Saturday, September 30, 2006
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Reply to my rug ad.
The following is an email sent to me in reaction to my rug ad. It uses graphic, foul, vulger, and slang language, words, ideas, and views you might find offensive and or objectionable.
You sure are a cocky snot that is very full of yourself!!! Typical for the "Lake Mary Snob Society" trash... or even someone from the Middle East or Asia. When you post an ad trying to sell something, people will typically have questions. There is no need to make them feel like crap by asking you. Oh, that's right... those people are obviously beneath you. After all, they are wanting to buy your "throw-outs"... Hm, Hm, Hm, silly little peasants. They should feel honored "if & when" you provide a phone number and allow them the privilege to purchase your discarded items. At least if they are a "smart person" as you like to say. Also, everyone should know that you plan to delete the listing after selling it... after all, every listing on craigslist is definitely still available and sold items are always deleted. RIGHT??? I'm sure you are not going to think a whole lot of this email, but people like you need to be put in their place more often. At least be told once in a while that you are a snobby ass. So just go back to your life of telling yourself how perfect you are and how superior you are to everyone else.
By the way, that rug is not attractive at all.
Have a wonderful day !!!
My reaction to this reply follows. I found it to be suprising and amusing. I feel sorry for this sad individual. This person seems to be angry, frustrated, sheltered, paranoid, arogant, insecure, narrow-minded, short-sighted, and lonely. He is possibly unemployed and or a shut-in. He should be more proactive and responsible for his life, and learn how to better communicate.
You sure are a cocky snot that is very full of yourself!!! Typical for the "Lake Mary Snob Society" trash... or even someone from the Middle East or Asia. When you post an ad trying to sell something, people will typically have questions. There is no need to make them feel like crap by asking you. Oh, that's right... those people are obviously beneath you. After all, they are wanting to buy your "throw-outs"... Hm, Hm, Hm, silly little peasants. They should feel honored "if & when" you provide a phone number and allow them the privilege to purchase your discarded items. At least if they are a "smart person" as you like to say. Also, everyone should know that you plan to delete the listing after selling it... after all, every listing on craigslist is definitely still available and sold items are always deleted. RIGHT??? I'm sure you are not going to think a whole lot of this email, but people like you need to be put in their place more often. At least be told once in a while that you are a snobby ass. So just go back to your life of telling yourself how perfect you are and how superior you are to everyone else.
By the way, that rug is not attractive at all.
Have a wonderful day !!!
My reaction to this reply follows. I found it to be suprising and amusing. I feel sorry for this sad individual. This person seems to be angry, frustrated, sheltered, paranoid, arogant, insecure, narrow-minded, short-sighted, and lonely. He is possibly unemployed and or a shut-in. He should be more proactive and responsible for his life, and learn how to better communicate.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
One year ago today.
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Monday 9/26/05, figuratively speaking, some thugs, part of this gang, beat me up, took my car away, left me stranded in a strange area, and robbed me of all the money I earned that day. They also deliberately kept me from needed medicine, my CPAP, and caused me to loose many valuable hours of my time and productivity. ("police officers") ("pigs") I have been frustrated getting in touch with my doctor via postal, and phone calls to his answering service and receptionist. I finally got a voice mail on Monday 9/26/05. I was running out of medication and medication. I was not experiencing any positive effects from medication. I stopped medicine because it was making me drowsy, and hard to keep my eyes open in classroom work training. That is ironic since the medicine is to help me xxxx, and xxxxxxxxx. I stopped taking the medicine 5 pills before I would run out. I did so since not keeping my eyes open whilst I drive up to 100mph on the I-4 could be hazardous. It is ironic, since I would be prevented from driving that coming evening due to the dizziness and light-headedness for the days since halting the medicine so abruptly.The voicemail from my doctor said it was ok to use my supply of medicine concurrently with my medicine, and that medicine is used to counter the lightheadedness and dizziness commonly associated with the abrupt stoppage of most xxx medicines. That is so ironic. I have many medicine pills at home. It is also ironic since the meds would have addressed the issues that the med was not. I did not switch over to the med, since I had the understanding it could not be taken concurrently with medicine! It could have totally avoided all of the buzz-head dizzy light-headed experiences!I also found out that afternoon, from the doctor's receptionist's voice mail, that new prescriptions for my medicine was waiting for me at the office in Altamonte Springs since last week. I wish I were told sooner. I kept leaving phone messages nagging them for them. I had to wait since Friday to know that, since they were unavailable over this past weekend. I used up my last pill on Sunday. This Monday, I was beginning to experience the exhausting withdrawal effects of stopping my medicines. I was eager to get home to take medicine to eliminate my mind ringing dizziness feeling. I was eager to pick up my medicine the next morning, on Tuesday, to pick me up again, and alleviate me from pending exhaustion. It is ironic that I had signed up to work two extra hours that evening, in addition to working from 10am to 6:30pm. It will be ironic that coming evening, since I would be prevented from getting my needed medications, ironically for the sake of my good health and safety.I had signed on for and paid for XM satellite radio online the past Friday, so I can have positive productive learning and entertainment experiences during my daily 76 mile commutes to work. My $350.00 satellite, receiver, and remote control systems were not responding to receive more than the Red Cross Radio Network channel. I called one telephone number that morning to refresh my signal, but to no avail. By the way, it is ironic that the SRP of all of my information and entertainment electronics in my car, now exceed the value of my car itself alone! As I was finally leaving from work on 9/26/05, and was waiting for my car to warm up, I called a different number than this morning, and called 800-XM-RADIO on my mobile phone. I put my headphones on to start my 11-minute wait, listening to “Your call is very important to us. All our representatives are currently assisting other XM Radio listeners. The next available counselor will help you in the order in which you call was received. Tune in to the XM Forties channel to re-live those wonderful years when….”I drove the few blocks to International Speedway Boulevard. It certainly is not a speedy name to say. I was making a right turn onto it. I saw a car speeding fast in the right lane. There was no other traffic. After the right turn, I realized that my car, a 1999 Ford Escort, with 60K miles, did not have the same acceleration as those cars used in the raceway across the street. So, I quickly and suddenly moved over to the shoulder, so as not to impede the car behind me, or have him hit my car, and destroy the Sony 10-CD changer, speakers, and satellite system in my trunk. I also hit the curb. Then, to my chagrin, I saw in my mirror, that the car followed me, slowed down, moved over, and stopped right behind me. Then, to my surprise and amazement, police lights started flashing on top of it. I then listened to “Hello, my name is…from XM radio, may I have your name please?” I said my name, stated that I had called 12 hours ago, that I have just been pulled over by a police officer, and that I better call some other time. She replied, “ I am sorry to hear that…”The deputy and sheriff came to my car at my right window, and asked if I was feeling ok? So as to avoid any moving violations on my otherwise clean license, I said “no. I am tired, stressed, and feeling dizzy and lightheaded. He asked if I had realized that I went through a yield and stop sign, drove up the curb, and almost hit a pedestrian on the sidewalk? I said “no. I just saw you coming behind me, so I moved out of your way. The deputy asked me for my license and registration. I gave him my license and insurance card. He gave that back to me later, referring to it as my registration. He did not even notice from my plate that my registration was long over not renewed. He waved over a State Trouper, and ultimately got the Daytona police there as well. A police officer came to left window. I believe he also said that I am in no condition to be driving. I was asked to get out of the car, and come over to the sidewalk by someone else. I followed his pen go from left to right with only my eyes moving.
