BLOW JOB SUCKed

Finally, after many complains, inquires, research, emails, meetings, telephone calls, appointments, visits and attempts, two men came over today, 45 minutes late, after a two hour time frame, successfully completed the job! All of the lint has been sucked out of the duct by a giant truck! The clothing dryer is now finally successfully attached to the vent tubing, and blowing air out the outside dryer vent! Nobody and nothing is giving me hot air anymore!

Also, my long lost Air Cleaning Filter has finally been retrieved from behind the laundry machines! It had fallen behind them any months ago. It is a 3M Filtrete refillable Dust & Pollen Reduction Filter with a 500 Performance Rating. It is approved by the American Lung Association Health House, and cost as much as the cleaning service today! Each new insertion filter lasts 3 months. Blow Job: $89.95. Breathing fresh clean healthy air: Priceless.

The entry posted with the phrase "blow job" has nothing to do with my personal life or interests. It onlyhad to do with the venting system for my drying machine.

Patti helped me do a Practical Orderly Neat job buying and installing a second knob on the laundry room door yesterday during our Productive Organized Nice day.

I have recieved another bill for the ironic day of 09/26/05. It is for HHCSI Emergency Dept. Physician @ $133. That brings my total for that day's event to $418. Remember to click the above links for furthur clarification.

On 11/14/05. I heard and confirmed that I am exempt from meeting quota since I am trained in other areas, and not exclusively permanently in this bank check verifications department. Howerver, I don't want to wait until training by February.

P ON Net

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"P ON Net" is now the name of her Web Log!

Happy Birthday

Lois Ellen 1951
Nancy Ellen Goldfarb 1962
Bruce Frey 195X
My friend from Plainview, Nancy Ellen, was born on 11/16/1962.

Nancy Ellen Bleicher and I met via roommateaccess.com 11/14/2002

Lois Ellen was also born on 11/16, in 1951.

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Original Quotes

MAIL = Messages And Information Letters
My next dog's name: 0-2 D-2 (Odie 2 Dog 2)
Chain Links: Individual franchised or corporate owned retail locations.
CPA = Chiefly Protects Assets
Patti: "Trek or Treat" (Patti is also a former Treker)

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P Over Night

My guest room is available during December 2005. Make a reservation. P and I beat our 11 hour record by 50.5 hours as of 9am today. P helped me be very productive, and get organized back to normal after a month. P is using my old monochrome Palm Pilot. She copied eight CD's for me today! Sunday is now my day off. I took last Saturday off. Saturday will be my day off. I will be off Tuesday and Wednesday with no detriment. I was offered to and did, leave two hours early today without detriment.

I no longer use a mobile phone while I am driving. Driving a car on an on-ramp to the I-4 and answering a cell phone: $210.
Life: Priceless.

11/14/2002 Nancy Ellen Bleicher and I met via roommateaccess.com


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Catherine P. Latane' 1952

Happy Birthday

My best friend ever, Cathy was born on 11/14/1952.

AGE and CHOCOLATE

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE CALCULATION
This is peachy keen.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.. Be sureyou don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not oneof those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 If you haven't, add 1754.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number .

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many timesyou want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

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MY SITE

My site is now named "My Sight". It's all about my vision of how I see the world. My friend suggested renaming my archives to "hindsight". I wear my eyeshades at night. I am growing younger. Me: What do you call a deer with one eye? You: I have no idea. Me: I have no eye deer. I have been using my CPAP. My brother is a CPA. He also was a CFO. This means Chiefly Firing Oneself. FDCPA is Fair Debt Collection Practices Act, and could be First Data Certified Public Accountant. FCRA is Fair Credit Reporting Act. I have been required to know these for F.D.C.

Gina has at the same time, accepted a better position very close to home, and has put in her resignation at FDC as well. Driving a car on an onramp to the I-4 and answering a cell phone: $210. Melanie is as miserable in Check Writers, as I am in Check Verifications. We also both love the opposing position. She is being forced to work in CW, and I am being forced to work in CV! On Wednesday, I left notification to my lesbian supervisor, of my intent to resign on 11/18/05. Yesterday, My lesbian department manager came to me an asked if I would like my days off to be Saturday and Sunday from now on. I said yes. At my request, she will also arrange for me to have my Tuesday and Wednesday off with no pay or penalty for this week. I took today, Saturday off, and have tomorrow Sunday off as well.

