Cat + Mouse 2006

not part of a redneck Agenda
MABUS IS BUSH
Don't be an American idiot
BUSH is in the U.S. of America
idiot America
subliminal mind fuck America
Everything isn't meant to be ok

HOME LAKE MARY 1.5 miles

I will be celebrating my second 24th birthday next week on Tuesday. I have felt this age for many years. My second 25th birthday will not be for two years. The good news is that I found my prescription eyeshades today. The bad news is that I lost them ten days ago. I plan to make any additions or revisions to previous posts by making them red in color. This sentence has nothing to do with this paragraph. Hugging a person feels good. I do not know why. I have learned that one not need starve themselves from them by liming them to one elusive and exclusive individual.

In Lake Mary, the following businesses are less than a five-minute walk from my patio: Too Jays, Firehouse Subs, Citgo, Kangaroo, Longhorn Steak, Gym, K Mart, photo, Arbys, Mobile, On the Run, Thai, www, fitness, Japan, Cinema Movie 8 multiplex, Nutrition, Pets, BP, gaming, baskets, computers, sports, scuba, Great Clips, BBQ, Cafe, KFC, Wendy's, Curves, Former Old Time Pottery will become an adventure sports store, car wash, Dunkin Donuts, Baskin Robbins, UNO, Romano's Macaroni Grill, Chilies, Chick Fila, Krystal, Progress Energy, Scholastic Book fairs, Colonial Bank, Extended Stay America, Homestead Studio Suite Hotel, and La Quinta Inn & Suites.

These following places are also within 1.5 miles of my condo: Bob Evans, Home Depot, Candlewood Suites, office professional, Cingular, Good Year, deli Coldwell Banker, Albertsons, Sav-On, GNC, Radio Shack, garden, tile, pool patio, framing, cash, sheriff, gifts, jewelry, grills, Chinese, hair, nails, H&R Block, Hungry Howie's, cleaners, Hallmark, Bank of America, cards, Tropical Planet Smoothie, Nextel, Sprint, Einstein Bagels, dentistry, printing, acupuncture, crafts, opticians, tanning, BCBS, Italian, Burger King, Tire Plus, Countrywide, Atlanta Bread, Chevron, Spa, medical walk in, furniture, church, Pet Smart, Panera Bread, Planet Beach, Checkers, Cingular, Game Stop, Nationwide, bike, party, Steak 'n Shake, salon, Sylvan Learning, Quizno's, ranstad, dental, Gators, Hollywood Hounds, Boston Market, Billiards, Buffet, Cato, Staples, Winn Dixie, UPS, Chipolte, pizza, Target, Publix, PostNet, cleaners, Supercuts, Starbucks, AM South, Hollywood Video, Cuban, Blockbuster, Papa John, Wachovia, 7-11, bike, school, US Postal, Wa-Mu, Liquor, Nick N Willy's, State Farm, Benjamin Moore, Sign-A-Rama, Subway, Domino's, Surgaurd, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, McDonalds, Chipotle, Sun Trust, TGI Fridays, Mexican, Homewood Suites Hilton Garden Inn, AAA HQ, Courtyard Marriot, Shell, Walgreens, Sothebys, CVS, CNL Bank, Mario's NY, golf course, toys, vision, FedEx Kinko's, bike paths, parks, horse farm, wine, Bank One, JP Morgan Chase, First USA, Bank One, and Convergys. My favorite places are in orange.What say you? I'd like to know.

Get Patti Started

It would have been interesting if Dick shot Dan Quale. Patti & I enforced some lyrics tonight. I had the most delightful edible treat in years memory. She gave me one pound of chocolate covered cherries. This is in addition to Edith Miriam Aranow Lerner Chicken soup, Noodle Koogle, stew, and Lasagna for the third week in a row! I have been running out of plastic food storage containers Richard wanted me to discard, so we had to purchase many new ones! I purchased tulips in bloom for us in front of my house. I no longer use my cell phone or computer systems when I am driving my bike as well as my car. I gave to Patti, an iron butterfly necklace with purple crystals, and two gold starship earrings, to replace the dilithium crystal she sacrificed in rescuing me from the Klingon police and fire people. What say you? I'd like to know. There was a huge positive response to my rendition of American Idiot. I enjoy the Classic Alternative songs Patti performs, such as "What's Up" from 4 NON BLONDES, and Hard Gothic Alternative songs like "Bring Me to Life" from Evanescence.

