P@io glass door as seen from outside my condo by P@ti

Have you noticed that the look of my web journal has changed? Have you clicked on "View My Complete Profile"? Do you want to know of the toaster screw story? Did you know that you can read a biography on me as well as a link to current national and world news? Have you been pondering what "pon" means? What name is found in the phrase "Alternative Reading"? Did I leave the Odie pillow in my Altamonte Springs apartment? What is your reaction to the photographs I have posted? Do you have questions for me? Are you glad to know what my home looks like? How is my new email address different? Have you noticed, that in Florida, people say "excuse me" when they are passing a few feet in front of you? If there is a pocket sown into the crotch of women's pants for a cell phone, and the phone is set to vibrate inside that pocket when a call is received, do you suppose there will still be silence when that happens? Do you suppose you will hear an excited woman sound? Have you been clicking on colored word links and pictures? WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO ANY OF MY POSTINGS? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!

Deciphering code

Tonight is day six of Hanukkah. This is represented by the six driedles in the picture to the left. My name is Andrew Lerner. It can be abbreviated as "A. Lerner". The first letter of my first name is "A". That is my first Initial. The Internet can only recognize names that do not have embedded blank spaces. Therefore, a period or "dot" is sometimes substituted. This is what it looks like: ".". The following is a "name" that would be accepted by the Internet: "A.Lerner". The letters in this name can be found, and in the same order, in the following words or phrase:
"Alternative read." To illustrate this, these words are repeated with some the letters of these words made into capital letters: "ALtERNativE Read." This is further illustrated, and made into an Internet friendly name as follows: A.LtERNativE.Read. The ampersand symbol of "&" represents the English word "and". The letters in the word "and" are also the first three letters, and in the same order, in my first name of "Andrew". Therefore, by objective logic, "&rew" can represent my name by substituting "&" for the letters "And".
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P@ti & &rew

Hard A.LtERNativE tRek: Life, my final frontier. These are the life voyages of Andrew Lerner. My indefinite mission, to explore my strange new world, seek out new friendships, relationships, and to finally boldly experience where I've dreamed before. Below this mission statement is a short autobiography. As you scroll down more, you will sight the daily entries, in reverse chronological order, and frequently updated. www.andrewlerner.blogspot.com/2005/10/instructions.html
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AUDIO 1948 + 2005

This picture is of a 78rpm record that was purchased for my siblings in 1948. I called XM satellite Radio to tell them that I enjoy the service and do not want to pay the almost $15 per month for it. I am therefore getting the next three months service for free in the hope that my enthusiasm will promote people who know me to become members.
Here are some pictures for you to look at. You can see each of them one at a time, by clicking each of their descriptions, one at a time, with the left button on your mouse. If you use your right hand, you would press the left button with your right index finger momentarily, so it will make a click sound. To return to this page or screen display, that you are currently looking at, you can click the "back" button, on the upper left of your screen, showing you the picture that you selected. Here are the individual descriptions below for you to "click" on. They are called "links" because they connect you to another screen display for your sight.
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DAY TWO HANUKKAH

Patti gave me this gift 12/25/05.
P@tiY&rew

&rewYP@ti

P@&rew4...

Day One of Hanukkah: Odie One Day

This Odie craft project was acquired and started years ago by Laurie Ellen Lerner. It was restarted, and finished last evening by P@ti! I put in the last stitch. The plan is to make this a pillow. It is day one of Hanukkah! P@ti took this picture of beige rug Odie on my beige carpeting. WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO THIS POSTING? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!

Happy Hanukkah from P@&rew!

Happy
Holiday
from

P@&rew!




P@&rew represents Pat and Andrew, and is not an email address.
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Holidays start tomorrow: HANUKAH + XMAS

HAPPY HOLIDAY TO MY FRIENDS:

Michael & Fran

Donna

Catherine

Deborah

Tatyana

Nancy

Karl

Gina Baber

Pati

Scott

The music motion globe shown here was given to me by Cathy.

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I changed my mind. XM WILL STAY! WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO MY POSTINGS? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!

&drew & P@i @ 101

(This posting is revised) If you right click, on this picture on the left, or other pictures, you can get the individual web site addresses by selecting properties, open link, copy, save, add to favorites, and so on. If you left click on the picture, you will go to its separate site. The picture will be larger, and you will have the option to make the picture even larger! This allows you to see greater detail.

Patti helped me find the "lost" Odie latch hook pillow kit on 12/18/05! Laurie had started it years ago, while Odie was alive. Patti has undone the work that she did, which was backwards, in reverse, and without any redeeming logic or adherence to the directions. Patti is now finally finishing this Odie project item!

Patti has lavished and saturated a bush in my living room with stars of David, dreidels, and a hand made felt menorah! I went singing with Patti on Saturday and Tuesday nights, 12/10+13/05. A CD has been made of me singing "American Idiot". If you would like a copy, let me know, and I will send you a copy of my new "A.LtERNativE.Real" CD, not available in stores!

The third event that happened this last night, is my discovery that my name can be represented as "&drew"! What is your reaction to this, and "P@i"? As of Monday, I started coming home for lunch, as I now have one-hour lunches, and am one mile from work! Patti often prepares and greets me with my breakfasts, lunches and dinners! Patricia does much cleaning and decorating at my home. I have renamed the porch to "Patio"

The past four weeks of classroom training were miserable, inefficient, and ineffective. I found most of the trainees in my class to be loud, noisy, boisterous, crude, urban, impatient, uninhibited, bold, rude, sloppy, assertive, aggressive, rowdy, hedonistic, apathetic, audatious, promiscuous, lazy, impulsive, vulgar, juvenile, and hedonistic. I also found them refreshingly spontaneous, upfront, honest, forthright, open, and blunt. I am most unprepared for the transition I started on Monday 12/19/05.

