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Monday, November 28, 2005
Bed Breakfast Beyond & Below Capacity
Patti and I designed and executed putting banners above the four living room windows as a valance. I hope Bernice does not mind. She gave me many of those banners. Patti fixed yet another door: the pantry door! Patti also cleaned up our Patio. I installed a guest towel rack for the L towels given me by Bernice. I have discovered the other day, that it is Patti, and not Michael Jackson, that is my long lost twin sister. I have given Patti the key to my home. Green Day won another award for the best rock pop album of the year: American Idiot.
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
NO KILL I
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Monday, November 21, 2005
WORKING
2) Porta Systems, Syosset
3) E J Korvettes, Hicksville
4) Schweber Electronics, Westbury
5) Guinan Litho,
6) Lums, RFM, Garden City, NY
7) Abraham and Strauss, Huntington
8) Staff Builders, Levittown
9) Max-Z Distributors (consignment), Bethpage
10) Fortunoff Fine Jewelry, Westbury, Manhattan, Paramus NJ
11) Hoffritz for Cutlery, NY
12) Radio Shack, NY
13) Dover Garage, NY
14) 18th Street Management, NY
15) Sunshine Boys, NY
16) John Jay College, NY
17) North American Philips, NY
18) TMP (Telephone Marketing Programs), NY
19) Westvaco, NY
20) National Publishing, NY
21) Sterling Publishing, NY
22) Cory Auto School, Elmhurst
23) Broadway Driving School, Elmhurst
24) A-Club Driving School, Sunnyside
25) Commodities Exchange Center, WTC NY
26) CMP (Publications), Manhasset
27) Glen Cove Auto School.
28) All Seasons Auto School, Flushing
29) The Wiz Distributors (NBTW), Astoria
30) Manufacturers Hanover, Great Neck
31) Chemical Bank, Great Neck
32) Melmarkets Food Town, Great Neck
33) Stop & Shop, DBA Food Town, Great Neck
34) Topps Appliance City, Westbury
35) Dominos Pizza, Glen Oaks, West Hempstead
36) Choopons (self), Bellerose
37) Bon Appetite Glat Kosher II, Roslyn
38) Office Max, Elmont
39) Pet Land Discounts, Glen Oaks
40) Bayside Federal, Bellerose
41) Kirby Vacuum, Elmont
42) Franklin Square Taxi, Little Neck
43) Bed Bath & Beyond, Manhasset
44) Circuit City, Hicksville
45) Gateway Country, Hicksville
46) The Wiz, Cablevision, Carle Place
47) Micro Center, Westbury
48) DSW, Huntington
49) Pier 1 Imports, NHP
50) Tourneau, RFM, Garden City, NY
51) GMR Marketing LLP (Gateway, Intel), Bay Shore
52) Card Services Financial, Fyitech, Longwood FL
53) Double Tree Guest Suits at the Walt Disney World Resort FL
54) Unemployment Insurance (many times)
55) First Data Corporation: Telecheck, Daytona Beach, FL
56) Convergys, Lake Mary, FL
Sunday, November 20, 2005
DATA, THE SECOND NEXT GENERATION
I am a Technical Support Representative in, and live in, Lake Mary, Orlando area, Florida. I assist clients of my Charter account solve their technical inquiries over the phone. I will provide broadband cable services support on Voice over Inernet Protocal, software, hardware, Internet and handheld devices. This position requires in-depth knowledge of Windows, Internet and hardware installation. This position requires a flexible schedule with various start times that change based on client need.
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Saturday, November 19, 2005
QUOTE TODAY
I don't care what you say anymore cause it's my life.Go ahead with your life and leave me alone. - Billy Joel
MICHAEL BINDER 1945 -
We met in 1999 at Circuit City Hicksville, and have been giving Gateway and other employment to each other ever since. He is my personal Hi Tech Guru.
Friday, November 18, 2005
LAST DAY AT FIRST DATA
I left this company that places data first and individuals last. I was treated as a commodity instead of as an individual.