With the whole street gang there, I was told that I was not in a condition to drive. I was asked for people who lived nearby or at work who could pick me and or my car up. I explained that I don’t know anyone. I was asked the phone number of my employer. I gave it to them. They called and explained the situation. I believe there was no solution there. I was told that I had two choices. I could either be taken into custody for three days under the bakers act, or go to a hospital voluntarily to get checked out. I chose the second option. I was told that my car was to be towed to someplace I could pick it up the next day. The police officer drove me to the hospital in a police car. I waited to be processed and seen. I answered that the police felt I was not in a condition to drive and that I did not have any health insurance. It is ironic that I am forced to go to a hospital days before my health insurance goes into affect that would pay for it. I mentioned that I was light headedly dizzy, explained why, and what I had to cure it. It is ironic that instead of being able to go home for a cure, I was detained in a hospital. I probably could have just walked out, and gone home, instead of possibly having to pay a bill for the visit. The doctor came by at 11:45pm, and found after a one-minute examination, that I was in fine health, and could be released. He said he could not give me any thing for my discomfort. Again, this is ironic since this is why the police thugs sent me there. It is ironic that I had to go to a hospital while I am in perfect health.As I was leaving, I asked for the nearest hotel. I went outside, and asked an ambulance driver which way Int. Speed. Blvd. Is. I had to walk in the busy street, since there were geysers along the sidewalk. This is ironic since I could be hit by a car in the street, and have to be rushed to the hospital emergency room. There was a geyser in front of my door at home once, another one nearby, and a few in the parking lot near my home. It is because the underground sprinkler system comes up in plastic pipes, they break off, and thick streams of water go several feet in the air. The one by my door created a large muddy hole. It’s ironic that they instead keep pedestrians off the sidewalk. In my area, they keep removing sidewalks altogether. If you are a pedestrian in central Florida, you have to climb over fences, down trenches, up hills, and through bushes to get anywhereIn Florida, it is a very common site that I came upon during my walk. There was a McDonald’s, Burger King, and Wendy’s all directly next to each other, and were all closed. The person inside McDonalds said to go to Wendy’s. Wendy’s only had the drive through open. Does this all seem so ironic to you so far? I proceeded to stand behind the fifth car in line. The driver in the last car called me over. He said he was the manager of Burger King, and told me that I had to be in a motorized vehicle. I voiced the absurdity and irony in that. Not that it was ironic that he was a BK manager waiting to buy food at Wendy’s mind you. I was hungry. The police made me miss my dinner since I can drive a lot better without eating anything. The driver insisted, not only to order the frosty for me, but also to refuse payment by me. Again, this is typical Floridian behavior. When the Wendy’s manager saw that I was outside, standing, and not in a motorized vehicle, he looked incredulous at my criminal activity. How dare I violate the civil rules of society? He did not even want to allow the driver to give the food to me. My kind is not welcome there.I walked over to the lobby of the Marriot Courtyard. He said that the night would cost me $129.99. It was so amazing how the price came out to be exactly one penny less than $130. What are the chances of this happening? I decided that this was more than a 72-mile round trip taxi ride to Lake Mary. I asked for the Hampton Inn, and he gave me directions. What a loyal employee! I went over to the far superior Hampton Inn. The Night Auditor there said he could do $89.99. Wow! It happened again! One penny short of $90! There was free high-speed Internet service in my room. How ironic that my hand-held power was drained, I did not have my power cord, or an adapter to use the cat-5 network cable. I had a hair drier for my baldhead, and an iron for the underwear I had on. I did not have a simple toothbrush, toothpaste, or brush. I had to sport the Albert Einstein look the next day, 9/27/05.I had two wake up calls, so as not to miss the free breakfast. However, I was exhausted and un-rested due to my amphetamine withdrawal, and lack of my CPAP. After all, I have to drive a motor vehicle that morning. I did not get out of bed until after noon. I went down to the lobby, asked for the police precinct telephone number. She said “911”. I said that I needed at least four more numbers. I ate two bananas in the lobby, and noticed that free wireless Internet was available. It is ironic that my hand held would have worked, but had no power left. So I went into the free computer room for a while. The police said that the pound had my car. I called the pound. They said that I should call the police. I called the police again, and they said they don’t have my car. I walked over to my employer’s parking lot, and found my car. It is ironic since I could have just drove home last night, and saved the $100 hotel bill. I was happy that I did not have to pay for towing and storage. How thoughtful those idiot police officers were! Now I was in much better condition to drive home! I was un-rested, hungry, hot and tired. How ironic that working overtime the previous day helped me earn enough money the entire day to pay for my unneeded hotel! That’s ok, now I could work all day on Thursday just to pay for my week’s gas expense! I finally felt totally much better after my medications. So good in fact, that it is now 11:45, I feel great, and have not slept in exactly 24 hours! That good since Karl Canty called me on the telephone at 6:23am in the morning to chat or play chess. The night before the big on 9/26/05 ordeal, I had an unusual vivid bad premonition dream, that I was forced to stay in a hotel against my will! Gee, what could that mean?
The moral of this story is this. If I acted fine, and said that I was fine, I might have been arrested or gotten a moving violation. That would make me a greater risk to insurance companies. However, since this did not happen;
I SAVED A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE!
For alternate conclusions to this story, click here.