Gina traveled more than one hour to visit with me on Monday for dinner at Macaroni Grill, and here. She gave me a beautiful engraved silver metal box with a silver candleholder and candles. I gave her my giant coffee table book "The Promised Land". She will cherish it forever. Gina and Patti are the only ones who appreciated my free XM music offer. Gina is having an XM and audio slave system installed into her car, and will pay for her own XM account. It is for these reasons, my paid broadband cable commercial free music, and less car time, that I am canceling my subscription to this service. Access will terminate. Reason #512 for moving from NYC to Central FL: Transit strike! WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO THIS POSTING? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!

P@i &drew

Edythe Miariam Aranow's first Word Processing and more

If you right click on pictures you can get the individual addresses by selecting properties and copy. If you left click, you will go there. You can make these pictures larger than this screen or or zoom in! WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO THESE PAST TWO POSTINGS? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!

PICTURE POSTINGS

ALien Nation, Paranoia, Propaganda, Redneck Agenda, Hysteria, Subliminal Mindfuck

I have once again sung "American Idiot" by Green Day in front of a cheering live audience!
"Don't wanna be an American idiot. Don't want a nation under the new mania. And can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mindfuck America. Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the alienation. Everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. For that's enough to argue. Well maybe I'm the faggot America. I'm not a part of a redneck agenda. Now everybody do the propaganda. And sing along in the age of paranoia. One nation controlled by the media. Information age of hysteria. It's calling out to idiot America." Click here for a photo of me singing live. WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO THIS POSTING? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!

A LEaRNER

" Being "smart" results by using the tool called "intelligence" - Andrew Lerner". I completed my four weeks and 150 hours of paid classroom training yesterday. I will be working in transition this coming week. My schedule for these next two weeks are: M18-F23: 10am-7pm. M26: 11a-6p, T27+TH29: 11:30a-8:30p W28+F30: 10:30a-7:30p. "Thank you for the XM radio listening opportunity. I plan to take advantage of it this evening. Hope all is well. Gina"

QUESTIONS

Have you noticed that the look of my web journal has changed? Have you clicked on "View My Complete Profile"? Do you want to know of the toaster screw story? Did you know that if you scroll down to the very bottom of this page, you can read a biography on me as well as a link to current national and world news? Have you been pondering what "pon" means? What name is found in the phrase "Alternative Reading"? Patti is willing to finish the Odie pillow that Laurie started. Did I leave it in my Altamonte Springs apartment? What is your reaction to the photographs I have posted? Do you have questions for me? Are you glad to know what my home looks like? What is your reaction to me Karaoke and why? How is my new email address different? Why are you not emailing me? Have you noticed, that in Florida, people say "excuse me" when they are passing a few feet in front of you? If there is a pocket sown into the crotch of women's pants for a cell phone, and the phone is set to vibrate inside that pocket when a call is received, do you suppose there will still be silence when that happens? Do you suppose you will hear an excited woman sound? Have you been clicking on colored word links and pictures? What is today's picture all about? Do these natives of India look puzzled or worried?

RElief STation Etiquette

"REST" in REST room, is an acronym for RElief STation. Unless there is a common mutual agreement to keep both all of the two, hinged seats down at all times, the following is the fairest policy for the toilet. If a man should have to raise the bottom most seat so as to insure a hygienic environment upon his relief, so too should a woman have to lower that same seat to provide a comfortable and hygienic situation for her relief. Neither sex should have to both lower and raise the seat, unless it also involves the cover as well. – Andrew Lerner, 10/05/05

FREE GIFT OF MUSIC TO YOU!

My world wide web window 1965. I have a present for you all. I own this service that cost me about $15/month. For a limited time, I am giving you a working password to this sight! This is purely an altruistic gesture. Patti has been greatly enjoying this gift. You can listen to high fidelity commercial free continuous music, news, or information of your specific exact favorite choice at http://xmro.xmradio.com/xstream/subscriber.jsp Use my email address: lernerandrew@yahoo.com, and my password: "listen". Here are some suggestions:

