P@io glass door as seen from outside my condo by P@ti

Have you noticed that the look of my web journal has changed? Have you clicked on "View My Complete Profile"? Do you want to know of the toaster screw story? Did you know that you can read a biography on me as well as a link to current national and world news? Have you been pondering what "pon" means? What name is found in the phrase "Alternative Reading"? Did I leave the Odie pillow in my Altamonte Springs apartment? What is your reaction to the photographs I have posted? Do you have questions for me? Are you glad to know what my home looks like? How is my new email address different? Have you noticed, that in Florida, people say "excuse me" when they are passing a few feet in front of you? If there is a pocket sown into the crotch of women's pants for a cell phone, and the phone is set to vibrate inside that pocket when a call is received, do you suppose there will still be silence when that happens? Do you suppose you will hear an excited woman sound? Have you been clicking on colored word links and pictures? WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO ANY OF MY POSTINGS? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!

Deciphering code

Tonight is day six of Hanukkah. This is represented by the six driedles in the picture to the left. My name is Andrew Lerner. It can be abbreviated as "A. Lerner". The first letter of my first name is "A". That is my first Initial. The Internet can only recognize names that do not have embedded blank spaces. Therefore, a period or "dot" is sometimes substituted. This is what it looks like: ".". The following is a "name" that would be accepted by the Internet: "A.Lerner". The letters in this name can be found, and in the same order, in the following words or phrase:
"Alternative read." To illustrate this, these words are repeated with some the letters of these words made into capital letters: "ALtERNativE Read." This is further illustrated, and made into an Internet friendly name as follows: A.LtERNativE.Read. The ampersand symbol of "&" represents the English word "and". The letters in the word "and" are also the first three letters, and in the same order, in my first name of "Andrew". Therefore, by objective logic, "&rew" can represent my name by substituting "&" for the letters "And".
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P@ti & &rew

Hard A.LtERNativE tRek: Life, my final frontier. These are the life voyages of Andrew Lerner. My indefinite mission, to explore my strange new world, seek out new friendships, relationships, and to finally boldly experience where I've dreamed before. Below this mission statement is a short autobiography. As you scroll down more, you will sight the daily entries, in reverse chronological order, and frequently updated. www.andrewlerner.blogspot.com/2005/10/instructions.html
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AUDIO 1948 + 2005

This picture is of a 78rpm record that was purchased for my siblings in 1948. I called XM satellite Radio to tell them that I enjoy the service and do not want to pay the almost $15 per month for it. I am therefore getting the next three months service for free in the hope that my enthusiasm will promote people who know me to become members.
Here are some pictures for you to look at. You can see each of them one at a time, by clicking each of their descriptions, one at a time, with the left button on your mouse. If you use your right hand, you would press the left button with your right index finger momentarily, so it will make a click sound. To return to this page or screen display, that you are currently looking at, you can click the "back" button, on the upper left of your screen, showing you the picture that you selected. Here are the individual descriptions below for you to "click" on. They are called "links" because they connect you to another screen display for your sight.
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DAY TWO HANUKKAH

Patti gave me this gift 12/25/05.
P@tiY&rew

&rewYP@ti

P@&rew4...

Day One of Hanukkah: Odie One Day

This Odie craft project was acquired and started years ago by Laurie Ellen Lerner. It was restarted, and finished last evening by P@ti! I put in the last stitch. The plan is to make this a pillow. It is day one of Hanukkah! P@ti took this picture of beige rug Odie on my beige carpeting. WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO THIS POSTING? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!

Happy Hanukkah from P@&rew!

Happy
Holiday
from

P@&rew!




P@&rew represents Pat and Andrew, and is not an email address.
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Holidays start tomorrow: HANUKAH + XMAS

HAPPY HOLIDAY TO MY FRIENDS:

Michael & Fran

Donna

Catherine

Deborah

Tatyana

Nancy

Karl

Gina Baber

Pati

Scott

The music motion globe shown here was given to me by Cathy.

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I changed my mind. XM WILL STAY! WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO MY POSTINGS? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!

&drew & P@i @ 101

(This posting is revised) If you right click, on this picture on the left, or other pictures, you can get the individual web site addresses by selecting properties, open link, copy, save, add to favorites, and so on. If you left click on the picture, you will go to its separate site. The picture will be larger, and you will have the option to make the picture even larger! This allows you to see greater detail.