PINK LYRICS "Get The Party Started" I'm comin' up so you better get this party started I'm comin' up so you better get this party started Get this party started on a TUESDAY night Everybody's waitin for Patti to arrive Sendin' out the message to all of my friends We'll be lookin flashy in my Mercedes Benz I got lotsa style, check my gold diamond rings I can go for miles if you know what I mean I'm comin' up so you better get this party started I'm comin' up so you better get this party started Pumpin up the volume, breakin down to the beat Cruisin' through the west side We'll be checkin' the scene Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass Pull up to the bumper, get out of the car License plate says Stunner #1 Superstar I'm comin' up so you better get this party started I'm comin' up so you better get this party started Get this party started Makin my connection as I enter the room Everybody's chillin as I set up the groove Pumpin' up the volume with this brand new beat Everybody's dancin and their dancin for me I'm your operator, you can call anytime I'll be your connection to the party line I'm comin' up so you better get this party started I'm comin' up so you better get this party started I'm comin' up so you better get this party started I'm comin' up so you better get this party started Get this party started Get this party started right now Get this party started Get this party started Get this party started right now.

No Memories

My niece and her new husband live in Winter Park, near Full Sail. That's about thirty minutes from me. They are in their mid twenties, and have visited my first home in Altamonte Springs Florida, two times, for a period of about five minutes. My niece visited my condo in Lake Mary for about five minutes, and they again recently with Patti here, for ten minutes. They brought over the desk hutch for my guest room. I otherwise met with them briefly for two family gatherings. Most of the people I have spent time with over the years are in their twenties. I am interested in Web design and E-commerce. That is also what my niece and her spouse do for a living. I have lived in NY until January 2005, new to Florida, and have not really had anyone to help acclimate me here. My Sister and Father live about two hours from me. The rest of my family is in the Greater NY area. It was lonely here without a friend, an employer, or a roommate. I now consistently have all three. It's interesting how more time has been spent with these three during the past week, than with my closest relatives in years. I know that I was never interested in spending time with my Uncle, nor he I. I am not sure if I did anything to alienate my niece and her husband. I apologize for anything inappropriate I may have unintentionally done to them. I am grateful to my niece and her groom, when they were married in June 2004, for inviting my best friend Nancy and I to her wedding, and especially to allow me to live in their home during their honeymoon, while I found my own first home here in Central Florida. A great many photographs were taken at the wedding, and especially of Nancy and I. We are still looking forward to seeing those photographs twenty months later. I am sure that I have spent more time with Patti than I have with Alison in our lifetime. What say you? I'd like to know.

Warm Florida!

The above address is my site address for "My Sight". "My Sight" is the title for my sight. My sight is how I see and view my world. The term "blog" is derived from the phrase "Web Log". This phrase itself is derivative of a log being posted on the World Wide Web. A log is a daily journal or diary of an individual's editorials. I have named my web site, "My Site" because it is my site as well as my sight. In other words, it is my posting as well as my viewpoint.

A favorite group of mine is called Green Day. I admire the quality of their art. They create and perform good music. It has been classified in my society with the name of "punk" music. This group and its music have received many awards and accolades. Most recently, the album titled "American Idiot" has received another Grammy award for the best song of the year "Blvd of Broken Dreams". I found this song to be exceedingly overplayed on FM radio. Regularly, I sing my favorite song "American Idiot". I enjoy the music, and appreciate its lyrics. I enjoy enforcing its lyrics by singing with the music in public venues. . Green is not a favorite color of mine. My favorite colors are shades of beige, gold, and brown.

I have never been in a happier home than the one I live in now. I now realize how miserable I have been in my former dwellings, towns, counties, and state. I have never felt as optimistic, challenged, encouraged, and comfortable in an employment position and career as I do now. For the first time in my life, I have found someone with whom I feel loved and cared for, more than anyone else. There is nobody who enjoys being with me more than Patti. I am willing to do more for this individual than any one else. She has my implicit trust, confidence, and admiration. This has never ever been the case with me during my entire life.