Ch 4 The 40s Decades Big Bands & Hits of the 40s --David Barth
Ch 5 The 50s Decades Early Rock 'n Roll --Lois--David Barth
Ch 6 The 60s Decades The Authentic 60s Sound --Lois--Nancy
Ch 7 The 70s Decades Best of the 70s --Dan --Nancy--Patti
Ch 8 The 80s Decades The Awesome 80s --Patti
Ch 9 The 90s Decades The 90s Live on 9 --Patti
Ch 10 America Country Classic Country --Dan--Patti
Ch 11 Nashville! Country Round the Clock Country Hits --Dan
Ch 12 XM Country Progressive Country --Dan
Ch 13 Hank's Place Country Old Time Country
Ch 14 Bluegrass Junction Country From Bluegrass to Newgrass
Ch 15 The Village Country A Celebration of Folk Music--Nancy, Lois
Ch 16 Highway 16 Country Top Country Hits --Dan--Patti
Ch 20 Top 20 on 20 Pop & Hits Interactive Top-20 Countdown
Ch 21 KISS Pop & Hits Today's Hit Music --Patti
Ch 22 MIX Pop & Hits Modern Pop Hits--Patti
Ch 24 Sunny Pop & Hits Beautiful Music --Lois
Ch 25 The Blend Pop & Adult Hits --Lois--Nancy--Patti
Ch 26 The Eye Hip Hop Hits Chart Topping Hits --Alan, Joseph?
Ch 27 Cinemagic Pop & Hits Escape into the Movies --Lois
Ch 28 On Broadway Pop Hits & Showtunes --Lois--Nancy
Ch 40 Deep Tracks Rock Deep Album Cuts --Dan--Nancy
Ch 41 Boneyard - XL Rock Stadium Rock bands --Andrew
Ch 42 XM Liquid Metal - XL Rock Industrial Strength Metal--Andrew
Ch 43 XMU Rock New Music... Now--Andrew
Ch 44 Fred Rock Classic Alternative --Andrew--Patti
Ch 45 XM Cafe Rock Mellow Alternative --Patti
Ch 46 Top Tracks Rock Classic Album Cuts --Nancy, Patti, Jonathan, Cathy, Andrew
Ch 47 Ethel Rock Alternative Hits --Andrew
Ch 48 Squizz -XL Rock Hard Alternative --Andrew
Ch 50 The Loft Rock Singers & Songwriters --Nancy --Patti
Ch 51 XM Music Lab Rock Progressive & Fusion--Aaron--Nancy
Ch 53 Fungus - XL Rock Punk, Hardcore & Ska --Andrew&Joseph
Ch 54 Lucy Rock Classic Alternative Hits --Andrew--Patti
Ch 65 The Rhyme - XL Urban Hip Hop --Alan, Joseph?
Ch 66 RAW - XL Urban Uncensored Hip Hop --Alan, Joseph?
Ch 67 The City Urban UrbanTop 40 --Alan, Joseph?
Ch 70 Real Jazz Jazz & Blues Traditional Jazz
Ch 71 Watercolors Jazz & Blues Easy Jazz
Ch 72 Beyond Jazz & Blues Contemporary Eclectic --Dan
Ch 73 Frank's Jazz & Blues Sinatra & Friends --David Barth
Ch 74 Bluesville Jazz & Blues Capital of the Blues
Ch 75 Hear Music™ Lifestyle The Music at Starbucks
Ch 76 Fine Tuning Lifestyle Eclectic Mix from Celtic to the Blues
Ch 77 Audio Visions Lifestyle Cerebral New Age--Aaron
Ch 80 The Move Dance Underground --Alan, Joseph?
Ch 81 BPM Dance Club Hits --Alan, Joseph?
Ch 90 AlegrÃa Latin Latin Pop Hits --Lois
Ch 92 Aguila Latin Regional Mexican --Lois
Ch 94 Caliente Latin A Tropical Paradise --Lois
Ch 110 XM Classical --Richard, --Father, --Alison, --Bernice

@home in Lake Mary

Bill was here yesterday and today. Someone called from Chicago about Michael yesterday. Both Bill and Michael have paid me for the empty suite accross from me in my home, at total of $425 for only the first half of December! Kylie and her friend were here today as well. Bill picked up his agreements, had them notarized, and had them deliverd them to the school board. Kylie took the bus from school to come to her home here with her her father and I.

Room for Living 101

My condo apartment number is "101". My rooms are furthur identified as "101.1", ".2", and so on. "101.1" is a central FL FM radio station playing A.LtERNativE_Rock music at this frequency. A sticker advertising this, is affixed to my entrance door, since "101" also identifies my home unit. In addition, I listen to this station, when I don't have either digital music via broadband cable, or XM Satellite digital music via the Internet. This digital music is delivered to my 5.1 high fidelity audio reproductive system in my home via HFC, and in my car via my satellite signal receiver. If you right click on pictures you can get the individual addresses by selecting properties and copy. If you left click, you will go there. You can make these pictures larger than this screen or or zoom in!

FREE FLORIDA VACATION

The KYLIE & WILLIAM R AULD III GUEST SUITE is now available for accommodation. Patti made curtains, pillows, and other things for the Study/Guest suite/ Kylie's room. She plans to make a matching pillow sham and other things.. I don't know about these decorating things, but it makes the place feel warmer and look nicer.

The Sunday Brunch Bunch

MY ROOM. MY QUOTES

I drink No Fart Milk. (I drink milk that is both fat and lactose free to avoid newly discovered flatulence) MAIL = Messages, Answers, Information, & Letters.
Chain Links: Individual franchised or corporate owned retail locations such as Walgreens, Walmart, and Staples. I wear my eye shades at night. I'm growing younger. My next dog"s name: 0-2 D-2 (Odie 2 Dog 2)You can live in misery, or you can live in Central Florida.

FAN OF SINGING & P

P and I sung Karaoke for my first time at "Nice & Easy". P sung these alternative and pop favorites: Get this party started - Pink, what's up - 4 Non Blondes, Complicated - Averil Levine, Bring me to life - Evanesance. I sung these favorites:
"American Idiot" - Green Day, "Pour Some Sugar on Me" - Def Leopard, Rock & Roll All Night - Kiss, "She (F*cken) Hates Me" - Puddle of Mudd. I love singing my favorite hard A.LtERNativE & Rock songs to a live audience! However, at this venue, the volume of the music was so too loud, "It f*cken hurts me".

I believe it was during this pat week, that P helped me have fun, finally flipping the five fan fins in the guest suite! I have a Bill that pays me $450.00 in cash for this suite each month for four years! P is converting it to a Little Girls room/Karaoke/Study/Craft room. P is making curtains and or a valance for the window, with unused and or left over fabric, that my mother had originally gave to Laurie.

Today, P, once again performed another miraculous astounding feat to my amazement and delight! P finally fixed the three entertainment center draws! since July of 2003, when it was removed from my Queens home, the draws were never correctly reinstalled. Many times, myself, Richard, and a Handy Person have spend many hours on many a day since then to figure out how. P did it in less than the time it took me to fold my laundry! Previously she had solved the water filter noise problem, and fixed the two folding doors!