Other links about this story:
http://andrewlerner.blogspot.com/2005/10/alternative-moral.html
http://andrewlerner.blogspot.com/2005/10/freedom.html
http://andrewlerner.blogspot.com/2005/11/blow-job-sucked.html
Monday 9/26/05, figuratively speaking, some thugs, part of this gang, beat me up, took my car away, left me stranded in a strange area, and robbed me of all the money I earned that day. They also deliberately kept me from needed medicine, my CPAP, and caused me to loose many valuable hours of my time and productivity. ("police officers") ("pigs") I have been frustrated getting in touch with my doctor via postal, and phone calls to his answering service and receptionist. I finally got a voice mail on Monday 9/26/05. I was running out of medication and medication. I was not experiencing any positive effects from medication. I stopped medicine because it was making me drowsy, and hard to keep my eyes open in classroom work training. That is ironic since the medicine is to help me xxxx, and xxxxxxxxx. I stopped taking the medicine 5 pills before I would run out. I did so since not keeping my eyes open whilst I drive up to 100mph on the I-4 could be hazardous. It is ironic, since I would be prevented from driving that coming evening due to the dizziness and light-headedness for the days since halting the medicine so abruptly.The voicemail from my doctor said it was ok to use my supply of medicine concurrently with my medicine, and that medicine is used to counter the lightheadedness and dizziness commonly associated with the abrupt stoppage of most xxx medicines. That is so ironic. I have many medicine pills at home. It is also ironic since the meds would have addressed the issues that the med was not. I did not switch over to the med, since I had the understanding it could not be taken concurrently with medicine! It could have totally avoided all of the buzz-head dizzy light-headed experiences!I also found out that afternoon, from the doctor's receptionist's voice mail, that new prescriptions for my medicine was waiting for me at the office in Altamonte Springs since last week. I wish I were told sooner. I kept leaving phone messages nagging them for them. I had to wait since Friday to know that, since they were unavailable over this past weekend. I used up my last pill on Sunday. This Monday, I was beginning to experience the exhausting withdrawal effects of stopping my medicines. I was eager to get home to take medicine to eliminate my mind ringing dizziness feeling. I was eager to pick up my medicine the next morning, on Tuesday, to pick me up again, and alleviate me from pending exhaustion. It is ironic that I had signed up to work two extra hours that evening, in addition to working from 10am to 6:30pm. It will be ironic that coming evening, since I would be prevented from getting my needed medications, ironically for the sake of my good health and safety.I had signed on for and paid for XM satellite radio online the past Friday, so I can have positive productive learning and entertainment experiences during my daily 76 mile commutes to work. My $350.00 satellite, receiver, and remote control systems were not responding to receive more than the Red Cross Radio Network channel. I called one telephone number that morning to refresh my signal, but to no avail. By the way, it is ironic that the SRP of all of my information and entertainment electronics in my car, now exceed the value of my car itself alone! As I was finally leaving from work on 9/26/05, and was waiting for my car to warm up, I called a different number than this morning, and called 800-XM-RADIO on my mobile phone. I put my headphones on to start my 11-minute wait, listening to “Your call is very important to us. All our representatives are currently assisting other XM Radio listeners. The next available counselor will help you in the order in which you call was received. Tune in to the XM Forties channel to re-live those wonderful years when….”I drove the few blocks to International Speedway Boulevard. It certainly is not a speedy name to say. I was making a right turn onto it. I saw a car speeding fast in the right lane. There was no other traffic. After the right turn, I realized that my car, a 1999 Ford Escort, with 60K miles, did not have the same acceleration as those cars used in the raceway across the street. So, I quickly and suddenly moved over to the shoulder, so as not to impede the car behind me, or have him hit my car, and destroy the Sony 10-CD changer, speakers, and satellite system in my trunk. I also hit the curb. Then, to my chagrin, I saw in my mirror, that the car followed me, slowed down, moved over, and stopped right behind me. Then, to my surprise and amazement, police lights started flashing on top of it. I then listened to “Hello, my name is…from XM radio, may I have your name please?” I said my name, stated that I had called 12 hours ago, that I have just been pulled over by a police officer, and that I better call some other time. She replied, “ I am sorry to hear that…”The deputy and sheriff came to my car at my right window, and asked if I was feeling ok? So as to avoid any moving violations on my otherwise clean license, I said “no. I am tired, stressed, and feeling dizzy and lightheaded. He asked if I had realized that I went through a yield and stop sign, drove up the curb, and almost hit a pedestrian on the sidewalk? I said “no. I just saw you coming behind me, so I moved out of your way. The deputy asked me for my license and registration. I gave him my license and insurance card. He gave that back to me later, referring to it as my registration. He did not even notice from my plate that my registration was long over not renewed. He waved over a State Trouper, and ultimately got the Daytona police there as well. A police officer came to left window. I believe he also said that I am in no condition to be driving. I was asked to get out of the car, and come over to the sidewalk by someone else. I followed his pen go from left to right with only my eyes moving.
With the whole street gang there, I was told that I was not in a condition to drive. I was asked for people who lived nearby or at work who could pick me and or my car up. I explained that I don’t know anyone. I was asked the phone number of my employer. I gave it to them. They called and explained the situation. I believe there was no solution there. I was told that I had two choices. I could either be taken into custody for three days under the bakers act, or go to a hospital voluntarily to get checked out. I chose the second option. I was told that my car was to be towed to someplace I could pick it up the next day. The police officer drove me to the hospital in a police car. I waited to be processed and seen. I answered that the police felt I was not in a condition to drive and that I did not have any health insurance. It is ironic that I am forced to go to a hospital days before my health insurance goes into affect that would pay for it. I mentioned that I was light headedly dizzy, explained why, and what I had to cure it. It is ironic that instead of being able to go home for a cure, I was detained in a hospital. I probably could have just walked out, and gone home, instead of possibly having to pay a bill for the visit. The doctor came by at 11:45pm, and found after a one-minute examination, that I was in fine health, and could be released. He said he could not give me any thing for my discomfort. Again, this is ironic since this is why the police thugs sent me there. It is ironic that I had to go to a hospital while I am in perfect health.As I was leaving, I asked for the nearest hotel. I went outside, and asked an ambulance driver which way Int. Speed. Blvd. Is. I had to walk in the busy street, since there were geysers along the sidewalk. This is ironic since I could be hit by a car in the street, and have to be rushed to the hospital emergency room. There was a geyser in front of my door at home once, another one nearby, and a few in the parking lot near my home. It is because the underground sprinkler system comes up in plastic pipes, they break off, and thick streams of water go several feet in the air. The one by my door created a large muddy hole. It’s ironic that they instead keep pedestrians off the sidewalk. In my area, they keep removing sidewalks altogether. If you are a pedestrian in central Florida, you have to climb over fences, down trenches, up hills, and through bushes to get anywhereIn Florida, it is a very common site that I came upon during my walk. There was a