I have more friends, earn more income, have lesser expenses, and live far more comfortably in Florida than is possible anywhere else. Moving out from NY is the best, wisest long overdue move I have ever made. It boggles my mind why people live in NY, have children, work in the military, and praise Republicans like Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush. What say you? I'd like to know. The posting for February 6, 2006 now has a picture. Look at it.

GOOD IDEA

I have no idea, of whether this,

is a no eye deer.

One idea, is that it is one eye deer.

It is a good idea, to keep this

good eye deer.
What say you? I'd like to know.

DIET

This paragraph describes my diet, regarding its restrictions, and my preferences. I do not eat any pork products, seafood, cereal, barbecued or fried food. I prefer kosher meats when available, and like to avoid dairy with meat. I need to limit residue such as: seeds, skins (like on potatoes or some beans), raw vegetables (like lettuce, tomatoes, or peppers), garnish, and pulp. Spices must also be limited. I need to limit myself to beverages that do not contain carbonation, caffeine, fruit juice, and alcohol. As much as possible, it is best that I only have dairy that is lactose-free. I only drink orange juice that is low acid, and pulp-free. I have an ulcer, colitis, GERD, irritable bowl, and am slightly lactose intolerant. I make exceptions for ice cream, flavored yogurt, and anything chocolate. I love pasta, rice, potatoes, and anything made with tomatoes or potatoes. Southern Italian is my favorite cuisine. My favorite cooked vegetables are potatoes, tomatoes, green beans, peas, and lima beans. I hate asparagus and spinach. My favorite fruits are pineapple and banana and food made with strawberry, peach, and cherry. I hate raspberry, blueberry, and cranberry. I prefer Chicken, Turkey, and occasionally beef (especially kosher corned beef). My favorite foods are lasagna, and chocolate ice cream with chocolate fudge, chocolate chips, chocolate fudge brownie, and peanut butter with strawberry preserves. My favorite beverage is filtered water, or non-caffeinated plain ice tea with Splenda. Salsa is my favorite condiment. What say you? I'd like to know.

No Naomi No Nonette

Sunday, September 11, 2005
Andrew's Bed, Breakfast & Beyond
Naomi and Nonette are now friends. Naomi has moved in this evening. She will stay here until Friday evening, or early Saturday morning the abosolute latest. Then my brother Richard will be staying here that Saturday through Sunday. Sunday evening, Michael moves in.Go Beyond by clicking here. What say you? I'd like to know. Patti meets Andrew on this 9/11/05.
On Monday, January 16, 2006 Naomi, soul mate of Nonette via me, moves back in with me again! == Nonnette Birthday on 1/18. == Fitting more of all furniture into same room for more space! == I am once again collecting two rents simultaniously for one room! == Training started yesterday to learn my job of the last two months! == ADD was subtracted! == Patti is the best person in my life! == My job is getting in the way of my singing and recording career! == I love Lucy, Fred, Ethel, + squizz in my theater via XM on WWW! == Please tell me your reaction to a post of mine! == Click this.
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# posted Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Naomi Purisima moves out gracefully, and with class, on Saturday, January 21, 2006.

Good News

What say you? I'd like to know. I finally picked up my first pair of reading opticals yesterday. I have been needing them since I started my new career in September 2005. They are comparable to my last new pair, purchased in October. Because of my insurance, it only cost me $20! My new prescription yesterday only cost me $5.

The only benefit I have found by my car's ABS is it saves my money on my car insurance. It would cost me about $800 to fix, and only at a Ford Dealership. I never liked or wanted ABS. Good News! Not only did it cost me only $25 to fix my car to fine operational condition again, but I am still saving a whole bunch on money on my car insurance! My only remaining injuries left to heal, are two scabs on my arm. The total cost for 9/27/06 is now at least $511.00. I just paid yet another $133 bill (same amount) on 1/13/06. What say you? I'd like to know.

On 2/21/06 I will have worked at Convergys for three months. I have worked there longer than any employment I have had in Florida. I have gotten a permanent raise of .50/hour, and will receive two more of these, in addition, over each of the next two months. In a little more than two years from now, I will be forty ten. My new benefits replace my old ones as of 3/1/06. Patti & I will have been together four (4) months on 2/25/06. Patti fixed yet another door, and performed other miracles.There are links to two photos in this paragraph. The posting entry for 2/6/06 is very revised. Please read it. What say you? I'd like to know.