Meeting canceled for today

The scheduled meeting at a restaurant for a meal is canceled. It was to be at and near my Lake Mary home at 1pm today Friday. The people involved were My father, brother, girlfriend, and myself were to meet for the first time. Nobody need come over today. Half of my class failed an important test today, and must re-take it tomorrow. If we pass, we may continue to be employed. It is a 50 question 2.5 hour test. 80% is passing. I need to study from 12 to 5pm today instead. Please excuse the inconvenience. I plan to reschedule. My Girlfriend is responsible for these lovely photographs of my home shown here these days on "My Sight" site. My employer will serve me a large hot meal for free. All of my postings for this month have been updated, and have links to go to. Click the replies link envelope with arrow icon .Have a healthy and productive day to you all.

"DREAM"

CPAP does not stand for "Certified Pure Air Provider", although it is. CPAP is not an acronym for "Certainly Provides A Pinapple", or "Certified Public Accountant Person". CPAP is Constant Positive Air pressure. It helps me breath continuously and constantly throughout my sleeping. I would otherwise frequently stop breathing and wake up throughout the night. I therefore used to be unrested even after nine hours, and feel tired througout the following day. Today I slept from from 5:20am to between 8&10am and feel well rested and refreshed. I feel tremendous RELIEF and energy now, as I have craved and never had my entire life. The primary contributing factors that helped me are: Divorcing Laurie, Escaping from NYC and LI, my Mother passing away, selling my last Queens home, Settling in Florida, CPAP, medications ,"My Sight", putting Odie to sleep, finally finding the right diet, developing Mike, Nancy, Gina, and now, especially Pat as my friends, making my first real permanent perfect own home with the perfect layout, appearance, and location, and finally earning my first possible career. Also, by far, the best entity ever to finally come into my life, the best inventions ever, and my favorite tool ever, are the Personal Computer system and the Internet’s World Wide Web. It has been a long lonely hard A.LtERNativE tRek. I am finally boldly experiencing where I have always dreamed before. My dreams, happiness, and youth continues to grow, and become reality. John lennon died 25 years ago today. "Dream" is a song by the late George Harrison. "Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see". The above left is a picture of my first bedroom set, financed by my father for me this year. P@ is responsible for these lovely photographs of my home shown here these days on "My Sight" site.

Florida Marlins won World Series from NY Yankees!

1946 BIRTHDAY

It is a banner day!
May my sister have

a peachy keen day!

I LOF FLOrida

I LOF FLOrida
I have been training since Monday, 11/22/05, for five (5) weeks, from 5pm until 1am. I will sleep from 4:30am to 12:30pm. I am available to talk on the telephone between 1pm and 5pm Monday through Friday. I am also available on Sunday and Saturday between 1pm and 12am. Untill December 19, my schedule is 5pm to 1AM. I am available 1pm to 4:45pm untill then. I am off all Saturdays and Sundays all day. During the week of 12/19/05, I work ten to seven (10 am to 7 pm.)

I am a Technical Support Representative in, and live in, Lake Mary, Orlando area, Florida. I assist clients of my Charter account solve their technical inquiries over the phone. I will provide broadband cable services support on Voice over Inernet Protocol, software, hardware, Internet and handheld devices. My position requires in-depth knowledge of Windows, Internet and hardware installation. It also requires a flexible schedule with various start times that change based on client need.

My VoIP is 321-214-9855. I have unlimited calls anywhere in the US (including Puerto Rico) & Canada for $24.99 a month. This also includes Free features such as: Voicemail Plus 3-Way CallingCall Waiting Call Forwarding Caller ID with Name 911 Dialing.

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WINDOWS 101

If you right click on, you can get the individual addresses for pictures. If you left click, you will go there. You can make these pictures much larger than this screen and or zoom in. Please use the address links listed below. Click on colored words and pictures that get underlined when your cursur passes over them. Click the replies link envelope with arrow icon . All postings are updated continuously. Keep scrolling down this page every time you visit. Click on the following number words to see the six pictures of my living room, and the banners above my windows in my apartment number 101: one1) LR two2) shelving three3) W1 four4) W2 five5) W3 six6) W4

Hard A.LtERNativE_Rock music

A. LERNER loves hard A.LtERNativE_Rock music!

Tool, Korn, Linkin Park, Godsmack, Audioslave, System of a Down, Filter, Disturbed, Saliva, Hed Planet Earth, Ministry, Static X, Papa Roach, Seether, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Jet, Trapt, Lost Prophet, Chevelle, Crossfade, Stabbing Westward, Hinder, Corrosion, Incubus, Nine Inch Nails, Chevelle, Queens Of The Stone Age, Mudvayne, White Zombie, Gorilaz, Kid Rock, Crazy Town, Green Day, Limp Bizkit, Shinedown, Sevendust, Rob Zombie, Staind, Nickelback, Three Doors Down, Soilwork, Scum of the Earth, Powerman 5000,

Met Scott with Patti

Patti and Scott are lifelong friends

Click here for the music I mostly enjoy listening to

Bed Breakfast Beyond & Below Capacity

Saturday 11/26 had four (4) people consisting of two couples sleeping over. Starting today Monday 11/28, there will only be me. Michael's wife left Sunday. Michael will leave this morning. He gave me a box of 12 Ferrero Rocher chocolates as a parting gift. I will miss my outstanding Tenant Roommate I found two great roommate candidates who wanted to move in, only to alienate both due to that same fact. A vacancy is unfilled.