McDonald’s, Burger King, and Wendy’s all directly next to each other, and were all closed. The person inside McDonalds said to go to Wendy’s. Wendy’s only had the drive through open. Does this all seem so ironic to you so far? I proceeded to stand behind the fifth car in line. The driver in the last car called me over. He said he was the manager of Burger King, and told me that I had to be in a motorized vehicle. I voiced the absurdity and irony in that. Not that it was ironic that he was a BK manager waiting to buy food at Wendy’s mind you. I was hungry. The police made me miss my dinner since I can drive a lot better without eating anything. The driver insisted, not only to order the frosty for me, but also to refuse payment by me. Again, this is typical Floridian behavior. When the Wendy’s manager saw that I was outside, standing, and not in a motorized vehicle, he looked incredulous at my criminal activity. How dare I violate the civil rules of society? He did not even want to allow the driver to give the food to me. My kind is not welcome there.I walked over to the lobby of the Marriot Courtyard. He said that the night would cost me $129.99. It was so amazing how the price came out to be exactly one penny less than $130. What are the chances of this happening? I decided that this was more than a 72-mile round trip taxi ride to Lake Mary. I asked for the Hampton Inn, and he gave me directions. What a loyal employee! I went over to the far superior Hampton Inn. The Night Auditor there said he could do $89.99. Wow! It happened again! One penny short of $90! There was free high-speed Internet service in my room. How ironic that my hand-held power was drained, I did not have my power cord, or an adapter to use the cat-5 network cable. I had a hair drier for my baldhead, and an iron for the underwear I had on. I did not have a simple toothbrush, toothpaste, or brush. I had to sport the Albert Einstein look the next day, 9/27/05.I had two wake up calls, so as not to miss the free breakfast. However, I was exhausted and un-rested due to my amphetamine withdrawal, and lack of my CPAP. After all, I have to drive a motor vehicle that morning. I did not get out of bed until after noon. I went down to the lobby, asked for the police precinct telephone number. She said “911”. I said that I needed at least four more numbers. I ate two bananas in the lobby, and noticed that free wireless Internet was available. It is ironic that my hand held would have worked, but had no power left. So I went into the free computer room for a while. The police said that the pound had my car. I called the pound. They said that I should call the police. I called the police again, and they said they don’t have my car. I walked over to my employer’s parking lot, and found my car. It is ironic since I could have just drove home last night, and saved the $100 hotel bill. I was happy that I did not have to pay for towing and storage. How thoughtful those idiot police officers were! Now I was in much better condition to drive home! I was un-rested, hungry, hot and tired. How ironic that working overtime the previous day helped me earn enough money the entire day to pay for my unneeded hotel! That’s ok, now I could work all day on Thursday just to pay for my week’s gas expense! I finally felt totally much better after my medications. So good in fact, that it is now 11:45, I feel great, and have not slept in exactly 24 hours! That good since Karl Canty called me on the telephone at 6:23am in the morning to chat or play chess. The night before the big on 9/26/05 ordeal, I had an unusual vivid bad premonition dream, that I was forced to stay in a hotel against my will! Gee, what could that mean?
The moral of this story is this. If I acted fine, and said that I was fine, I might have been arrested or gotten a moving violation. That would make me a greater risk to insurance companies. However, since this did not happen;
I SAVED A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE!
For alternate conclusions to this story, click here.
Other links about this story:
http://andrewlerner.blogspot.com/2005/10/alternative-moral.html
http://andrewlerner.blogspot.com/2005/10/freedom.html
http://andrewlerner.blogspot.com/2005/11/blow-job-sucked.html
Sunday, September 24, 2006
TWO-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
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TWO-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson - Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson -
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
This ends your two minute management course Learn and learn well
TWO-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson - Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson -
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
This ends your two minute management course Learn and learn well
Saturday, September 23, 2006
Stupid Questions
http://orlando.craigslist.org/fur/211032917.html
Rug Round 7' 10" - Saudi Arabia - $49
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Reply to: sale-205603484@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-10, 10:38PM EDT
Round Tapestries area rug. (Tea Wash). Actual size = 7' 10" diameter. Standard size = 9' x 9'. Dense Olifine pile from Galaxy, made in Saudi Arabia. Color = 107 Bronze. Style = 140004. Saudi Carpet. UPC = 7 96556 67704 8. Retail = $400.00. Like new, hardly used three months. Excellet condition. Must pick up carpet in Lake Mary.
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http://orlando.craigslist.org/fur/211033920.html
Rug 7' 9" x 5' 3" - Egypt - $49
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Reply to: sale-205605688@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-10, 10:44PM EDT
Rectangle Area rug 7' 9" x 5' 3". Sphinx.com Leaf Motif, made in Egypt, 100% polypropylene pile. UPC = 7 48679 85177 9. R N 93677. Retail = $249.00. Hardly used three months Excellet condition. Must pick up carpet in Lake Mary.
Here are questions emailed to me. I am answering them with my answer here, below. I find no need to send individual email replies to questions like these.
Question: Please provide contact info and best time to call.Thanks, A
Answer: My contact info is the email address in this ad to which you sent me this email. The best time to contact me is now. The best time to call me is if and when you get my telephone number.
Question: Do you still have it for sale?
Answer: Yes. That is why my you can read this right now. I plan to delete this when it is not for sale. Question: What is "it"?
Good smart Emails Received:
I WANT THIS RUG! i can pick it up today between 1-3, if that's okay?
123-456-7890
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Sincerely,Smart Person.
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Hello, my name is Good Buyer ans I would like to by the rug. Please call me on my cell phone at 407-987-1234 if it is still available. Thanksa a lot.
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sorry i missed your call. i think we can make it out there by 1:30-1:45. call me if that is a problem, otherwise we are on the way.123-456-7890
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The (rectangle) carpet was pick up and removed at 1:37 pm on Saturday 9/23/06 (5767) I was given $50 cash. This round rug is the only other rug or item I am selling.
REPLY TO MY AD:
You sure are a cocky snot that is very full of yourself!!! Typical for the "Lake Mary Snob Society" trash... or even someone from the Middle East or Asia. When you post an ad trying to sell something, people will typically have questions. There is no need to make them feel like crap by asking you. Oh, that's right... those people are obviously beneath you. After all, they are wanting to buy your "throw-outs"... Hm, Hm, Hm, silly little peasants. They should feel honored "if & when" you provide a phone number and allow them the privilege to purchase your discarded items. At least if they are a "smart person" as you like to say. Also, everyone should know that you plan to delete the listing after selling it... after all, every listing on craigslist is definitely still available and sold items are always deleted. RIGHT??? I'm sure you are not going to think a whole lot of this email, but people like you need to be put in their place more often. At least be told once in a while that you are a snobby ass. So just go back to your life of telling yourself how perfect you are and how superior you are to everyone else.
By the way, that rug is not attractive at all.
Have a wonderful day !!!