Patti helped me find the "lost" Odie latch hook pillow kit on 12/18/05! Laurie had started it years ago, while Odie was alive. Patti has undone the work that she did, which was backwards, in reverse, and without any redeeming logic or adherence to the directions. Patti is now finally finishing this Odie project item!

Patti has lavished and saturated a bush in my living room with stars of David, dreidels, and a hand made felt menorah! I went singing with Patti on Saturday and Tuesday nights, 12/10+13/05. A CD has been made of me singing "American Idiot". If you would like a copy, let me know, and I will send you a copy of my new "A.LtERNativE.Real" CD, not available in stores!

The third event that happened this last night, is my discovery that my name can be represented as "&drew"! What is your reaction to this, and "P@i"? As of Monday, I started coming home for lunch, as I now have one-hour lunches, and am one mile from work! Patti often prepares and greets me with my breakfasts, lunches and dinners! Patricia does much cleaning and decorating at my home. I have renamed the porch to "Patio"

The past four weeks of classroom training were miserable, inefficient, and ineffective. I found most of the trainees in my class to be loud, noisy, boisterous, crude, urban, impatient, uninhibited, bold, rude, sloppy, assertive, aggressive, rowdy, hedonistic, apathetic, audatious, promiscuous, lazy, impulsive, vulgar, juvenile, and hedonistic. I also found them refreshingly spontaneous, upfront, honest, forthright, open, and blunt. I am most unprepared for the transition I started on Monday 12/19/05.

Gina traveled more than one hour to visit with me on Monday for dinner at Macaroni Grill, and here. She gave me a beautiful engraved silver metal box with a silver candleholder and candles. I gave her my giant coffee table book "The Promised Land". She will cherish it forever. Gina and Patti are the only ones who appreciated my free XM music offer. Gina is having an XM and audio slave system installed into her car, and will pay for her own XM account. It is for these reasons, my paid broadband cable commercial free music, and less car time, that I am canceling my subscription to this service. Access will terminate. Reason #512 for moving from NYC to Central FL: Transit strike! WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO THIS POSTING? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!

P@i &drew

Edythe Miariam Aranow's first Word Processing and more

If you right click on pictures you can get the individual addresses by selecting properties and copy. If you left click, you will go there. You can make these pictures larger than this screen or or zoom in! WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO THESE PAST TWO POSTINGS? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!

PICTURE POSTINGS

ALien Nation, Paranoia, Propaganda, Redneck Agenda, Hysteria, Subliminal Mindfuck

I have once again sung "American Idiot" by Green Day in front of a cheering live audience!
"Don't wanna be an American idiot. Don't want a nation under the new mania. And can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mindfuck America. Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the alienation. Everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. For that's enough to argue. Well maybe I'm the faggot America. I'm not a part of a redneck agenda. Now everybody do the propaganda. And sing along in the age of paranoia. One nation controlled by the media. Information age of hysteria. It's calling out to idiot America." Click here for a photo of me singing live. WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO THIS POSTING? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!

A LEaRNER

" Being "smart" results by using the tool called "intelligence" - Andrew Lerner". I completed my four weeks and 150 hours of paid classroom training yesterday. I will be working in transition this coming week. My schedule for these next two weeks are: M18-F23: 10am-7pm. M26: 11a-6p, T27+TH29: 11:30a-8:30p W28+F30: 10:30a-7:30p. "Thank you for the XM radio listening opportunity. I plan to take advantage of it this evening. Hope all is well. Gina"

QUESTIONS

Have you noticed that the look of my web journal has changed? Have you clicked on "View My Complete Profile"? Do you want to know of the toaster screw story? Did you know that if you scroll down to the very bottom of this page, you can read a biography on me as well as a link to current national and world news? Have you been pondering what "pon" means? What name is found in the phrase "Alternative Reading"? Patti is willing to finish the Odie pillow that Laurie started. Did I leave it in my Altamonte Springs apartment? What is your reaction to the photographs I have posted? Do you have questions for me? Are you glad to know what my home looks like? What is your reaction to me Karaoke and why? How is my new email address different? Why are you not emailing me? Have you noticed, that in Florida, people say "excuse me" when they are passing a few feet in front of you? If there is a pocket sown into the crotch of women's pants for a cell phone, and the phone is set to vibrate inside that pocket when a call is received, do you suppose there will still be silence when that happens? Do you suppose you will hear an excited woman sound? Have you been clicking on colored word links and pictures? What is today's picture all about? Do these natives of India look puzzled or worried?