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Florida is not pedestrian friendly

Today is Groundhog Day, just as it has been every day. I do not remember exactly what I wrote the first time I wrote this post today. However, you never saw it, and will probably not remember this post either. For those of you who are A.LtERNativE_Reality challenged, I am euphemistically referring to the existential theme of the motion picture.

Florida is not pedestrian friendly. Sidewalks start and stop in the middle of nowhere. The sidewalks along my road were removed months ago to make the road wider. The remaining dirt sides of the road are blocked with signs that say, “sidewalk closed�. Needless to say, there are no sidewalks, no bike lanes, no street lights, no fences, and no dividers on the Lake Mary Blvd. Bridge over the I-4 expressway. There are no dividers between the turn off lanes and the continuing road. Cars often suddenly turn to cross over the painted lines, before it’s too late to catch the off-ramp. There is much sand, and poor paving on the sides of the main road. Cars travel at 55 mph or faster. There are no lights, and dark at night.

I fell off my bike on the I-4 bridge 1/21/06. Patti was near by to thwart off 6 Fire-Fighters, 2 Police Officers, 2 fire trucks, 2 Law Enforcement Vehicles, and an ambulance. They were threatening to either Baker Act me, or ask that I voluntarily give up my rights, and go to a medical facility.

On 9/27/05, I had to walk in the busy street, since there were geysers along the sidewalk. This is ironic since I could be hit by a car in the street, and have to be rushed to the hospital emergency room. In my area, they keep removing sidewalks altogether. If you are a pedestrian in central Florida, you have to climb over fences, down trenches, up hills, and through bushes to get anywhere.

When the Wendy’s manager saw that I was outside, standing, and not in a motorized vehicle, he looked incredulous at my criminal activity. How dare I violate the civil rules of society? He did not even want to allow the driver to give the food to me. My kind is not welcome there. The total cost for 9/27/06 is now at least $511.00. I just paid yet another $133 bill (same amount) on 1/13/06.

I fell off my bike there, on the I-4 overpass, two weeks ago. It took me a few minutes to realize that my head was over the traffic line, and in danger of being run over by a car or truck. I now know not to ride a bike with flat tires, without my helmet, gloves, and especially after not having driven a bike in months. It took 9 minutes from my home to where I fell. I had wanted to see how long it would take me to drive to my employer. I estimate it would have been a total of 14 minutes. I walked home for the first time today! Convergys is less than one mile from my house.

Home and Convergys

By taxi: 1.7 miles and 9 minutes
By car: 1.5 miles and 14 minutes
By bike: 1.2 miles and 14 minutes
By feet: 1.1 miles and 30 minutes
As the crow flies: 0.9 mile and 6 minutes

My car is broken. It is a 1999 Ford Escort with 67K miles. The ABS needs repair. There is a guardrail dent along its side. The estimate is $800 to repair. My choices are the following:

1) Give my car away for free to the buyer of its elaborate audio system. This will save me a whole bunch of money on my car insurance.
2) Walk or bike to and from work every day.
3) Ask Patti to give me a ride to and from work when it rains or hotter than 115 degrees outside.
4) Pay Brian to give me a lift to and from work every day.
5) Find a roommate who works at Convergys
6) Share my home with Patti for $111.11 with permission to use her car occasionally.
7) Put my audio system into Patti’s car, and sell my car.
8) Pay for the repair of my car, and drive it for the next 33 years. (I put 1000 miles on it per year).
9) Buy a brand new hybrid car with GPS.

Pedestrians save way too much money on car insurance. What say you? I'd like to know.

Groundhog Day

Groundhog Day may be my favorite holiday. It is on every February 2, each year over and over again, like clockwork. Whether or not we continue to experience cold days over and over again, is determined by whether humans believe if an animal sees his shadow or not. It is also one of my favorite movies. It is in my favorite genre of Speculative Fiction, as phrased by a favorite author of mine in 1976, Kurt Vonnegut. When my Nieces were young girls, I told them my favorite book was "Breakfast of Champions". This is a book by him. They thought I was talking about the movie called "The Breakfast Club". Groundhog Day is an existential story of a person's journey towards personal growth. It stars favorite actors of mine. They include Bill Murray, who usually portrays personality and charters most similar to me of all celebrities. It also stars Andi MacDowell, who was born the same 1958 year as myself. The 1993 movie is a timeless, rare brilliant romantic comedy, that I don't mind watching over and over and over again. Today's posting will remain a tribute to this day, and the motion picture. Live each day as your only day. It may be the first and or last day of the rest of your life. De Ja Vu. What say you? I'd like to know.