Rug Round 7' 10" - Saudi Arabia - $49
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Reply to: sale-205603484@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-10, 10:38PM EDT
Round Tapestries area rug. (Tea Wash). Actual size = 7' 10" diameter. Standard size = 9' x 9'. Dense Olifine pile from Galaxy, made in Saudi Arabia. Color = 107 Bronze. Style = 140004. Saudi Carpet. UPC = 7 96556 67704 8. Retail = $400.00. Like new, hardly used three months. Excellet condition. Must pick up carpet in Lake Mary.
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http://orlando.craigslist.org/fur/211033920.html
Rug 7' 9" x 5' 3" - Egypt - $49
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Reply to: sale-205605688@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-10, 10:44PM EDT
Rectangle Area rug 7' 9" x 5' 3". Sphinx.com Leaf Motif, made in Egypt, 100% polypropylene pile. UPC = 7 48679 85177 9. R N 93677. Retail = $249.00. Hardly used three months Excellet condition. Must pick up carpet in Lake Mary.
Here are questions emailed to me. I am answering them with my answer here, below. I find no need to send individual email replies to questions like these.
Question: Please provide contact info and best time to call.Thanks, A
Answer: My contact info is the email address in this ad to which you sent me this email. The best time to contact me is now. The best time to call me is if and when you get my telephone number.
Question: Do you still have it for sale?
Answer: Yes. That is why my you can read this right now. I plan to delete this when it is not for sale. Question: What is "it"?
Good smart Emails Received:
I WANT THIS RUG! i can pick it up today between 1-3, if that's okay?
123-456-7890
--------------------------
Sincerely,Smart Person.
____________________________________
Hello, my name is Good Buyer ans I would like to by the rug. Please call me on my cell phone at 407-987-1234 if it is still available. Thanksa a lot.
____________________________________
sorry i missed your call. i think we can make it out there by 1:30-1:45. call me if that is a problem, otherwise we are on the way.123-456-7890
____________________________________
The (rectangle) carpet was pick up and removed at 1:37 pm on Saturday 9/23/06 (5767) I was given $50 cash. This round rug is the only other rug or item I am selling.
REPLY TO MY AD:
You sure are a cocky snot that is very full of yourself!!! Typical for the "Lake Mary Snob Society" trash... or even someone from the Middle East or Asia. When you post an ad trying to sell something, people will typically have questions. There is no need to make them feel like crap by asking you. Oh, that's right... those people are obviously beneath you. After all, they are wanting to buy your "throw-outs"... Hm, Hm, Hm, silly little peasants. They should feel honored "if & when" you provide a phone number and allow them the privilege to purchase your discarded items. At least if they are a "smart person" as you like to say. Also, everyone should know that you plan to delete the listing after selling it... after all, every listing on craigslist is definitely still available and sold items are always deleted. RIGHT??? I'm sure you are not going to think a whole lot of this email, but people like you need to be put in their place more often. At least be told once in a while that you are a snobby ass. So just go back to your life of telling yourself how perfect you are and how superior you are to everyone else.
By the way, that rug is not attractive at all.
Have a wonderful day !!!
Friday, September 15, 2006
TREK, The next Generation
My previous most expensive favorite, longest owned, most used bike, has been sold for $100.00. This was the bike to last the rest of my life. It cost about $450.00 around 1992. Instead of paying $140.00 to both replace the back tire, and other adjustments, I purchased a brand new technologically advanced new bike for $460.00. The improvements and ride comfort now rival my 1999 Ford Escort! Ironically, that too just cost me about $475.00 for repair and adjustments. That is twice the price of my annual automobile insurance! My new bike will be a delight to ride once the six month cool and dry season starts here in Florida! It is a Trek 7300 Multi-Track Hybrid, 20' frame, 24 gears.TREK 720 Multi-Track 20" Hybrid ~ This is a hybrid style bike that combines the smooth roll of a road bike with the stability and upright riding position of a mountain bike. With it's long chain stays and resultant comfy ride, it's perfect for cycle touring or just hitting the bike path.
The full chrome moly frame is 40 inches center to center with the standover height at 32 inches. Shimano all around. Extra wheel, and Kriptonite lock include. Back tire needs replacement. This1992 bike has 21 gears and Shimano 200CX derailleurs. Must pick up bike in Lake Mary, Florida.
I purchased this bike for comfort. My primary concern was if I made the right decision. Should I have spent $140 on my old bike that a new seat and cushion gloves did not improve the jarring ride from a year ago? Instead I sold my old bike for $100, and purchased a new one for $460. In this way I really spent an additional $220 for greater comfort and ease of use. I look forward to driving the bike 5 times weekly for my employment commute. That will be during the cool and dry season of October through March.
Cool and dry means no rain and temperatures in the seventies and sixties. In Florida from April through September, it is raining daily, and constantly in the nineties. Instead of being inside all winter in NY, I am inside all summer in FL. Plus, I dont even have to go out and shovel snow!
Thursday, September 07, 2006
Lake Mary continued
WOFL Fox TV channel Fox35 and WRBW My Network TV channel my65 are the two television stations in Lake Mary. WOFL began broadcasting in 720p HDTV format in September 2004. These are the only network Owned and Operated stations in Orlando FLordia. The Call letters mean Orlando FL (Florida).
I stoped watching broadcast television early in 2005. The primary channels I watch are CNN, Science, History, Nat-Geo, and Discovery/Times. (The Lerner Channels). One exception is I LOVE THE FAMILY GUY: http://www.gofish.com/userVideoPlayer.gfp?gfid=30-1022998
I stoped watching broadcast television early in 2005. The primary channels I watch are CNN, Science, History, Nat-Geo, and Discovery/Times. (The Lerner Channels). One exception is I LOVE THE FAMILY GUY: http://www.gofish.com/userVideoPlayer.gfp?gfid=30-1022998
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
deSIGNs
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During the past weeks introduced me to a great restaurant in Sanford called Hops. Today I discovered Ghirardelli Chocolate. Best song of the year 2006. Black Sabbath with Ozzy Osbourne were inducted into the Roll & Roll Hall of Fame in 2006. 9/5/06 was one of the most eventful, enjoyable, and memorable days of my life. My car cost me about $500. Scroll way down, find the picture of my receipt, and tell me what is unusual.
Would you like to have your hands free for the keyboard and telephone while simultaneously alerting a roamer to help you? Would you like to get assistance without the need to raise your hand? If you have a quick question, would you rather have quicker response? The intent and design of these signs by Andrew, is to alleviate the need for you to raise your hand, and to expedite the right person to assist you quicker. Available help signs by Andrew are: "QUESTION" with "SUPER-VISOR" on the reverse side, and "DIS-PATCH" with "HELP" on the reverse side. These two sign sheets are double printed, double sided, foldable, and reversible. "QUESTION" implies a short quick answer by any roamer.