Patti and I designed and executed putting banners above the four living room windows as a valance. I hope Bernice does not mind. She gave me many of those banners. Patti fixed yet another door: the pantry door! Patti also cleaned up our Patio. I installed a guest towel rack for the L towels given me by Bernice. I have discovered the other day, that it is Patti, and not Michael Jackson, that is my long lost twin sister. I have given Patti the key to my home. Green Day won another award for the best rock pop album of the year: American Idiot.

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Partner Of Need

click on the title.

 P Other Names.

I am home alone today

P ANDrew 9/11/2005 AND beyond

Michael Joseph Jackson

Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone

NO KILL I

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EMAIL ADDRESS

Andrew.Lerner@yahoo.com

is my new email address!

Remember the DOT (.) between my name.

WORKING

1) Smith and I Landscaping (partnership) Syosset
2) Porta Systems, Syosset
3) E J Korvettes, Hicksville
4) Schweber Electronics, Westbury
5) Guinan Litho,
6) Lums, RFM, Garden City, NY
7) Abraham and Strauss, Huntington
8) Staff Builders, Levittown
9) Max-Z Distributors (consignment), Bethpage
10) Fortunoff Fine Jewelry, Westbury, Manhattan, Paramus NJ
11) Hoffritz for Cutlery, NY
12) Radio Shack, NY
13) Dover Garage, NY
14) 18th Street Management, NY
15) Sunshine Boys, NY
16) John Jay College, NY
17) North American Philips, NY
18) TMP (Telephone Marketing Programs), NY
19) Westvaco, NY
20) National Publishing, NY
21) Sterling Publishing, NY
22) Cory Auto School, Elmhurst
23) Broadway Driving School, Elmhurst
24) A-Club Driving School, Sunnyside
25) Commodities Exchange Center, WTC NY
26) CMP (Publications), Manhasset
27) Glen Cove Auto School.
28) All Seasons Auto School, Flushing
29) The Wiz Distributors (NBTW), Astoria
30) Manufacturers Hanover, Great Neck
31) Chemical Bank, Great Neck
32) Melmarkets Food Town, Great Neck
33) Stop & Shop, DBA Food Town, Great Neck
34) Topps Appliance City, Westbury
35) Dominos Pizza, Glen Oaks, West Hempstead
36) Choopons (self), Bellerose
37) Bon Appetite Glat Kosher II, Roslyn
38) Office Max, Elmont
39) Pet Land Discounts, Glen Oaks
40) Bayside Federal, Bellerose
41) Kirby Vacuum, Elmont
42) Franklin Square Taxi, Little Neck
43) Bed Bath & Beyond, Manhasset
44) Circuit City, Hicksville
45) Gateway Country, Hicksville
46) The Wiz, Cablevision, Carle Place
47) Micro Center, Westbury
48) DSW, Huntington
49) Pier 1 Imports, NHP
50) Tourneau, RFM, Garden City, NY
51) GMR Marketing LLP (Gateway, Intel), Bay Shore
52) Card Services Financial, Fyitech, Longwood FL
53) Double Tree Guest Suits at the Walt Disney World Resort FL
54) Unemployment Insurance (many times)
55) First Data Corporation: Telecheck, Daytona Beach, FL
56) Convergys, Lake Mary, FL

DATA, THE SECOND NEXT GENERATION

Convergys, and the account that I will be working on, have been extending warm welcomes to me by telephone on my new assignment and position. I will be training starting Monday, 11/22/05, five (5) weeks, from 5pm until 1am. I will sleep from 3 to 11am. I am available to talk on the telephone between 12 and 5pm Monday through Friday. I am also available on Sunday and Saturday between 12pm and 12am. Lunch time for me will only be between 3 and 4pm. Otherwise, I am enjoying the laundry door Patti helped me with.

I am a Technical Support Representative in, and live in, Lake Mary, Orlando area, Florida. I assist clients of my Charter account solve their technical inquiries over the phone. I will provide broadband cable services support on Voice over Inernet Protocal, software, hardware, Internet and handheld devices. This position requires in-depth knowledge of Windows, Internet and hardware installation. This position requires a flexible schedule with various start times that change based on client need.

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Meg Ryan was born today

QUOTE TODAY

I do not question authority. I do not acknowledge its existence, and do not respect anyone accepting to be or have authority. - Andrew Lerner

I don't care what you say anymore cause it's my life.Go ahead with your life and leave me alone. - Billy Joel

MICHAEL BINDER 1945 -

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIXTY (60)

We met in 1999 at Circuit City Hicksville, and have been giving Gateway and other employment to each other ever since. He is my personal Hi Tech Guru.

LAST DAY AT FIRST DATA

LAST DAY IN DAYTONA
I left this company that places data first and individuals last. I was treated as a commodity instead of as an individual.

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BLOW JOB SUCKed

Finally, after many complains, inquires, research, emails, meetings, telephone calls, appointments, visits and attempts, two men came over today, 45 minutes late, after a two hour time frame, successfully completed the job! All of the lint has been sucked out of the duct by a giant truck! The clothing dryer is now finally successfully attached to the vent tubing, and blowing air out the outside dryer vent! Nobody and nothing is giving me hot air anymore!

Also, my long lost Air Cleaning Filter has finally been retrieved from behind the laundry machines! It had fallen behind them any months ago. It is a 3M Filtrete refillable Dust & Pollen Reduction Filter with a 500 Performance Rating. It is approved by the American Lung Association Health House, and cost as much as the cleaning service today! Each new insertion filter lasts 3 months. Blow Job: $89.95. Breathing fresh clean healthy air: Priceless.

The entry posted with the phrase "blow job" has nothing to do with my personal life or interests. It onlyhad to do with the venting system for my drying machine.