PUNS to ponder

I enjoy music from the groups POD, Puddle Of Mudd, and Scum of the Earth. The second group can be abbreviated as P.O.M. The dog's name is Brian. What say you? I'd like to know. PON is an acronym I frequently come accross in my position. It stands for Porting Over Number. This refers to bringing a telephone number from one telephone carrier to another. This can be any combination of Cell, POTTS, or VoIP."She Hates Me" is a well known song by Puddle of Mud. The lyrics of the song include "She fucken hates me". This song title or its lyrics has nothing to do with my personal life or interests. The entry posted with the phrase "blow job" has nothing to do with my personal life or interests. It onlyhad to do with the venting system for my drying machine.

Detachable

See my new posting for today by clicking on this sentence.
What say you? I'd like to know.
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Jews and the Presidency

Working @ My Employer

MUCH TIME IS USED DURING CALL AND After Call Work, DUE TO TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO DO MY JOB FOR THE FIRST TIME. I DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO FIRST AND THEN WHAT THE PROCEDURE IS. IT IS A SEVERELY SLOW WAY TO LEARN HOW TO DO MY JOB. YET, I AM GRADED ASSUMING I KNOW HOW TO DO MY JOB. I DO NOT. I AM MAKING PROGRESS. IT IS SLOW GOING. IT IS Analogous TO READING A BOOK WHILE DRIVING A CAR. STRUGGLING EACH CALL DUE TO LACK OF FUNDAMENTAL KNOWLEDGE. There is LONG WAIT TIMES FOR the HELP QUE. I am TRYING HARD TO LEARN WHAT BILLING IS ALL ABOUT, WHAT TO USE, AND HOW. TRYING BEST TO COMPENSATE FOR VERY NEGATIVE "TRAINING" EXPERIENCE. ERRORS AND PROBLEMS DUE TO NOT KNOWING HOW TO USE TIME KEEPING AND OTHER SYSTEMS PROGRAMS BREAKS LONG LEARNING FROM SENIOR AGENTS, PHOTO COPY HELPFUL NOTES + TOOLS TO DO MY JOB MORE EFFICIENTLY. SLOW AND HARD TO LEARN BY WHILE TAKING CALLS. NO TIME TO LEARN AND RETAIN WHEN DONE FOR ME BY SENIOR AGENTS. WOULD HAVE BEEN PREPARED IF the CURRICULUM was ADHERED TO, and there was LESS GAMES, CHATS, BREAKS, BETTER DISCIPLINE, MORE AND SLOWER DETAILED EXPLANATIONS AND DESCRIPTIONS. Learning would have been better with LESS DISTRACTION FROM NOISY THREATENING CLASS. It was a POOR LEARNING ATMOSPHERE. BOOKS were either NOT GONE OVER, OR GIVEN out Too LATE. There was ABANDONMENT OF INSTRUCTOR TO HELP ME. FAVORITISM was given TO COMPLAINING STUDENTS NOT READY FOR THIS POSITION. I HAVE THE APTITUDE, EXPERIENCE, AND INTELLIGENCE TO DO THIS JOB IF GIVEN THE PROPER SUPPORT, TRAINING, AND TIME. I CAN AND WILL BE A STRONG ASSET FOR THIS COMPANY IF GIVEN THE INVESTMENT. I HAVE FELT STRESSED, NERVOUS, AND THREATENED BY THE EXTREME UNPROFESSIONAL ATMOSPHERE AND PERCEIVED IMPRESSION OF the COMPANY AND POSITION. I AM LEARNING, AND GETTING MORE COMPETENT. I CAN DO THIS JOB OR ANY OTHER POSITION I WAS OFFERED DURING MY INITIAL INTERVIEW. I DID NOT KNOW THIS JOB WOULD BE BILLING. I WAS EXPECTING TECHNICAL SUPPORT. I HAVE YEARS OF SALES EXPERIENCE WITH HAND HELD AND DESK TOP COMPUTERS. I HAVE USED PALM PRODUCTS FOR MANY YEARS, AND WELL FAMILIAR. What say you? I'd like to know.