Fold here to display sign needed. Then place over ruler that you taped to your partition. Design & distributed: Andrew Lerner.
SUPER-VISOR indicates a customer request. "HELP" indicates guidance and training needed. "DISPATCH" is required for a telephone number be dialed for you by a Senior Agent. Taping a ruler to your station partition, and placing the correct folded sign over the top of the ruler, keeps both of your hands free for the keyboard and the telephone! Hands free, and using the right flag, enables everyone to work more efficiently. Uniformity of signage increases recognition and efficiency. Andrew Lerner is the sole person to address this need, and exclusively responsible for providing all of these work aids. This was done independently of management. Fold this sheet on the line above, and pace over a ruler.
Andrew Lerner is sole designer & distributor of these work aids. Fold @ line, place over ruler, or turn over.
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During the past weeks introduced me to a great restaurant in Sanford called Hops. Today I discovered Ghirardelli Chocolate. Best song of the year 2006. Black Sabbath with Ozzy Osbourne were inducted into the Roll & Roll Hall of Fame in 2006. 9/5/06 was one of the most eventful, enjoyable, and memorable days of my life. My car cost me about $500. Scroll way down, find the picture of my receipt, and tell me what is unusual.
Would you like to have your hands free for the keyboard and telephone while simultaneously alerting a roamer to help you? Would you like to get assistance without the need to raise your hand? If you have a quick question, would you rather have quicker response? The intent and design of these signs by Andrew, is to alleviate the need for you to raise your hand, and to expedite the right person to assist you quicker. Available help signs by Andrew are: "QUESTION" with "SUPER-VISOR" on the reverse side, and "DIS-PATCH" with "HELP" on the reverse side. These two sign sheets are double printed, double sided, foldable, and reversible. "QUESTION" implies a short quick answer by any roamer.
Fold here to display sign needed. Then place over ruler that you taped to your partition. Design & distributed: Andrew Lerner.
SUPER-VISOR indicates a customer request. "HELP" indicates guidance and training needed. "DISPATCH" is required for a telephone number be dialed for you by a Senior Agent. Taping a ruler to your station partition, and placing the correct folded sign over the top of the ruler, keeps both of your hands free for the keyboard and the telephone! Hands free, and using the right flag, enables everyone to work more efficiently. Uniformity of signage increases recognition and efficiency. Andrew Lerner is the sole person to address this need, and exclusively responsible for providing all of these work aids. This was done independently of management. Fold this sheet on the line above, and pace over a ruler.
Andrew Lerner is sole designer & distributor of these work aids. Fold @ line, place over ruler, or turn over.
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
NEW BIKE
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My sister left two carpets here for me to sell. She paid about for each. I also plan to sell my old bike. I purchased a new one last week for $500. I feel guilty, ashamed, wasteful, and inappreciative purchasing it. I purchased my last bike in 2002. It cost about the equivalent back then, and has been my favorite bike. I find it amazing that my original tires lasted to this year. It needs a new back tire now, and other work and maintenance, that would cost $140. Last year, I purchased a new saddle, and gloves to cushion the harsh ride. Otherwise, the bike is in excellent condition.
This new bike has the shock absorbers for the front wheel, and for the saddle! The saddle has springs! The handle bar is tilt-able as well as risible! The 27 gears have digital displays on the handle bar! I hope I can net $50 or more for my old bike. I don't have the time and energy to do so many things for myself. It is penalizing me hundreds of dollars. I started asking Patti to help me with my computer systems, gardening, and window tinting.
Besides my employment of 45+ hours per week, I have organizing and learning for it in addition, and do not have the time or energy. I wish I had someone to plan and make my meals. Grocery shopping and laundry is at least fun.
I am very glad you enjoyed the Michael Jackson picture. I do a Google search to find a picture that demonstrates the original articles I write. He was born in my year of 1958, and is also like a white woman! I enjoy watching the cute gyetcos climb my windows, and the occasional visit by a crane. I also enjoy the birds and squirrels.
George W. Bush is a nemesis. He is the worst president of our country, and one of the most dangerous people in the world since Adolph Hitler. I would have preferred Saddam Hussein to stay in power to keep his country from civil war. I knew there were no WMDs in Iraq. Now we are in Iraq forever, to prevent another person like Saddam to come into power. We should of had most of our troops in Pakistan. Bush is bankrupting our county, destroying our international relations, and now picking fights with Iran and North Korea. We will not have military capability when its really needed.
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My sister left two carpets here for me to sell. She paid about for each. I also plan to sell my old bike. I purchased a new one last week for $500. I feel guilty, ashamed, wasteful, and inappreciative purchasing it. I purchased my last bike in 2002. It cost about the equivalent back then, and has been my favorite bike. I find it amazing that my original tires lasted to this year. It needs a new back tire now, and other work and maintenance, that would cost $140. Last year, I purchased a new saddle, and gloves to cushion the harsh ride. Otherwise, the bike is in excellent condition.
This new bike has the shock absorbers for the front wheel, and for the saddle! The saddle has springs! The handle bar is tilt-able as well as risible! The 27 gears have digital displays on the handle bar! I hope I can net $50 or more for my old bike. I don't have the time and energy to do so many things for myself. It is penalizing me hundreds of dollars. I started asking Patti to help me with my computer systems, gardening, and window tinting.
Besides my employment of 45+ hours per week, I have organizing and learning for it in addition, and do not have the time or energy. I wish I had someone to plan and make my meals. Grocery shopping and laundry is at least fun.
I am very glad you enjoyed the Michael Jackson picture. I do a Google search to find a picture that demonstrates the original articles I write. He was born in my year of 1958, and is also like a white woman! I enjoy watching the cute gyetcos climb my windows, and the occasional visit by a crane. I also enjoy the birds and squirrels.
George W. Bush is a nemesis. He is the worst president of our country, and one of the most dangerous people in the world since Adolph Hitler. I would have preferred Saddam Hussein to stay in power to keep his country from civil war. I knew there were no WMDs in Iraq. Now we are in Iraq forever, to prevent another person like Saddam to come into power. We should of had most of our troops in Pakistan. Bush is bankrupting our county, destroying our international relations, and now picking fights with Iran and North Korea. We will not have military capability when its really needed.
What do you find unusual about my dinner credit card receipt shown below?
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Thursday, August 24, 2006
Carole King visited me.
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Florida is where I can leave my belongings on a table in the cabana while I am swimming in my pool, and come back to find a new pair of shorts added to my belongings. Florida is where I come home to find someone apparently came into my home, and left valuable new items. I found two tapestries on my floor! I plan to sell them on eBay, along with my old bike.