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Wednesday, November 16, 2005
BLOW JOB SUCKed
Also, my long lost Air Cleaning Filter has finally been retrieved from behind the laundry machines! It had fallen behind them any months ago. It is a 3M Filtrete refillable Dust & Pollen Reduction Filter with a 500 Performance Rating. It is approved by the American Lung Association Health House, and cost as much as the cleaning service today! Each new insertion filter lasts 3 months. Blow Job: $89.95. Breathing fresh clean healthy air: Priceless.
The entry posted with the phrase "blow job" has nothing to do with my personal life or interests. It onlyhad to do with the venting system for my drying machine.
Patti helped me do a Practical Orderly Neat job buying and installing a second knob on the laundry room door yesterday during our Productive Organized Nice day.
I have recieved another bill for the ironic day of 09/26/05. It is for HHCSI Emergency Dept. Physician @ $133. That brings my total for that day's event to $418. Remember to click the above links for furthur clarification.
On 11/14/05. I heard and confirmed that I am exempt from meeting quota since I am trained in other areas, and not exclusively permanently in this bank check verifications department. Howerver, I don't want to wait until training by February.
P ON Net
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Happy Birthday
Nancy Ellen Goldfarb 1962
Bruce Frey 195X
My friend from Plainview, Nancy Ellen, was born on 11/16/1962.
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Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Original Quotes
My next dog's name: 0-2 D-2 (Odie 2 Dog 2)
Chain Links: Individual franchised or corporate owned retail locations.
CPA = Chiefly Protects Assets
Patti: "Trek or Treat" (Patti is also a former Treker)
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Monday, November 14, 2005
P Over Night
I no longer use a mobile phone while I am driving. Driving a car on an on-ramp to the I-4 and answering a cell phone: $210.
Life: Priceless.
11/14/2002 Nancy Ellen Bleicher and I met via roommateaccess.com
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Sunday, November 13, 2005
AGE and CHOCOLATE
This is peachy keen.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.. Be sureyou don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not oneof those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 If you haven't, add 1754.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number .
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many timesyou want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
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Saturday, November 12, 2005
MY SITE
Gina has at the same time, accepted a better position very close to home, and has put in her resignation at FDC as well. Driving a car on an onramp to the I-4 and answering a cell phone: $210. Melanie is as miserable in Check Writers, as I am in Check Verifications. We also both love the opposing position. She is being forced to work in CW, and I am being forced to work in CV! On Wednesday, I left notification to my lesbian supervisor, of my intent to resign on 11/18/05. Yesterday, My lesbian department manager came to me an asked if I would like my days off to be Saturday and Sunday from now on. I said yes. At my request, she will also arrange for me to have my Tuesday and Wednesday off with no pay or penalty for this week. I took today, Saturday off, and have tomorrow Sunday off as well.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
ROOM VACANCY
General and contact information:
Email: lernerandrew@yahoo.com
Address: Bakewell Court, Lake Mary, 32746.
Rent: $450.00 Per Month (including all utilities)
Security: $450.00
Utilities: (no additional charges) Telephone, Electricity, *Cable Broadband high-speed Internet access, and **Digital TV.
Date Available: December 1, 2005.
Minimum stay: Three months
Household: You and Andrew
Community Information:
TYPE: One-floor, in Two-level condominiums
NEIGHBORHOOD: Hidden Village
AMENITIES: Pool, Spa/hot tub
LOCATION: Lake Mary; I-4 Exit 98, off Lake Mary Blvd, Lake Emma Rd., Greenwood Blvd., 13 miles from Downtown West Orlando
ACCESS: Bus line, Dining, Freeway, Big-Box stores, Movies, Shopping malls, Bike trails, Parks/Recreation
Room Home Share Description:
Floor: Ground, first floor.
