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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
NEW BIKE
My sister left two carpets here for me to sell. She paid about for each. I also plan to sell my old bike. I purchased a new one last week for $500. I feel guilty, ashamed, wasteful, and inappreciative purchasing it. I purchased my last bike in 2002. It cost about the equivalent back then, and has been my favorite bike. I find it amazing that my original tires lasted to this year. It needs a new back tire now, and other work and maintenance, that would cost $140. Last year, I purchased a new saddle, and gloves to cushion the harsh ride. Otherwise, the bike is in excellent condition.
This new bike has the shock absorbers for the front wheel, and for the saddle! The saddle has springs! The handle bar is tilt-able as well as risible! The 27 gears have digital displays on the handle bar! I hope I can net $50 or more for my old bike. I don't have the time and energy to do so many things for myself. It is penalizing me hundreds of dollars. I started asking Patti to help me with my computer systems, gardening, and window tinting.
Besides my employment of 45+ hours per week, I have organizing and learning for it in addition, and do not have the time or energy. I wish I had someone to plan and make my meals. Grocery shopping and laundry is at least fun.
I am very glad you enjoyed the Michael Jackson picture. I do a Google search to find a picture that demonstrates the original articles I write. He was born in my year of 1958, and is also like a white woman! I enjoy watching the cute gyetcos climb my windows, and the occasional visit by a crane. I also enjoy the birds and squirrels.
George W. Bush is a nemesis. He is the worst president of our country, and one of the most dangerous people in the world since Adolph Hitler. I would have preferred Saddam Hussein to stay in power to keep his country from civil war. I knew there were no WMDs in Iraq. Now we are in Iraq forever, to prevent another person like Saddam to come into power. We should of had most of our troops in Pakistan. Bush is bankrupting our county, destroying our international relations, and now picking fights with Iran and North Korea. We will not have military capability when its really needed.
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Thursday, August 24, 2006
Carole King visited me.
Florida is where I can leave my belongings on a table in the cabana while I am swimming in my pool, and come back to find a new pair of shorts added to my belongings. Florida is where I come home to find someone apparently came into my home, and left valuable new items. I found two tapestries on my floor! I plan to sell them on eBay, along with my old bike.
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Sunday, August 20, 2006
George W. Monument
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt.Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George Bush could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you.
George W. Bush Monument Committee
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Thursday, August 17, 2006
Quotes from a dear friend
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Sunday, August 13, 2006
RED is not read
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Friday, August 11, 2006
ELEVEN
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
5) The two twin towers make an "11"
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
Again, 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
Now this is where things get totally eerie:
The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Koran, the Islamic holy book:
"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."
That verse is number 9.11 of the Koran.
Still unconvinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following: (TRY THIS FOR REAL)
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1
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Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Dr. Fraser Vu
Walgreen's and my medication insurance has been giving me a hard time for weeks over ADDing back my medication. I finally now have it, and am finally taking it again. It was prescribed by my real "regular" Dr. Kane in Altamonte Springs. His name is not spelled "Crane". Kelsey Grammer and I were born on February 21. He is not a real psychiatrist, but plays one on TV. Last Tuesday, I paid my dentist office $400 for my exam and cleaning. My dental benefits were and are exhausted for 2006. Besides the electric toothbrush I purchased in Publix last Tuesday, I also found a night light. There were miniature liquid motion lamps for sale in a tray with price stickers of $1.55. It appeared that it might be a close-out at a bargain price. At the cashier, it came up at $5.99. I disputed this price. It was investigated and found to be incorrectly priced. Because of Publix policy, I received it instead for free! This past Sunday, since Patti liked it, I gave it to her as a free gift. That was the day I enjoyed treating us to Amira's and Carrabba's!
Florida is where I can go into a professional air conditioned comfortable office wearing a T shirt, shorts, and sandals. I received my entire 2 week shirt wardrobe free of charge by working at previous employers in NY. Florida is where I find a large clean pick up truck parked inside a grocery store to sell beer and barbecue supplies for a parking lot. Florida is where the sun is so bright, it takes me a long time to find my shades, only to find I am already wearing a pair. Florida is where if you leave your keys in the ignition, windows open, and the doors open, you will find it locked, the windows closed, and the keys under the mat,when you return at the end of the day. Florida is where someone frequently calls me whenever I leave a mug in a park or opticals in a store or bank. Florida is where you find pictures of New York City in many restaurants. Florida is where I have more earnings, more space, more convenience, more opportunities for employment, better weather, Healthier living, nicer people, and at substantially lower expenses! Florida is where a real living Crane stands in front of my home. His name is "Frasier".
I fill my car with gas about every three weeks. The rent I receive from my tenant, is almost twice what I pay my Home Owners Association to live here! In one year, my property value has appreciated by more than fifty percent! I need a Toyota Rav 4 because 1) my car is too tiny for me. 2) I need more power to accommodate an additional audio amplifier. 3) I need more room to fit in a large sub-woofer. 4) I have to commute to and from work, and it is 1.5 miles away! I plan to purchase a new giant toilet. The last time I did that had the "Crane" brand name.
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Sunday, August 06, 2006
Delightful Day
I vacuumed my home and did laundry this morning. I ate our weekly lunch at Amira's in Altamonte Spings. Amira's is my favorite Kosher Deli restaurant and all time favorite restaurant of all time.
Then we again went to the XL Men's clothing store in Altamonte Spings for another pair of Izod giant shorts. We Past two Kobe in Altamonte Spings, and went shopping in Walmart of Altamonte Spings.
Then we went into my pool where I lied on my back in the pool looking up at Palm Trees and blue sky. After some work to fix my computer system, continued delightful day with the extraordinary experience and food at Carrabba's Italian Grill in Altamonte Spings. I used the $25 "Outback Steakhouse etc." gift card that my dentist office gave me. What do you find unusual about my dinner credit card receipt shownto the above left? It was a consolation for DHL loosing my crown. There is an Outback Steakhouse across the street in Altamonte Spings, not to far from Imperial Dynasty and Kobe. Those are the best Chinese food and Japanese restaurants.
I now realize that not everything is in Lake Mary. After got back from our dinner, found another from It is dated September 1, 2006. Yes, who has been my best ever, and has stayed
Friday, August 04, 2006
First Times
During the past week, I made my first purchase in an extra large and tall clothing store. It is the only pair of giant shorts that I own. I am flossing for the first time. I purchased my first ever electric tooth-brush! I love it! It does such a thorough job of removing tartar, and makes cleaning the inside of teeth possible! I am amazed that I have lived without it for most of my life! I only had a microwave oven, VCR, computer systems, mobile phone, cable TV and Internet service! I made my first purchase of lettuce in many years. For the first time, I purchased it in non-head form. It is cleaned, cut and in a transparent plastic bag! Sometimes decadence is necessary! Giant Shorts is not related to World Wide pants of David Letterman.