ROOM VACANCY

SAFE QUIET UPSCALE PEACEFULL VALUE

General and contact information:

Email: lernerandrew@yahoo.com
Address: Bakewell Court, Lake Mary, 32746.
Rent: $450.00 Per Month (including all utilities)
Security: $450.00
Utilities: (no additional charges) Telephone, Electricity, *Cable Broadband high-speed Internet access, and **Digital TV.
Date Available: December 1, 2005.
Minimum stay: Three months
Household: You and Andrew

Community Information:

TYPE: One-floor, in Two-level condominiums
NEIGHBORHOOD: Hidden Village
AMENITIES: Pool, Spa/hot tub
LOCATION: Lake Mary; I-4 Exit 98, off Lake Mary Blvd, Lake Emma Rd., Greenwood Blvd., 13 miles from Downtown West Orlando
ACCESS: Bus line, Dining, Freeway, Big-Box stores, Movies, Shopping malls, Bike trails, Parks/Recreation

Room Home Share Description:

Floor: Ground, first floor.
Rooms: 2 Beds, 2 Full Baths, Laundry, Dining, Patio, Living, and…
Your Private Room Amenities:
Private Bathroom: Attached private individual independent exclusive full bathroom (with tub + new shower), w/w closet, Computer system*, TV**, Telephone, Iron, board, Linen and towel supplies, new w/w carpeting, central air conditioning, ceiling fan, bed, dressers, desk, night table, clock radios, lamps
Parking: spaces off street are included.
Share: new Washer, new Dryer, Dishwasher, Ovens: electric broil, microwave, & toaster, Yard, and Theater, included.
Kitchen share: Dishes, pots, pans, small appliances, utensils,
Free unlimited telephone usage in continental US, PR, and Canada!


ROOMATE DESCRIPTIONS:

Qualification: Myself// You

Age: 47// 25 - 50
Gender: Male //Male or Female
Orientation: Straight// Straight or Lesbian
Smoker: no.// No.
Drinker: no.// No.
Pets: no. //No.
Children: no. //No.
Cleanliness Clean //Clean


PROFILE INQUIRY

Please cut and paste only the following profile inquiry lists into a new blank email, type in the requested information, and mail it back to me with “room� in the subject line. I look forward to your reply.

PROFILE DATA

Contact date:
Full name:
Phone:
Email:
Source listing this: ANDREW ON-LINE
User ID:
Reason moving:
Town of work:
Dates of work:
Date to move in:
Months of stay:
Age and Occupation:
Furniture bringing:
Children or Pets:
Cleanliness example:
Smoke or Drink:
Visitors:
Work schedule:
Gender and Orientation:
Attraction, needs, or concerns:

FURTHUR DETAILS:

I am a down to earth, clean, organized, direct, open, honest, laid back, and easygoing person, who enjoys hard, heavy, alternative, and rap-metal rock music; and serious or romantic dramas. I need a responsible and quiet person, like myself, to rent out the other bedroom, and separate additional attached full bathroom. I will keep out of your way and respect your privacy. All of the utilities are included! Available, is a quiet beautiful private, completely furnished room, recently painted, with attached private individual exclusive full bathroom with new elaborate push-button showering system installed! It has brand new w/w carpeting, an Eleven-Foot (11’) Closet, and includes your own independent TV and computer systems, bed, dressers, desk, night table, clock radios, telephone, bedding, towels, iron, board, and etcetera! There are brand new high-end washer and dryer laundry machines inside this 2BR Condo! Free unlimited long distance and local telephone usage in your room is included! Free Cable TV, broadband high speed Internet access service, and ceiling fans are included in every room! Central air conditioning is included. There is close, immediate access to many free parking spaces, the patio, and garden, on this ground floor. You can enjoy the kitchen with an elaborate new water filtration system, dishwasher, and dining room, living room with fireplace, and premium 5.1-surround sound theater. This safe community includes use of swimming pool, spa/hot tub, squash court, and more! This Lake Mary exit 98 location is half a mile from I-4, and 12 miles from downtown Orlando! Lake Mary is one of the four finalists, from the state of Florida, on CNN list of 100 finalists, of the best places to live in the U.S.A.!

CONVERGENCE 1.5

All of my self trained skills and experiences involving consumer electronic services and customer service, will converge into my new career opportunity, to which I am way overqualified for. All of my shopping, eating, parks, entertainment, housing, and employment needs are and or will be converging within 1.5 miles, here in Lake Mary - Orlando Florida. I can work, live, shop, eat, exercise, explore, and play in Lake Mary within 1.5 miles! Convergence is also the integration of internet, video, telephony, information, and entertainment.

