Dog breeds for Obama

The following new breeds are now recognized by the AKC:
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Holiday pet.
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, a Cubist dog.
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean - and manly, too!
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the E.R. mascot.
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by...oh well, it doesn't matter anyway....
Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work.
Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
Bull Terrier + Shitzu
Bull Shitzu, a gregarious but unreliable breed.
Poodle + Maltese
Malted Poodles, good after dinner or on a Sunday afternoon
Cocker Spaniel + Maltese
Cock-teses, well ...