RElief STation Etiquette

"REST" in REST room, is an acronym for RElief STation. Unless there is a common mutual agreement to keep both all of the two, hinged seats down at all times, the following is the fairest policy for the toilet. If a man should have to raise the bottom most seat so as to insure a hygienic environment upon his relief, so too should a woman have to lower that same seat to provide a comfortable and hygienic situation for her relief. Neither sex should have to both lower and raise the seat, unless it also involves the cover as well. – Andrew Lerner, 10/05/05

FREE GIFT OF MUSIC TO YOU!

My world wide web window 1965. I have a present for you all. I own this service that cost me about $15/month. For a limited time, I am giving you a working password to this sight! This is purely an altruistic gesture. Patti has been greatly enjoying this gift. You can listen to high fidelity commercial free continuous music, news, or information of your specific exact favorite choice at http://xmro.xmradio.com/xstream/subscriber.jsp Use my email address: lernerandrew@yahoo.com, and my password: "listen". Here are some suggestions:

Ch 4 The 40s Decades Big Bands & Hits of the 40s --David Barth
Ch 5 The 50s Decades Early Rock 'n Roll --Lois--David Barth
Ch 6 The 60s Decades The Authentic 60s Sound --Lois--Nancy
Ch 7 The 70s Decades Best of the 70s --Dan --Nancy--Patti
Ch 8 The 80s Decades The Awesome 80s --Patti
Ch 9 The 90s Decades The 90s Live on 9 --Patti
Ch 10 America Country Classic Country --Dan--Patti
Ch 11 Nashville! Country Round the Clock Country Hits --Dan
Ch 12 XM Country Progressive Country --Dan
Ch 13 Hank's Place Country Old Time Country
Ch 14 Bluegrass Junction Country From Bluegrass to Newgrass
Ch 15 The Village Country A Celebration of Folk Music--Nancy, Lois
Ch 16 Highway 16 Country Top Country Hits --Dan--Patti
Ch 20 Top 20 on 20 Pop & Hits Interactive Top-20 Countdown
Ch 21 KISS Pop & Hits Today's Hit Music --Patti
Ch 22 MIX Pop & Hits Modern Pop Hits--Patti
Ch 24 Sunny Pop & Hits Beautiful Music --Lois
Ch 25 The Blend Pop & Adult Hits --Lois--Nancy--Patti
Ch 26 The Eye Hip Hop Hits Chart Topping Hits --Alan, Joseph?
Ch 27 Cinemagic Pop & Hits Escape into the Movies --Lois
Ch 28 On Broadway Pop Hits & Showtunes --Lois--Nancy
Ch 40 Deep Tracks Rock Deep Album Cuts --Dan--Nancy
Ch 41 Boneyard - XL Rock Stadium Rock bands --Andrew
Ch 42 XM Liquid Metal - XL Rock Industrial Strength Metal--Andrew
Ch 43 XMU Rock New Music... Now--Andrew
Ch 44 Fred Rock Classic Alternative --Andrew--Patti
Ch 45 XM Cafe Rock Mellow Alternative --Patti
Ch 46 Top Tracks Rock Classic Album Cuts --Nancy, Patti, Jonathan, Cathy, Andrew
Ch 47 Ethel Rock Alternative Hits --Andrew
Ch 48 Squizz -XL Rock Hard Alternative --Andrew
Ch 50 The Loft Rock Singers & Songwriters --Nancy --Patti
Ch 51 XM Music Lab Rock Progressive & Fusion--Aaron--Nancy
Ch 53 Fungus - XL Rock Punk, Hardcore & Ska --Andrew&Joseph
Ch 54 Lucy Rock Classic Alternative Hits --Andrew--Patti
Ch 65 The Rhyme - XL Urban Hip Hop --Alan, Joseph?
Ch 66 RAW - XL Urban Uncensored Hip Hop --Alan, Joseph?
Ch 67 The City Urban UrbanTop 40 --Alan, Joseph?
Ch 70 Real Jazz Jazz & Blues Traditional Jazz
Ch 71 Watercolors Jazz & Blues Easy Jazz
Ch 72 Beyond Jazz & Blues Contemporary Eclectic --Dan
Ch 73 Frank's Jazz & Blues Sinatra & Friends --David Barth
Ch 74 Bluesville Jazz & Blues Capital of the Blues
Ch 75 Hear Music™ Lifestyle The Music at Starbucks
Ch 76 Fine Tuning Lifestyle Eclectic Mix from Celtic to the Blues
Ch 77 Audio Visions Lifestyle Cerebral New Age--Aaron
Ch 80 The Move Dance Underground --Alan, Joseph?
Ch 81 BPM Dance Club Hits --Alan, Joseph?
Ch 90 AlegrÃa Latin Latin Pop Hits --Lois
Ch 92 Aguila Latin Regional Mexican --Lois
Ch 94 Caliente Latin A Tropical Paradise --Lois
Ch 110 XM Classical --Richard, --Father, --Alison, --Bernice