I will start my employment with a five week formal classroom training course starting on Monday 11/21/05. I will be assisting clients of cable broadband services including telephony, internet, and video access in a telephone call center.

A Technical Support Representative position in the Lake Mary-Orlando location, deals with customers, solve or re-direct their technical inquiries over the phone. I will provide support on software, hardware, Internet and handheld devices. This position requires in-depth knowledge of Windows, Internet and hardware installation. Reps need to be able to pass a background check & a detailed oral technical assessment. This position requires a flexible schedule with various start times that change based on client need.

My new employer is Convergys. I plan to resign my employment at First Data, Telecheck, Daytona Beach. My tenant Michael has informed me today of his intent to move out December 1, 2005 due to an opportunity in Chicago. I'm happy for him. A significant relationship transition developed today. My car has been left overnight for a wheel alignment, due to a collision yesterday. I will be working Wednesday so as to facilitate work completion Thursday morning. My friend has recommended "Andrew On Line". All of these major significant milestone events have converged upon this day. http://andrewlerner.blogspot.com/2005/10/instructions.html
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Two Months and Behind

Two months is beyond my tolerence.
Everyone's quota=500. Many=500-800 Me=100-200
On 11/14/05. I heard and confirmed that I am exempt from meeting quota since I am trained in other areas, and not exclusively permanently in this bank check verifications department. Howerver, I don't want to wait until training by February.

38 mile commute is dangerous, risky, noisy, exhausting, time consuming, and excessively expensive.

Falling asleep during work, nightmares, obscenely unchallenging, boring, tedious, menotinous, repeditive, mundane, and lack the aptitude and eyesight. Promises broken or delayed.

I love Lake Mary. All shopping, all eating, all parks, all entertainment, all housing, all employment. It makes no sense not to work, live, shop, eat, exercise, explore, and play in Lake Mary. Commuting to Daytona Beach is ludicris.

Teletubbies = Fat, gay, and obese women working inTelecheck and First Data.

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F*R*I*E*N*D*S AT DINNER

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Check verification service

A check verification service is a business whose primary work can be defined as essentially maintaining two relational databases: one of personal identities, and the other of bounced checks. They offer their services on a subscription basis to retailers and financial institutions, and their functionality is usually accessed either by telephone or internet. Some banks bundle a level of this service with a business checking account or with a bankcard acceptance program. Some check verification services also offer collection agency service for the civil prosecution of check fraud. Trade names this service is offered under in the U.S. include TeleCheck, Certegy, WelcomeCheck, ChexSystems, SCAN, and Verified

QUIZ FOR YOU AND FRIENDS

1. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you will send.

2.Change all of the answers so that they apply to you.

3.Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. 4.Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you. A " * " (asterisk) indicates an answer from a previous participant.

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT: 2BR 2bath Condo with tenant

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I am listening to one.

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: I dont have a mouse.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? none

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINES? none

6. FAVORITE SMELLS? Fresh Lasagna

7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Rancid Lasagna

8. FAVORITE SOUND? Hard Alternative music.

9. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Knowing someone is hurt.

10. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU FIRST WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? What time is it?

11. FAVORITE COLOR? Those on this site.

12. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? As few as possible

13. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? "Seven."

14. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Friendship, love, affection, happiness.

15. FAVORITE FOOD? Lazagna

16. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No.

17. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Yes.

18. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? yes

19. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? Cool.

20. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Matchbox.

21. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE CELEBRITY WHO WOULD IT BE? Oprah Winfrey

22. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? none

23. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Pisces.

24. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes.

25. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Student

26. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR? I would not.

27. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Maybe

28. FAVORITE MOVIE? Being There

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? yes

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? New clean brown carpeting.

31. FAVORITE NUMBER 666

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? none

33. FAVORITE SIGHT? Lazagna

34. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. There is a huge amount of him.

35. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Gina

36. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY NOT TO RESPOND? My sister.

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MILDRED BARTH 1910 - 2005

My Aunt Mildred died today. My Father is now the last living member of his family. My father was born on 5/19/1915, and is now 90. His virtue is generosity. I am grateful to have been, and continue to be, a beneficiary of this. It is because of his financial assistance, and the immediate support of our immediate tiny family, that has helped me to live privileged in such great comfort, health, and safety while pursuing my happiness. I now have zero (0) Aunts, Uncles, Grand Parents, children, spouse and pets. This does not bother me. However, I have many good friends, a perfect home, tenant, car, and am employed.
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Convergys

Convergys is conversant in the language of outsourcing. The company is one of the world's leading providers of business process outsourcing (BPO) services, such as billing, human resources administration, and customer care. Its Employee Care unit offers outsourcing of benefits and payroll operations, staffing, and training. Its Customer Care division, the largest teleservices business in the US, provides both inbound and outbound call handling for sales, marketing, and support through more than 60 call centers. Convergys also offers bill processing services and provisioning software to telecommunications companies through its Information Management Group.