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Florida is where I can leave my belongings on a table in the cabana while I am swimming in my pool, and come back to find a new pair of shorts added to my belongings. Florida is where I come home to find someone apparently came into my home, and left valuable new items. I found two tapestries on my floor! I plan to sell them on eBay, along with my old bike. By removing email text you receive, before replying to it, demonstrates consideration, and gains appreciation. What do you find unusual about my dinner credit card receipt shown below?
Sunday, August 20, 2006
George W. Monument
Dear Friends:
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt.Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George Bush could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you.
George W. Bush Monument Committee
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I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt.Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George Bush could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you.
George W. Bush Monument Committee
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Thursday, August 17, 2006
Quotes from a dear friend
"You are so refreshing in the things that you discover and that bring you happiness. It always makes me stop and re-think for myself how special some activities can be = like you enjoying to brush your teeth with the electric toothbrush. I had never thought about how neat it truly is, but now I do!! I guess what also delights me about you is that you don't take things for granted. You are a rare and wonderful individual and I hope you always have that spark of joy for life. I'm so glad you love your house and where you are in Florida. I think that goes so very far towards giving one great mental health which in turns can mean good physical health. Life is good to you and for you and you have sunshine most all theyear round - so this is a good thing."
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Sunday, August 13, 2006
RED is not read
Please look at all the postings below. Look for text that is now in red. You have not yet read these!
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Friday, August 11, 2006
ELEVEN
1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
5) The two twin towers make an "11"
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
Again, 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
Now this is where things get totally eerie:
The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Koran, the Islamic holy book:
"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."
That verse is number 9.11 of the Koran.
Still unconvinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following: (TRY THIS FOR REAL)
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1
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2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
5) The two twin towers make an "11"
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
Again, 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
Now this is where things get totally eerie:
The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Koran, the Islamic holy book:
"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."
That verse is number 9.11 of the Koran.
Still unconvinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following: (TRY THIS FOR REAL)
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1
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Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Dr. Fraser Vu
What do you find unusual about my dinner credit card receipt shown below? I finally found my sister's address on the Internet. Therefore her home exists in Florida. I met my first and excellent Cardiologist today! I have appointments for various tests. I may therefore need to have days off other than Thursdays! My Blood pressure is 176 over 111 right and 161 over 105 left. I now take medication for this. Strokes and heart attacks bad. Drugs good. Tartar bad. Electric tooth-brush good. I am 268 pounds. My waist size is 46. I am 6' 1" tall, and have a shoe size of 14 EEEE. XL & Tall store good.
Walgreen's and my medication insurance has been giving me a hard time for weeks over ADDing back my medication. I finally now have it, and am finally taking it again. It was prescribed by my real "regular" Dr. Kane in Altamonte Springs. His name is not spelled "Crane". Kelsey Grammer and I were born on February 21. He is not a real psychiatrist, but plays one on TV. Last Tuesday, I paid my dentist office $400 for my exam and cleaning. My dental benefits were and are exhausted for 2006. Besides the electric toothbrush I purchased in Publix last Tuesday, I also found a night light. There were miniature liquid motion lamps for sale in a tray with price stickers of $1.55. It appeared that it might be a close-out at a bargain price. At the cashier, it came up at $5.99. I disputed this price. It was investigated and found to be incorrectly priced. Because of Publix policy, I received it instead for free! This past Sunday, since Patti liked it, I gave it to her as a free gift. That was the day I enjoyed treating us to Amira's and Carrabba's!
Florida is where I can go into a professional air conditioned comfortable office wearing a T shirt, shorts, and sandals. I received my entire 2 week shirt wardrobe free of charge by working at previous employers in NY. Florida is where I find a large clean pick up truck parked inside a grocery store to sell beer and barbecue supplies for a parking lot. Florida is where the sun is so bright, it takes me a long time to find my shades, only to find I am already wearing a pair. Florida is where if you leave your keys in the ignition, windows open, and the doors open, you will find it locked, the windows closed, and the keys under the mat,when you return at the end of the day. Florida is where someone frequently calls me whenever I leave a mug in a park or opticals in a store or bank. Florida is where you find pictures of New York City in many restaurants. Florida is where I have more earnings, more space, more convenience, more opportunities for employment, better weather, Healthier living, nicer people, and at substantially lower expenses! Florida is where a real living Crane stands in front of my home. His name is "Frasier".
I fill my car with gas about every three weeks. The rent I receive from my tenant, is almost twice what I pay my Home Owners Association to live here! In one year, my property value has appreciated by more than fifty percent! I need a Toyota Rav 4 because 1) my car is too tiny for me. 2) I need more power to accommodate an additional audio amplifier. 3) I need more room to fit in a large sub-woofer. 4) I have to commute to and from work, and it is 1.5 miles away! I plan to purchase a new giant toilet. The last time I did that had the "Crane" brand name.
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Walgreen's and my medication insurance has been giving me a hard time for weeks over ADDing back my medication. I finally now have it, and am finally taking it again. It was prescribed by my real "regular" Dr. Kane in Altamonte Springs. His name is not spelled "Crane". Kelsey Grammer and I were born on February 21. He is not a real psychiatrist, but plays one on TV. Last Tuesday, I paid my dentist office $400 for my exam and cleaning. My dental benefits were and are exhausted for 2006. Besides the electric toothbrush I purchased in Publix last Tuesday, I also found a night light. There were miniature liquid motion lamps for sale in a tray with price stickers of $1.55. It appeared that it might be a close-out at a bargain price. At the cashier, it came up at $5.99. I disputed this price. It was investigated and found to be incorrectly priced. Because of Publix policy, I received it instead for free! This past Sunday, since Patti liked it, I gave it to her as a free gift. That was the day I enjoyed treating us to Amira's and Carrabba's!
Florida is where I can go into a professional air conditioned comfortable office wearing a T shirt, shorts, and sandals. I received my entire 2 week shirt wardrobe free of charge by working at previous employers in NY. Florida is where I find a large clean pick up truck parked inside a grocery store to sell beer and barbecue supplies for a parking lot. Florida is where the sun is so bright, it takes me a long time to find my shades, only to find I am already wearing a pair. Florida is where if you leave your keys in the ignition, windows open, and the doors open, you will find it locked, the windows closed, and the keys under the mat,when you return at the end of the day. Florida is where someone frequently calls me whenever I leave a mug in a park or opticals in a store or bank. Florida is where you find pictures of New York City in many restaurants. Florida is where I have more earnings, more space, more convenience, more opportunities for employment, better weather, Healthier living, nicer people, and at substantially lower expenses! Florida is where a real living Crane stands in front of my home. His name is "Frasier".