@home in Lake Mary

Bill was here yesterday and today. Someone called from Chicago about Michael yesterday. Both Bill and Michael have paid me for the empty suite accross from me in my home, at total of $425 for only the first half of December! Kylie and her friend were here today as well. Bill picked up his agreements, had them notarized, and had them deliverd them to the school board. Kylie took the bus from school to come to her home here with her her father and I.

Room for Living 101

My condo apartment number is "101". My rooms are furthur identified as "101.1", ".2", and so on. "101.1" is a central FL FM radio station playing A.LtERNativE_Rock music at this frequency. A sticker advertising this, is affixed to my entrance door, since "101" also identifies my home unit. In addition, I listen to this station, when I don't have either digital music via broadband cable, or XM Satellite digital music via the Internet. This digital music is delivered to my 5.1 high fidelity audio reproductive system in my home via HFC, and in my car via my satellite signal receiver. If you right click on pictures you can get the individual addresses by selecting properties and copy. If you left click, you will go there. You can make these pictures larger than this screen or or zoom in!

FREE FLORIDA VACATION

The KYLIE & WILLIAM R AULD III GUEST SUITE is now available for accommodation. Patti made curtains, pillows, and other things for the Study/Guest suite/ Kylie's room. She plans to make a matching pillow sham and other things.. I don't know about these decorating things, but it makes the place feel warmer and look nicer.

The Sunday Brunch Bunch

MY ROOM. MY QUOTES

I drink No Fart Milk. (I drink milk that is both fat and lactose free to avoid newly discovered flatulence) MAIL = Messages, Answers, Information, & Letters.
Chain Links: Individual franchised or corporate owned retail locations such as Walgreens, Walmart, and Staples. I wear my eye shades at night. I'm growing younger. My next dog"s name: 0-2 D-2 (Odie 2 Dog 2)You can live in misery, or you can live in Central Florida.

FAN OF SINGING & P

P and I sung Karaoke for my first time at "Nice & Easy". P sung these alternative and pop favorites: Get this party started - Pink, what's up - 4 Non Blondes, Complicated - Averil Levine, Bring me to life - Evanesance. I sung these favorites:
"American Idiot" - Green Day, "Pour Some Sugar on Me" - Def Leopard, Rock & Roll All Night - Kiss, "She (F*cken) Hates Me" - Puddle of Mudd. I love singing my favorite hard A.LtERNativE & Rock songs to a live audience! However, at this venue, the volume of the music was so too loud, "It f*cken hurts me".

I believe it was during this pat week, that P helped me have fun, finally flipping the five fan fins in the guest suite! I have a Bill that pays me $450.00 in cash for this suite each month for four years! P is converting it to a Little Girls room/Karaoke/Study/Craft room. P is making curtains and or a valance for the window, with unused and or left over fabric, that my mother had originally gave to Laurie.

Today, P, once again performed another miraculous astounding feat to my amazement and delight! P finally fixed the three entertainment center draws! since July of 2003, when it was removed from my Queens home, the draws were never correctly reinstalled. Many times, myself, Richard, and a Handy Person have spend many hours on many a day since then to figure out how. P did it in less than the time it took me to fold my laundry! Previously she had solved the water filter noise problem, and fixed the two folding doors!

Meeting canceled for today

The scheduled meeting at a restaurant for a meal is canceled. It was to be at and near my Lake Mary home at 1pm today Friday. The people involved were My father, brother, girlfriend, and myself were to meet for the first time. Nobody need come over today. Half of my class failed an important test today, and must re-take it tomorrow. If we pass, we may continue to be employed. It is a 50 question 2.5 hour test. 80% is passing. I need to study from 12 to 5pm today instead. Please excuse the inconvenience. I plan to reschedule. My Girlfriend is responsible for these lovely photographs of my home shown here these days on "My Sight" site. My employer will serve me a large hot meal for free. All of my postings for this month have been updated, and have links to go to. Click the replies link envelope with arrow icon .Have a healthy and productive day to you all.