Patti helped me do a Practical Orderly Neat job buying and installing a second knob on the laundry room door yesterday during our Productive Organized Nice day.

I have recieved another bill for the ironic day of 09/26/05. It is for HHCSI Emergency Dept. Physician @ $133. That brings my total for that day's event to $418. Remember to click the above links for furthur clarification.

On 11/14/05. I heard and confirmed that I am exempt from meeting quota since I am trained in other areas, and not exclusively permanently in this bank check verifications department. Howerver, I don't want to wait until training by February.

P ON Net

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"P ON Net" is now the name of her Web Log!

Happy Birthday

Lois Ellen 1951
Nancy Ellen Goldfarb 1962
Bruce Frey 195X
My friend from Plainview, Nancy Ellen, was born on 11/16/1962.

Nancy Ellen Bleicher and I met via roommateaccess.com 11/14/2002

Lois Ellen was also born on 11/16, in 1951.

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Original Quotes

MAIL = Messages And Information Letters
My next dog's name: 0-2 D-2 (Odie 2 Dog 2)
Chain Links: Individual franchised or corporate owned retail locations.
CPA = Chiefly Protects Assets
Patti: "Trek or Treat" (Patti is also a former Treker)

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P Over Night

My guest room is available during December 2005. Make a reservation. P and I beat our 11 hour record by 50.5 hours as of 9am today. P helped me be very productive, and get organized back to normal after a month. P is using my old monochrome Palm Pilot. She copied eight CD's for me today! Sunday is now my day off. I took last Saturday off. Saturday will be my day off. I will be off Tuesday and Wednesday with no detriment. I was offered to and did, leave two hours early today without detriment.

I no longer use a mobile phone while I am driving. Driving a car on an on-ramp to the I-4 and answering a cell phone: $210.
Life: Priceless.

11/14/2002 Nancy Ellen Bleicher and I met via roommateaccess.com


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Catherine P. Latane' 1952

Happy Birthday

My best friend ever, Cathy was born on 11/14/1952.

AGE and CHOCOLATE

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE CALCULATION
This is peachy keen.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.. Be sureyou don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not oneof those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 If you haven't, add 1754.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number .

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many timesyou want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

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MY SITE

My site is now named "My Sight". It's all about my vision of how I see the world. My friend suggested renaming my archives to "hindsight". I wear my eyeshades at night. I am growing younger. Me: What do you call a deer with one eye? You: I have no idea. Me: I have no eye deer. I have been using my CPAP. My brother is a CPA. He also was a CFO. This means Chiefly Firing Oneself. FDCPA is Fair Debt Collection Practices Act, and could be First Data Certified Public Accountant. FCRA is Fair Credit Reporting Act. I have been required to know these for F.D.C.

Gina has at the same time, accepted a better position very close to home, and has put in her resignation at FDC as well. Driving a car on an onramp to the I-4 and answering a cell phone: $210. Melanie is as miserable in Check Writers, as I am in Check Verifications. We also both love the opposing position. She is being forced to work in CW, and I am being forced to work in CV! On Wednesday, I left notification to my lesbian supervisor, of my intent to resign on 11/18/05. Yesterday, My lesbian department manager came to me an asked if I would like my days off to be Saturday and Sunday from now on. I said yes. At my request, she will also arrange for me to have my Tuesday and Wednesday off with no pay or penalty for this week. I took today, Saturday off, and have tomorrow Sunday off as well.

ROOM VACANCY

SAFE QUIET UPSCALE PEACEFULL VALUE

General and contact information:

Email: lernerandrew@yahoo.com
Address: Bakewell Court, Lake Mary, 32746.
Rent: $450.00 Per Month (including all utilities)
Security: $450.00
Utilities: (no additional charges) Telephone, Electricity, *Cable Broadband high-speed Internet access, and **Digital TV.
Date Available: December 1, 2005.
Minimum stay: Three months
Household: You and Andrew

Community Information:

TYPE: One-floor, in Two-level condominiums
NEIGHBORHOOD: Hidden Village
AMENITIES: Pool, Spa/hot tub
LOCATION: Lake Mary; I-4 Exit 98, off Lake Mary Blvd, Lake Emma Rd., Greenwood Blvd., 13 miles from Downtown West Orlando
ACCESS: Bus line, Dining, Freeway, Big-Box stores, Movies, Shopping malls, Bike trails, Parks/Recreation

Room Home Share Description:

Floor: Ground, first floor.
Rooms: 2 Beds, 2 Full Baths, Laundry, Dining, Patio, Living, and…
Your Private Room Amenities:
Private Bathroom: Attached private individual independent exclusive full bathroom (with tub + new shower), w/w closet, Computer system*, TV**, Telephone, Iron, board, Linen and towel supplies, new w/w carpeting, central air conditioning, ceiling fan, bed, dressers, desk, night table, clock radios, lamps
Parking: spaces off street are included.
Share: new Washer, new Dryer, Dishwasher, Ovens: electric broil, microwave, & toaster, Yard, and Theater, included.
Kitchen share: Dishes, pots, pans, small appliances, utensils,
Free unlimited telephone usage in continental US, PR, and Canada!


ROOMATE DESCRIPTIONS:

Qualification: Myself// You

Age: 47// 25 - 50
Gender: Male //Male or Female
Orientation: Straight// Straight or Lesbian
Smoker: no.// No.
Drinker: no.// No.
Pets: no. //No.
Children: no. //No.
Cleanliness Clean //Clean


PROFILE INQUIRY

Please cut and paste only the following profile inquiry lists into a new blank email, type in the requested information, and mail it back to me with “room� in the subject line. I look forward to your reply.