I fill my car with gas about every three weeks. The rent I receive from my tenant, is almost twice what I pay my Home Owners Association to live here! In one year, my property value has appreciated by more than fifty percent! I need a Toyota Rav 4 because 1) my car is too tiny for me. 2) I need more power to accommodate an additional audio amplifier. 3) I need more room to fit in a large sub-woofer. 4) I have to commute to and from work, and it is 1.5 miles away! I plan to purchase a new giant toilet. The last time I did that had the "Crane" brand name.
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Sunday, August 06, 2006
Delightful Day
First Time is today for Carrabba's Italian Grill. It has replaced Ramano's Macaroni Grill as my favorite Italian restaurant.
I vacuumed my home and did laundry this morning. I ate our weekly lunch at Amira's in Altamonte Spings. Amira's is my favorite Kosher Deli restaurant and all time favorite restaurant of all time. Then we again went to the XL Men's clothing store in Altamonte Spings for another pair of Izod giant shorts. We Past two Kobe in Altamonte Spings, and went shopping in Walmart of Altamonte Spings.
Then we went into my pool where I lied on my back in the pool looking up at Palm Trees and blue sky. After some work to fix my computer system, continued delightful day with the extraordinary experience and food at Carrabba's Italian Grill in Altamonte Spings. I used the $25 "Outback Steakhouse etc." gift card that my dentist office gave me. What do you find unusual about my dinner credit card receipt shownto the above left? It was a consolation for DHL loosing my crown. There is an Outback Steakhouse across the street in Altamonte Spings, not to far from Imperial Dynasty and Kobe. Those are the best Chinese food and Japanese restaurants.
I now realize that not everything is in Lake Mary. After got back from our dinner, found another from It is dated September 1, 2006. Yes, who has been my best ever, and has stayed
Friday, August 04, 2006
First Times
GIANT shorts
During the past week, I made my first purchase in an extra large and tall clothing store. It is the only pair of giant shorts that I own. I am flossing for the first time. I purchased my first ever electric tooth-brush! I love it! It does such a thorough job of removing tartar, and makes cleaning the inside of teeth possible! I am amazed that I have lived without it for most of my life! I only had a microwave oven, VCR, computer systems, mobile phone, cable TV and Internet service! I made my first purchase of lettuce in many years. For the first time, I purchased it in non-head form. It is cleaned, cut and in a transparent plastic bag! Sometimes decadence is necessary! Giant Shorts is not related to World Wide pants of David Letterman.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
What do I do?
I work for Convergys. The account I am working on is Charter Communications. They provide TV, Internet, and Telephone services via fiber optic and coax cable to individual homes. There is no presence of Charter in FL or in NY. I provide customer service and problem resolutions for their telephone service subscribers. I also earn an income from what you will find by clicking the above title.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
The Telephone
Thank you for your telephone calls. I appreciate them very much. It is always possible to reach me by telephone. I have two telephone numbers. As long as I am awake and not employed, I can I answer you live. I can talk with you at the moment you want to. Several times, when I am not home, I have my cell phone with me, and I am willing and able to answer the person as soon as I am notified by music, beeps, vibration, lights, or ring tones. During these times, I frequently get calls on my home phone. I don't know about those until I get home, often at the end of the day. I do not use my call forwarding feature. When I am home, I sometimes have my cell phone off. I many times get people leaving messages on my cell phone voice mail during these times when I am home. I often do not listen to these messages until the next day when I turn on my cell phone. I do not use, or know if I have call forwarding for my mobile phone. If I do not answer my mobile phone, I am probably employed or home. If I am home, I will answer my home VoIP telephone. If I am employed, I will listen to your voice mail from my mobile service. If I do not answer my home phone, I probably will answer my mobile phone. Please listen to my recorded messages, and call my other telephone number. If you don't reach me at 516-770-3766, call me at 321-214-9855. It is cheaper to call my 516 number if you are from the NYC Long Island area. It is cheaper to call my 321 number if you are in the Orlando Florida area. Yet my callers frequently do the reverse. Some people might enjoy spending money and recording their voice. Some people who enjoy saving money , having reliable telephone communication, and are not stupid, use VoIP like Vonage. I do not know people referred to in the last two sentences. While I am writing this, I have two male NY Baby Boomers in mind. I care about them very much. Thank you very much for your telephone calls. I am not employed after 7pm, or all day on Sundays, and Thursdays starting August 17, 2006. When I am home, which is Sundays, or every day after 7pm, you can call me at my home number. That is 321-214-9855. If you are answered by my Internet voice mail, you can record a message, and or call me again at my mobile phone number. I can then answer you when you call me at that number. That number is 321-770-3766. When I am employed, which is every day except Sunday, you can call me at my mobile number. That is 516-770-3766. If I can not answer you, you can leave a voice message on my cellular voice mail service. I am employed on Saturdays. I am home on Sundays. When I am employed, it is between 8am and 7pm.
Saturday, July 29, 2006
If it is red, it was not read.
I will be taking off from employment on Tuesdays August 1 and 8. Then I will be off on Thursdays. I will be working on all Wednesdays. I will continue to be off from employment on Sundays. I will then be off on Thursdays, starting 8/17/06, for an indefinite amount of time. I will be working on all Wednesdays for an indefinite amount of time. I have always been, and will continue to be off on Sundays.
August 8 will be my second and last Tuesday off in succession. After much waiting, cancelled-by-Dr. appointments, and Cardiologists, I have my hopefully first appointment with a Cardiologist on Tuesday, August 8, 2006, at 10:15 am. That is why I arranged to have two Tuesdays off. August 8 will be my second and last Tuesday off in succession.
I will then be off on Thursdays, starting 8/17/06, for an indefinite amount of time. I will be working on all Wednesdays for an indefinite amount of time. I have always been, and will continue to be off on Sundays. My next four days off are Tuesdays and Sundays. I will be working next and all Wednesdays. I will be off on the next two Tuesdays. After that, I will be off on Thursdays as of 8/17/06.
My previous posts are updated, with the additions and revisions changed to the color red. If it is in red, it was not read.
August 8 will be my second and last Tuesday off in succession. After much waiting, cancelled-by-Dr. appointments, and Cardiologists, I have my hopefully first appointment with a Cardiologist on Tuesday, August 8, 2006, at 10:15 am. That is why I arranged to have two Tuesdays off. August 8 will be my second and last Tuesday off in succession.
I will then be off on Thursdays, starting 8/17/06, for an indefinite amount of time. I will be working on all Wednesdays for an indefinite amount of time. I have always been, and will continue to be off on Sundays. My next four days off are Tuesdays and Sundays. I will be working next and all Wednesdays. I will be off on the next two Tuesdays. After that, I will be off on Thursdays as of 8/17/06.
My previous posts are updated, with the additions and revisions changed to the color red. If it is in red, it was not read.
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