"DREAM"

CPAP does not stand for "Certified Pure Air Provider", although it is. CPAP is not an acronym for "Certainly Provides A Pinapple", or "Certified Public Accountant Person". CPAP is Constant Positive Air pressure. It helps me breath continuously and constantly throughout my sleeping. I would otherwise frequently stop breathing and wake up throughout the night. I therefore used to be unrested even after nine hours, and feel tired througout the following day. Today I slept from from 5:20am to between 8&10am and feel well rested and refreshed. I feel tremendous RELIEF and energy now, as I have craved and never had my entire life. The primary contributing factors that helped me are: Divorcing Laurie, Escaping from NYC and LI, my Mother passing away, selling my last Queens home, Settling in Florida, CPAP, medications ,"My Sight", putting Odie to sleep, finally finding the right diet, developing Mike, Nancy, Gina, and now, especially Pat as my friends, making my first real permanent perfect own home with the perfect layout, appearance, and location, and finally earning my first possible career. Also, by far, the best entity ever to finally come into my life, the best inventions ever, and my favorite tool ever, are the Personal Computer system and the Internet’s World Wide Web. It has been a long lonely hard A.LtERNativE tRek. I am finally boldly experiencing where I have always dreamed before. My dreams, happiness, and youth continues to grow, and become reality. John lennon died 25 years ago today. "Dream" is a song by the late George Harrison. "Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see". The above left is a picture of my first bedroom set, financed by my father for me this year. P@ is responsible for these lovely photographs of my home shown here these days on "My Sight" site.

Florida Marlins won World Series from NY Yankees!

1946 BIRTHDAY

It is a banner day!
May my sister have

a peachy keen day!

I LOF FLOrida

I LOF FLOrida
I have been training since Monday, 11/22/05, for five (5) weeks, from 5pm until 1am. I will sleep from 4:30am to 12:30pm. I am available to talk on the telephone between 1pm and 5pm Monday through Friday. I am also available on Sunday and Saturday between 1pm and 12am. Untill December 19, my schedule is 5pm to 1AM. I am available 1pm to 4:45pm untill then. I am off all Saturdays and Sundays all day. During the week of 12/19/05, I work ten to seven (10 am to 7 pm.)

I am a Technical Support Representative in, and live in, Lake Mary, Orlando area, Florida. I assist clients of my Charter account solve their technical inquiries over the phone. I will provide broadband cable services support on Voice over Inernet Protocol, software, hardware, Internet and handheld devices. My position requires in-depth knowledge of Windows, Internet and hardware installation. It also requires a flexible schedule with various start times that change based on client need.

My VoIP is 321-214-9855. I have unlimited calls anywhere in the US (including Puerto Rico) & Canada for $24.99 a month. This also includes Free features such as: Voicemail Plus 3-Way CallingCall Waiting Call Forwarding Caller ID with Name 911 Dialing.

http://andrewlerner.blogspot.com/2005/10/health-stats.html
http://andrewlerner.blogspot.com/2005/10/emergency-room-92337.html
NY Plate Click on differently colored words, and pictures. Click the replies link envelope icon with arrow. All postings are updated continuously. Keep scrolling down this very long page every time you visit.

WINDOWS 101

If you right click on, you can get the individual addresses for pictures. If you left click, you will go there. You can make these pictures much larger than this screen and or zoom in. Please use the address links listed below. Click on colored words and pictures that get underlined when your cursur passes over them. Click the replies link envelope with arrow icon . All postings are updated continuously. Keep scrolling down this page every time you visit. Click on the following number words to see the six pictures of my living room, and the banners above my windows in my apartment number 101: one1) LR two2) shelving three3) W1 four4) W2 five5) W3 six6) W4

Hard A.LtERNativE_Rock music

A. LERNER loves hard A.LtERNativE_Rock music!

Tool, Korn, Linkin Park, Godsmack, Audioslave, System of a Down, Filter, Disturbed, Saliva, Hed Planet Earth, Ministry, Static X, Papa Roach, Seether, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Jet, Trapt, Lost Prophet, Chevelle, Crossfade, Stabbing Westward, Hinder, Corrosion, Incubus, Nine Inch Nails, Chevelle, Queens Of The Stone Age, Mudvayne, White Zombie, Gorilaz, Kid Rock, Crazy Town, Green Day, Limp Bizkit, Shinedown, Sevendust, Rob Zombie, Staind, Nickelback, Three Doors Down, Soilwork, Scum of the Earth, Powerman 5000,

Met Scott with Patti

Patti and Scott are lifelong friends

Click here for the music I mostly enjoy listening to