PROFILE DATA

Contact date:
Full name:
Phone:
Email:
Source listing this: ANDREW ON-LINE
User ID:
Reason moving:
Town of work:
Dates of work:
Date to move in:
Months of stay:
Age and Occupation:
Furniture bringing:
Children or Pets:
Cleanliness example:
Smoke or Drink:
Visitors:
Work schedule:
Gender and Orientation:
Attraction, needs, or concerns:

FURTHUR DETAILS:

I am a down to earth, clean, organized, direct, open, honest, laid back, and easygoing person, who enjoys hard, heavy, alternative, and rap-metal rock music; and serious or romantic dramas. I need a responsible and quiet person, like myself, to rent out the other bedroom, and separate additional attached full bathroom. I will keep out of your way and respect your privacy. All of the utilities are included! Available, is a quiet beautiful private, completely furnished room, recently painted, with attached private individual exclusive full bathroom with new elaborate push-button showering system installed! It has brand new w/w carpeting, an Eleven-Foot (11’) Closet, and includes your own independent TV and computer systems, bed, dressers, desk, night table, clock radios, telephone, bedding, towels, iron, board, and etcetera! There are brand new high-end washer and dryer laundry machines inside this 2BR Condo! Free unlimited long distance and local telephone usage in your room is included! Free Cable TV, broadband high speed Internet access service, and ceiling fans are included in every room! Central air conditioning is included. There is close, immediate access to many free parking spaces, the patio, and garden, on this ground floor. You can enjoy the kitchen with an elaborate new water filtration system, dishwasher, and dining room, living room with fireplace, and premium 5.1-surround sound theater. This safe community includes use of swimming pool, spa/hot tub, squash court, and more! This Lake Mary exit 98 location is half a mile from I-4, and 12 miles from downtown Orlando! Lake Mary is one of the four finalists, from the state of Florida, on CNN list of 100 finalists, of the best places to live in the U.S.A.!

CONVERGENCE 1.5

All of my self trained skills and experiences involving consumer electronic services and customer service, will converge into my new career opportunity, to which I am way overqualified for. All of my shopping, eating, parks, entertainment, housing, and employment needs are and or will be converging within 1.5 miles, here in Lake Mary - Orlando Florida. I can work, live, shop, eat, exercise, explore, and play in Lake Mary within 1.5 miles! Convergence is also the integration of internet, video, telephony, information, and entertainment.

I will start my employment with a five week formal classroom training course starting on Monday 11/21/05. I will be assisting clients of cable broadband services including telephony, internet, and video access in a telephone call center.

A Technical Support Representative position in the Lake Mary-Orlando location, deals with customers, solve or re-direct their technical inquiries over the phone. I will provide support on software, hardware, Internet and handheld devices. This position requires in-depth knowledge of Windows, Internet and hardware installation. Reps need to be able to pass a background check & a detailed oral technical assessment. This position requires a flexible schedule with various start times that change based on client need.

My new employer is Convergys. I plan to resign my employment at First Data, Telecheck, Daytona Beach. My tenant Michael has informed me today of his intent to move out December 1, 2005 due to an opportunity in Chicago. I'm happy for him. A significant relationship transition developed today. My car has been left overnight for a wheel alignment, due to a collision yesterday. I will be working Wednesday so as to facilitate work completion Thursday morning. My friend has recommended "Andrew On Line". All of these major significant milestone events have converged upon this day. http://andrewlerner.blogspot.com/2005/10/instructions.html
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Two Months and Behind

Two months is beyond my tolerence.
Everyone's quota=500. Many=500-800 Me=100-200
On 11/14/05. I heard and confirmed that I am exempt from meeting quota since I am trained in other areas, and not exclusively permanently in this bank check verifications department. Howerver, I don't want to wait until training by February.

38 mile commute is dangerous, risky, noisy, exhausting, time consuming, and excessively expensive.

Falling asleep during work, nightmares, obscenely unchallenging, boring, tedious, menotinous, repeditive, mundane, and lack the aptitude and eyesight. Promises broken or delayed.

I love Lake Mary. All shopping, all eating, all parks, all entertainment, all housing, all employment. It makes no sense not to work, live, shop, eat, exercise, explore, and play in Lake Mary. Commuting to Daytona Beach is ludicris.

Teletubbies = Fat, gay, and obese women working inTelecheck and First Data.

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F*R*I*E*N*D*S AT DINNER

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Check verification service

A check verification service is a business whose primary work can be defined as essentially maintaining two relational databases: one of personal identities, and the other of bounced checks. They offer their services on a subscription basis to retailers and financial institutions, and their functionality is usually accessed either by telephone or internet. Some banks bundle a level of this service with a business checking account or with a bankcard acceptance program. Some check verification services also offer collection agency service for the civil prosecution of check fraud. Trade names this service is offered under in the U.S. include TeleCheck, Certegy, WelcomeCheck, ChexSystems, SCAN, and Verified

QUIZ FOR YOU AND FRIENDS

1. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you will send.

2.Change all of the answers so that they apply to you.

3.Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. 4.Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you. A " * " (asterisk) indicates an answer from a previous participant.

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT: 2BR 2bath Condo with tenant

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I am listening to one.

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: I dont have a mouse.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? none

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINES? none

6. FAVORITE SMELLS? Fresh Lasagna

7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Rancid Lasagna

8. FAVORITE SOUND? Hard Alternative music.

9. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Knowing someone is hurt.

10. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU FIRST WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? What time is it?

11. FAVORITE COLOR? Those on this site.

12. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? As few as possible

13. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? "Seven."

14. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Friendship, love, affection, happiness.