Rooms: 2 Beds, 2 Full Baths, Laundry, Dining, Patio, Living, and…
Your Private Room Amenities:
Private Bathroom: Attached private individual independent exclusive full bathroom (with tub + new shower), w/w closet, Computer system*, TV**, Telephone, Iron, board, Linen and towel supplies, new w/w carpeting, central air conditioning, ceiling fan, bed, dressers, desk, night table, clock radios, lamps
Parking: spaces off street are included.
Share: new Washer, new Dryer, Dishwasher, Ovens: electric broil, microwave, & toaster, Yard, and Theater, included.
Kitchen share: Dishes, pots, pans, small appliances, utensils,
Free unlimited telephone usage in continental US, PR, and Canada!
ROOMATE DESCRIPTIONS:
Qualification: Myself// You
Age: 47// 25 - 50
Gender: Male //Male or Female
Orientation: Straight// Straight or Lesbian
Smoker: no.// No.
Drinker: no.// No.
Pets: no. //No.
Children: no. //No.
Cleanliness Clean //Clean
PROFILE INQUIRY
Please cut and paste only the following profile inquiry lists into a new blank email, type in the requested information, and mail it back to me with “room� in the subject line. I look forward to your reply.
PROFILE DATA
Contact date:
Full name:
Phone:
Email:
Source listing this: ANDREW ON-LINE
User ID:
Reason moving:
Town of work:
Dates of work:
Date to move in:
Months of stay:
Age and Occupation:
Furniture bringing:
Children or Pets:
Cleanliness example:
Smoke or Drink:
Visitors:
Work schedule:
Gender and Orientation:
Attraction, needs, or concerns:
FURTHUR DETAILS:
I am a down to earth, clean, organized, direct, open, honest, laid back, and easygoing person, who enjoys hard, heavy, alternative, and rap-metal rock music; and serious or romantic dramas. I need a responsible and quiet person, like myself, to rent out the other bedroom, and separate additional attached full bathroom. I will keep out of your way and respect your privacy. All of the utilities are included! Available, is a quiet beautiful private, completely furnished room, recently painted, with attached private individual exclusive full bathroom with new elaborate push-button showering system installed! It has brand new w/w carpeting, an Eleven-Foot (11’) Closet, and includes your own independent TV and computer systems, bed, dressers, desk, night table, clock radios, telephone, bedding, towels, iron, board, and etcetera! There are brand new high-end washer and dryer laundry machines inside this 2BR Condo! Free unlimited long distance and local telephone usage in your room is included! Free Cable TV, broadband high speed Internet access service, and ceiling fans are included in every room! Central air conditioning is included. There is close, immediate access to many free parking spaces, the patio, and garden, on this ground floor. You can enjoy the kitchen with an elaborate new water filtration system, dishwasher, and dining room, living room with fireplace, and premium 5.1-surround sound theater. This safe community includes use of swimming pool, spa/hot tub, squash court, and more! This Lake Mary exit 98 location is half a mile from I-4, and 12 miles from downtown Orlando! Lake Mary is one of the four finalists, from the state of Florida, on CNN list of 100 finalists, of the best places to live in the U.S.A.!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
CONVERGENCE 1.5
I will start my employment with a five week formal classroom training course starting on Monday 11/21/05. I will be assisting clients of cable broadband services including telephony, internet, and video access in a telephone call center.
A Technical Support Representative position in the Lake Mary-Orlando location, deals with customers, solve or re-direct their technical inquiries over the phone. I will provide support on software, hardware, Internet and handheld devices. This position requires in-depth knowledge of Windows, Internet and hardware installation. Reps need to be able to pass a background check & a detailed oral technical assessment. This position requires a flexible schedule with various start times that change based on client need.
