Asparagus Syndrome

Asparagus Syndrome is having the complete revulsion of seeing and smelling asparagus. Those with A. S. would rather be imprisoned with non-stop Bruce Springstein music for a week than eat one bite of the avoided vegetable.
AssBurgers: 1) This does not refer to beef patties between two buns. The picture at left appears to be a woman lying on a beach with only a pink swimsuit top.
2) False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted users with limited social skills.