15. FAVORITE FOOD? Lazagna

16. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No.

17. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Yes.

18. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? yes

19. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? Cool.

20. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Matchbox.

21. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE CELEBRITY WHO WOULD IT BE? Oprah Winfrey

22. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? none

23. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Pisces.

24. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes.

25. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Student

26. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR? I would not.

27. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Maybe

28. FAVORITE MOVIE? Being There

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? yes

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? New clean brown carpeting.

31. FAVORITE NUMBER 666

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? none

33. FAVORITE SIGHT? Lazagna

34. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. There is a huge amount of him.

35. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Gina

36. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY NOT TO RESPOND? My sister.

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MILDRED BARTH 1910 - 2005

My Aunt Mildred died today. My Father is now the last living member of his family. My father was born on 5/19/1915, and is now 90. His virtue is generosity. I am grateful to have been, and continue to be, a beneficiary of this. It is because of his financial assistance, and the immediate support of our immediate tiny family, that has helped me to live privileged in such great comfort, health, and safety while pursuing my happiness. I now have zero (0) Aunts, Uncles, Grand Parents, children, spouse and pets. This does not bother me. However, I have many good friends, a perfect home, tenant, car, and am employed.
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Convergys

Convergys is conversant in the language of outsourcing. The company is one of the world's leading providers of business process outsourcing (BPO) services, such as billing, human resources administration, and customer care. Its Employee Care unit offers outsourcing of benefits and payroll operations, staffing, and training. Its Customer Care division, the largest teleservices business in the US, provides both inbound and outbound call handling for sales, marketing, and support through more than 60 call centers. Convergys also offers bill processing services and provisioning software to telecommunications companies through its Information Management Group.

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First Data, TeleCheck

Paper, plastic, wire, or Internet -- First Data has the means to move the money. The company (through a litany of subsidiaries) covers virtually all the bases when it comes to transaction processing and funds transfer. First Data is parent to money transfer powerhouse Western Union and is a top processor of credit card transactions for merchants and financial institutions. First Data also has units devoted to verifying paper checks (TeleCheck) and issuing credit cards. The US Department of Justice challenged First Data's 2004 purchase of rival Concord EFS over antitrust concerns, but later approved the deal when First Data agreed to divest ATM network NYCE in a sale to Metavante.

Gas in the minivan? Check. Directions to the mall? Check. Shopping list? Check. Checkbook? TeleCheck! TeleCheck International helps all those merchants process all those checks that all those consumers love to write, handling more than 3 billion paper and electronic transactions each year. It provides such services as check guarantee and verification for transactions that occur at the point of sale, over the Internet, and over the telephone, as well as recurring or timed transactions. Clients include retailers, grocers, and financial institutions. Parent First Data is one of the US's largest credit card transaction processors.

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CLICK ME

F*R*I*E*N*D*S

P: 5 hours my house and Uno
Plainview, NY 3 calls returned for 20 minutes
Karl Canty phones second day in a row.
Michael Plainview, NY phones me for 30 mins.
Nancy from Plainview phones me for 30 minutes.
Deb Web, MI e-mails and Y I-Ms with me.
Donna Syosset, NY 5 emails, phone 20 min.

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MY Friend

P is bubbling with life and positive energy. She is the warmest most perceptive, intuitive, and considerate friend. There is a sharp intellect and smart mind that does not take herself, life, or the world too seriously.


P and I are both exceedingly perceptive, open, honest, and share the same sense of humor, values, and outlook on life. Events in life do not phase us. We are both iron butterflies. Together, we will boldly continue our mission to look for things to make us go. We are strong. She runs on the CS operating system. She thinks I am smart.
For those of you who are not former Trekers like us, Paklids, or anyone else, CS is common sense.

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Gina and I got married on 7/18/92

Gina and I were each married on

July 18, 1992

I only married one person in my life. That was Laurie Ellen. I am divorced during all of 2005. Gina is only a friend that I met at my place of employment. Gina phoned me for 20 minutes. Karl called. Patti: Eleven hours at my house, Publix, WaMu, PO, Arby's.

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CLOCKWORK ORANGE DAY 10/31

I created this assemblance of artwork during October 2003, for display in my window every 10/31 since then. Yesterday and today, you or your clocks with have work to do. There is clockwork to do. You have one hour more time to do it in. It is clockwork day. You experience one whole hour twice. After 1:59am daylight savings time, it will be 1am standard time!

It is Orange day today. Orange is the popular color for the Halloween holiday today. That is why I superimposed a clock over a pumpkin. They are symbolic of the two events today, and the clockwork is on something orange.

There are many parallels of commonalities of both this holiday, and the movie titled “A Clockwork Orange�. One similarity of the two subjects is the doorbell. In both, the doorbell warns of scary monsters capable of doing evil heinous terrifying crimes. In both, the goblins wore costumes and cosmetics. In the movie, there was a strict policy not to answer the doorbell so as to avoid any criminal perpetrators. The door was opened, not knowing of the monsters and horror and terror to greet them. On the holiday, there is a policy to instead frequently open the door. Instead, it is expected to see goblins and monsters at the door.

Notice, that in the movie, all of the victims were wearing orange. In my home, I have a strict no-answer doorbell policy. This sign I put in the window, may scare people. That is what this holiday is all about. By this posted sign, I am warning people to go away. I will not answer the door. To me, children are monsters, and I want them to stay away from me. I dread this holiday, and want it to go away.

I do keep an orange lava lamp in my window. It goes on at dusk. 10/31/03 was the last date before 10/01/05 that I was employed full time in a regular position with health and financial coverage. That health insurance via COBRA lasted until 4/31/05.