The four weeks of classroom training were miserable, inefficient, and ineffective. I found most of the trainees in my class to be loud, noisy, boisterous, crude, urban, impatient, uninhibited, bold, rude, sloppy, assertive, aggressive, rowdy, hedonistic, apathetic, audacious, promiscuous, lazy, impulsive, vulgar, juvenile, and hedonistic. I also found them spontaneous, upfront, honest, forthright, open, and blunt. I am most unprepared for my employment position.What say you? I'd like to know.

Telephone Me.

I welcome receiving telephone calls from you. I will not be able to answer a call by you, live, during the following schedule. I also am not usually available 45 minutes before and after this schedule. It is on the telephone that I can answer any specific questions that you may have. If there is an emergency, and you need to get to me immediately during my employment schedule, Call the number in my email to you.
Mon 1/30/06 10:30 AM - 07:30 PM Tue 1/31/06 11:00 AM - 08:00 PM
Wed 2/1/06 10:30 AM - 07:30 PM Thu 2/2/06 11:30 AM - 08:30 PM
Fri 2/3/06 10:30 AM - 07:30 PM
I am not employed during Sundays & Saturdays. Visits and telephone calls are welcome during these days, as I am home.
I am willing to visit with anybody I know in NY, any date or time, as long as it is in Florida. What say you? I'd like to know.

BOOKED. No Vacancy.

Residential Tenancy Agreement
THIS TENANCY AGREEMENT (the "Rental Agreement") dated this 24th day of January 2006 BETWEEN: Andrew LernerAddress: 943 Bakewell Court 101, Lake Mary, Florida 32746-3388 Telephone: 321-214-9855 and 516-770-3766(the "Landlord") OF THE FIRST PART
- AND - Alan Da Costa OF THE SECOND PART

Rental Agreement Premises
The Landlord agrees to rent to the Tenant the room in the house municipally described as Hidden Village, 943 Bakewell Court Apt. 101, Lake Mary, Florida 32746-3388, (the 'Premises') for use as residential premises only. The Premises are more particularly described as follows: The tenant shall have primary use of the smaller of the two bedrooms, and its attached shared hygiene room, within Unit 131, Building 6A, Hidden Village. Shared use of the other rooms except landlord’s bedroom is also permitted.

Subject to the provisions of this Rental Agreement, the Tenant is entitled to the exclusive use of the following parking (the 'Parking') on or about the Premises: Up to two (2) cars are permitted parked in any of the spaces labeled "Guest". Space 131 is reserved exclusively for the landlord. Only properly insured motor vehicles may be parked in the Tenant's space. Motor vehicles without a license tag, or a plate’s number not filed with the Landlord, are subject to being towing by the community management at the owner’s expense.

The Landlord agrees to supply and the Tenant agrees to use and maintain in reasonable condition, normal wear and tear excepted, the following furnishings: Including, but not limited to the following. One twin size single bed with pine wood headboardOne matching night stand One matching dresser with attachable mirror One large grey painted antique dresserOne JVC 20" monitor television with wireless remote control One clock radio, One telephone, Grey desk with hutch, matching file cabinet,Iron, ironing board, clothing dryer, and laundry basket Three or more sets each of bedding sheets and towelsComforter and pillow Lamps: Palm trees, brown desk, and black pole.Waste basket for dry trash only.

The roommates agree that all areas of the house are deemed to be shared space other than the roommates' bedrooms.

The Relief Station Room must be accessible to any and all persons who need the REST room, when it is not occupied. The shared lavatory door shall remain unlocked and or open, when the room is vacant.

The term of the Rental Agreement is for three (3) months to commence at 12:00 noon on February 1, 2006.

Rent
Subject to the provisions of this Rental Agreement, the rent for the Premises is $444.00 per month, which includes a monthly charge for the Parking (collectively the 'Rent'). This signed Rental Agreement will serve as receipt of these four hundred forty four, and zero one-hundredth dollars for the first month of this Rental Agreement.

