Saturday, January 17, 2004

Brown

My color is brown, a credible, stable color that's reminiscent of fine wood, rich leather, and wistful melancholy. Most likely, you're a logical, practical person ruled more by your head than your heart. With your inquisitive mind and insatiable curiosity, you're probably a great problem solver. And you always gather all of the facts before coming to a timely, informed decision. Easily intrigued, you're constantly finding new ways to challenge your mind, whether it's by reading the newspaper, playing a trivia game, or composing a piece of music. Brown is an impartial, neutral color, which means you tend to see the difference between fact and opinion easily and are open to many points of view. Trustworthy and steady, you really are a brown at heart.
Big Brother is Donald Trump in THE APPRENTICE, on NBC TV Thursdays 8:30 pm


DIGITAL TELEVISION
For the first time ever, I now have digital cable television service. I now have many hundreds of stations including all of about 9 HBO channels. It is an EXTREMELY TREMENDOUS difference from the conventional analogue cable TV service up to July 2002! My favorite channel is 611. I have it on throughout the day through my 1000 watt sound system, when I am not watching TV. The reasons for getting it are:
1) $47/month for all of the above! (bulk rate via my coop)
2) I am discontinuing my netflix.com subscription at the end of this month @$22/month. I have run out of DVD's to watch.
3) I have been getting poor aerial reception the past few weeks.
4) Sex and the City
5) Six Feet Under
6) commercial free excellent music 24/7 (611 ROCKS!)
7) CNN, MSNBC, Bloomberg, Science channel 111, Tech TV channel.
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Andrew Lerner

Thursday, January 08, 2004

Big Brother is Donald Trump in THE APPRENTICE, on NBC TV Thursdays 8:30 pm

Tuesday, January 06, 2004

A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH.

It's better to have something small and reliable than something big and risky.

If you would like my personal and original interpretation and analysis of this, please request it in an email to me via quotes@andrewlerner.com This particular quotation is rated "R".

A QUALE IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO BUSHs'.

The other day, two (former and president George) Bushs' were hunting quale. Quale was GWB's former V.P.
ODIE. She is everywhere you want to be. (annoying)

Thursday, January 01, 2004

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A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH.

It's better to have something small and reliable than something big and risky.

If you would like my prsonal and original interpretation of this, please request it in an email from me at quotes@andrewlerner.com This particular quotation is rated "R"