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First Data, TeleCheck

Paper, plastic, wire, or Internet -- First Data has the means to move the money. The company (through a litany of subsidiaries) covers virtually all the bases when it comes to transaction processing and funds transfer. First Data is parent to money transfer powerhouse Western Union and is a top processor of credit card transactions for merchants and financial institutions. First Data also has units devoted to verifying paper checks (TeleCheck) and issuing credit cards. The US Department of Justice challenged First Data's 2004 purchase of rival Concord EFS over antitrust concerns, but later approved the deal when First Data agreed to divest ATM network NYCE in a sale to Metavante.

Gas in the minivan? Check. Directions to the mall? Check. Shopping list? Check. Checkbook? TeleCheck! TeleCheck International helps all those merchants process all those checks that all those consumers love to write, handling more than 3 billion paper and electronic transactions each year. It provides such services as check guarantee and verification for transactions that occur at the point of sale, over the Internet, and over the telephone, as well as recurring or timed transactions. Clients include retailers, grocers, and financial institutions. Parent First Data is one of the US's largest credit card transaction processors.

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CLICK ME

F*R*I*E*N*D*S

P: 5 hours my house and Uno
Plainview, NY 3 calls returned for 20 minutes
Karl Canty phones second day in a row.
Michael Plainview, NY phones me for 30 mins.
Nancy from Plainview phones me for 30 minutes.
Deb Web, MI e-mails and Y I-Ms with me.
Donna Syosset, NY 5 emails, phone 20 min.

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MY Friend

P is bubbling with life and positive energy. She is the warmest most perceptive, intuitive, and considerate friend. There is a sharp intellect and smart mind that does not take herself, life, or the world too seriously.


P and I are both exceedingly perceptive, open, honest, and share the same sense of humor, values, and outlook on life. Events in life do not phase us. We are both iron butterflies. Together, we will boldly continue our mission to look for things to make us go. We are strong. She runs on the CS operating system. She thinks I am smart.
For those of you who are not former Trekers like us, Paklids, or anyone else, CS is common sense.

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Gina and I got married on 7/18/92

Gina and I were each married on

July 18, 1992

I only married one person in my life. That was Laurie Ellen. I am divorced during all of 2005. Gina is only a friend that I met at my place of employment. Gina phoned me for 20 minutes. Karl called. Patti: Eleven hours at my house, Publix, WaMu, PO, Arby's.

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CLOCKWORK ORANGE DAY 10/31

I created this assemblance of artwork during October 2003, for display in my window every 10/31 since then. Yesterday and today, you or your clocks with have work to do. There is clockwork to do. You have one hour more time to do it in. It is clockwork day. You experience one whole hour twice. After 1:59am daylight savings time, it will be 1am standard time!

It is Orange day today. Orange is the popular color for the Halloween holiday today. That is why I superimposed a clock over a pumpkin. They are symbolic of the two events today, and the clockwork is on something orange.

There are many parallels of commonalities of both this holiday, and the movie titled “A Clockwork Orange�. One similarity of the two subjects is the doorbell. In both, the doorbell warns of scary monsters capable of doing evil heinous terrifying crimes. In both, the goblins wore costumes and cosmetics. In the movie, there was a strict policy not to answer the doorbell so as to avoid any criminal perpetrators. The door was opened, not knowing of the monsters and horror and terror to greet them. On the holiday, there is a policy to instead frequently open the door. Instead, it is expected to see goblins and monsters at the door.

Notice, that in the movie, all of the victims were wearing orange. In my home, I have a strict no-answer doorbell policy. This sign I put in the window, may scare people. That is what this holiday is all about. By this posted sign, I am warning people to go away. I will not answer the door. To me, children are monsters, and I want them to stay away from me. I dread this holiday, and want it to go away.

I do keep an orange lava lamp in my window. It goes on at dusk. 10/31/03 was the last date before 10/01/05 that I was employed full time in a regular position with health and financial coverage. That health insurance via COBRA lasted until 4/31/05.