The Tenant will pay the Rent on or before the First of each and every month of the term of this Rental Agreement to the Landlord, in person, leave the payment on the dining room table, or at such other place as the Landlord may later designate.

The Tenant will be charged an additional amount of $5.00 per day for any Rent that is received after the latter of the due date and the expiration of a five-day grace period.Security Deposit On execution of this Rental Agreement, the Tenant will have paid the Landlord a security deposit of $450.00 (the 'Security Deposit'). This signed Rental Agreement will serve as receipt of these four hundred fifty and zero one-hundredth dollars.

Utilities and Other ChargesThe Tenant is responsible for the payment of the following utilities and other charges in relation to the Premises: Any telephone charges in addition to or in excess of regular telephone usage within the continental United States and Canada. The utilities and amenities of electricity, hot water, filtered cold water, heat, cooking, laundry machines, spa, pool, racquetball court, and XM Satellite Radio Online are included at no extra cost.

Living Arrangements
1. The bedroom(s) will be allocated as follows:
Prospective Roommate will receive the bedroom located at The North West corner of the Condo, with the window, facing north.
Andrew Lerner will receive the bedroom located at The South West corner of the Condo, with the window facing east.
2. The roommates agree that all areas of the house are deemed to be shared space other than the roommates' bedrooms.

The Relief Station Room must be accessible to any and all persons who need the REST room, when it is not occupied. The shared lavatory door shall remain unlocked and or open, when the room is vacant

The shared lavatory door shall remain unlocked and or open, when the room is vacant. The Relief Station Room must be accessible to any and all persons who need the REST room, when it is not occupied.
What say you? I'd like to know.

Reply Clicking

Why do you put this on the bottom of all you e-mails?

"Reply email without original, demonstrates consideration, and gains appreciation." means it is not good manners to return a letter that was sent to you, back to the sender. It also uses up that persons email memory space unnessesarilly, especially if that person has a hotmail account. I find having the text of my letters sent back to me with a reply to be messy and annoying.What say you? I'd like to know.

Flat Out News

Patti and I started using the electric dishwasher for the first time. We have found that we run out of flatware too rapidly. If you have a surplus of unused, unneeded, or unwanted cutlery, utensils, or flatware, I will be happy to relieve you of them. I especially need fork type things.
I was flat out on the I-4 and out of flatware yesterday. What say you? I'd like to know.

Saves Me from Big Bad Police People

Police Officer Neutralizer

I fell off my bike on the I-4 bridge. P was near by to thwart off 6 Fire-Fighters, 2 Police Officers, 2 fire trucks, 2 Law Enforcement Vehicles, and an ambulance. They were threatening to either Baker Act me, or ask that I voluntarily give up my rights, and go to a medical facility. She scrambled over, sacrificing her only dilithium crystal, to show she is there for me. She also stayed with me in the Walgreens Pharmacy, protecting me from the police thug. I had only fallen off my bike. Drivers apparently made calls to 911, Police, and Fire Responders, reporting that a car had hit me. It was my trial bike drive to my employer. It did not work out well. I don't have as great a desire to move my left arm as I used to due to the scrape on it. I am fine, ok, and maybe even dandy. My bike is broken :( Fortunately, my hand-held computer and cell communicator system survived unscathed. drove all of us home to 943 Bakewell CT. instead of BAKER ACT CT.

3 tenants in one month so far in 2006:

Alan,

I have decided to offer you one of the following two options:

1) Four month term residential rental agreement @ $444/month, and $450.00 security.

2) Three month term residential rental agreement @ $450/month, and $450.00 security.

Both options would include conversion into a month-to-month lease at its term end.

Please do the following for me:

1. Tell me which agreement to have prepared for you ASAP.
2. Provide me with a complete current, alternate, or permanent address of both your residence and employment.
3. The soonest day and time you can come over to sign the agreement of your choice.
4. The earliest date you you would like to move in. The "lease" will start as of this date.

On the appointment you come over to sign our agreement, please provide me with the following:

• Bring your driver's license or and a copy of it as well.
• Have the appropriate full one months rent, and complete security amount, in cash.
• The prorate amount in cash for the period from the day you receive the key, up to 2/1/2006.

What say you? I'd like to know.