My new employer is Convergys. I plan to resign my employment at First Data, Telecheck, Daytona Beach. My tenant Michael has informed me today of his intent to move out December 1, 2005 due to an opportunity in Chicago. I'm happy for him. A significant relationship transition developed today. My car has been left overnight for a wheel alignment, due to a collision yesterday. I will be working Wednesday so as to facilitate work completion Thursday morning. My friend has recommended "Andrew On Line". All of these major significant milestone events have converged upon this day. http://andrewlerner.blogspot.com/2005/10/instructions.html
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Sunday, November 06, 2005
Two Months and Behind
Everyone's quota=500. Many=500-800 Me=100-200
On 11/14/05. I heard and confirmed that I am exempt from meeting quota since I am trained in other areas, and not exclusively permanently in this bank check verifications department. Howerver, I don't want to wait until training by February.
38 mile commute is dangerous, risky, noisy, exhausting, time consuming, and excessively expensive.
Falling asleep during work, nightmares, obscenely unchallenging, boring, tedious, menotinous, repeditive, mundane, and lack the aptitude and eyesight. Promises broken or delayed.
I love Lake Mary. All shopping, all eating, all parks, all entertainment, all housing, all employment. It makes no sense not to work, live, shop, eat, exercise, explore, and play in Lake Mary. Commuting to Daytona Beach is ludicris.
Teletubbies = Fat, gay, and obese women working inTelecheck and First Data.
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Saturday, November 05, 2005
F*R*I*E*N*D*S AT DINNER
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Friday, November 04, 2005
Check verification service
QUIZ FOR YOU AND FRIENDS
2.Change all of the answers so that they apply to you.
3.Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. 4.Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you. A " * " (asterisk) indicates an answer from a previous participant.
1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT: 2BR 2bath Condo with tenant
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I am listening to one.
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: I dont have a mouse.
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? none
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINES? none
6. FAVORITE SMELLS? Fresh Lasagna
7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Rancid Lasagna
8. FAVORITE SOUND? Hard Alternative music.
9. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Knowing someone is hurt.
10. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU FIRST WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? What time is it?
11. FAVORITE COLOR? Those on this site.
12. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? As few as possible
13. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? "Seven."
14. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Friendship, love, affection, happiness.
15. FAVORITE FOOD? Lazagna
16. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No.
17. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Yes.
18. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? yes
19. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? Cool.
20. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Matchbox.
21. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE CELEBRITY WHO WOULD IT BE? Oprah Winfrey
22. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? none
23. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Pisces.
24. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes.
25. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Student
26. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR? I would not.
27. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Maybe
28. FAVORITE MOVIE? Being There
29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? yes
30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? New clean brown carpeting.
31. FAVORITE NUMBER 666
32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? none
33. FAVORITE SIGHT? Lazagna
34. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. There is a huge amount of him.
35. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Gina
36. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY NOT TO RESPOND? My sister.
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Thursday, November 03, 2005
MILDRED BARTH 1910 - 2005
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Convergys
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First Data, TeleCheck
Gas in the minivan? Check. Directions to the mall? Check. Shopping list? Check. Checkbook? TeleCheck! TeleCheck International helps all those merchants process all those checks that all those consumers love to write, handling more than 3 billion paper and electronic transactions each year. It provides such services as check guarantee and verification for transactions that occur at the point of sale, over the Internet, and over the telephone, as well as recurring or timed transactions. Clients include retailers, grocers, and financial institutions. Parent First Data is one of the US's largest credit card transaction processors.
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Wednesday, November 02, 2005
F*R*I*E*N*D*S
Plainview, NY 3 calls returned for 20 minutes
Karl Canty phones second day in a row.
Michael Plainview, NY phones me for 30 mins.
Nancy from Plainview phones me for 30 minutes.
Deb Web, MI e-mails and Y I-Ms with me.
Donna Syosset, NY 5 emails, phone 20 min.
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MY Friend
P and I are both exceedingly perceptive, open, honest, and share the same sense of humor, values, and outlook on life. Events in life do not phase us. We are both iron butterflies. Together, we will boldly continue our mission to look for things to make us go. We are strong. She runs on the CS operating system. She thinks I am smart.
For those of you who are not former Trekers like us, Paklids, or anyone else, CS is common sense.
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Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Gina and I got married on 7/18/92
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