Bed Breakfast Beyond & Below Capacity

Saturday 11/26 had four (4) people consisting of two couples sleeping over. Starting today Monday 11/28, there will only be me. Michael's wife left Sunday. Michael will leave this morning. He gave me a box of 12 Ferrero Rocher chocolates as a parting gift. I will miss my outstanding Tenant Roommate I found two great roommate candidates who wanted to move in, only to alienate both due to that same fact. A vacancy is unfilled.

Patti and I designed and executed putting banners above the four living room windows as a valance. I hope Bernice does not mind. She gave me many of those banners. Patti fixed yet another door: the pantry door! Patti also cleaned up our Patio. I installed a guest towel rack for the L towels given me by Bernice. I have discovered the other day, that it is Patti, and not Michael Jackson, that is my long lost twin sister. I have given Patti the key to my home. Green Day won another award for the best rock pop album of the year: American Idiot.

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Partner Of Need

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 P Other Names.

I am home alone today

P ANDrew 9/11/2005 AND beyond

Michael Joseph Jackson

Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone

NO KILL I

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EMAIL ADDRESS

Andrew.Lerner@yahoo.com

is my new email address!

Remember the DOT (.) between my name.

WORKING

1) Smith and I Landscaping (partnership) Syosset
2) Porta Systems, Syosset
3) E J Korvettes, Hicksville
4) Schweber Electronics, Westbury
5) Guinan Litho,
6) Lums, RFM, Garden City, NY
7) Abraham and Strauss, Huntington
8) Staff Builders, Levittown
9) Max-Z Distributors (consignment), Bethpage
10) Fortunoff Fine Jewelry, Westbury, Manhattan, Paramus NJ
11) Hoffritz for Cutlery, NY
12) Radio Shack, NY
13) Dover Garage, NY
14) 18th Street Management, NY
15) Sunshine Boys, NY
16) John Jay College, NY
17) North American Philips, NY
18) TMP (Telephone Marketing Programs), NY
19) Westvaco, NY
20) National Publishing, NY
21) Sterling Publishing, NY
22) Cory Auto School, Elmhurst
23) Broadway Driving School, Elmhurst
24) A-Club Driving School, Sunnyside
25) Commodities Exchange Center, WTC NY
26) CMP (Publications), Manhasset
27) Glen Cove Auto School.
28) All Seasons Auto School, Flushing
29) The Wiz Distributors (NBTW), Astoria
30) Manufacturers Hanover, Great Neck
31) Chemical Bank, Great Neck
32) Melmarkets Food Town, Great Neck
33) Stop & Shop, DBA Food Town, Great Neck
34) Topps Appliance City, Westbury
35) Dominos Pizza, Glen Oaks, West Hempstead
36) Choopons (self), Bellerose
37) Bon Appetite Glat Kosher II, Roslyn
38) Office Max, Elmont
39) Pet Land Discounts, Glen Oaks
40) Bayside Federal, Bellerose
41) Kirby Vacuum, Elmont
42) Franklin Square Taxi, Little Neck
43) Bed Bath & Beyond, Manhasset
44) Circuit City, Hicksville
45) Gateway Country, Hicksville
46) The Wiz, Cablevision, Carle Place
47) Micro Center, Westbury
48) DSW, Huntington
49) Pier 1 Imports, NHP
50) Tourneau, RFM, Garden City, NY
51) GMR Marketing LLP (Gateway, Intel), Bay Shore
52) Card Services Financial, Fyitech, Longwood FL
53) Double Tree Guest Suits at the Walt Disney World Resort FL
54) Unemployment Insurance (many times)
55) First Data Corporation: Telecheck, Daytona Beach, FL
56) Convergys, Lake Mary, FL

DATA, THE SECOND NEXT GENERATION

Convergys, and the account that I will be working on, have been extending warm welcomes to me by telephone on my new assignment and position. I will be training starting Monday, 11/22/05, five (5) weeks, from 5pm until 1am. I will sleep from 3 to 11am. I am available to talk on the telephone between 12 and 5pm Monday through Friday. I am also available on Sunday and Saturday between 12pm and 12am. Lunch time for me will only be between 3 and 4pm. Otherwise, I am enjoying the laundry door Patti helped me with.

I am a Technical Support Representative in, and live in, Lake Mary, Orlando area, Florida. I assist clients of my Charter account solve their technical inquiries over the phone. I will provide broadband cable services support on Voice over Inernet Protocal, software, hardware, Internet and handheld devices. This position requires in-depth knowledge of Windows, Internet and hardware installation. This position requires a flexible schedule with various start times that change based on client need.

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Meg Ryan was born today

QUOTE TODAY

I do not question authority. I do not acknowledge its existence, and do not respect anyone accepting to be or have authority. - Andrew Lerner

I don't care what you say anymore cause it's my life.Go ahead with your life and leave me alone. - Billy Joel

MICHAEL BINDER 1945 -

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIXTY (60)

We met in 1999 at Circuit City Hicksville, and have been giving Gateway and other employment to each other ever since. He is my personal Hi Tech Guru.

LAST DAY AT FIRST DATA

LAST DAY IN DAYTONA
I left this company that places data first and individuals last. I was treated as a commodity instead of as an individual.

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BLOW JOB SUCKed

Finally, after many complains, inquires, research, emails, meetings, telephone calls, appointments, visits and attempts, two men came over today, 45 minutes late, after a two hour time frame, successfully completed the job! All of the lint has been sucked out of the duct by a giant truck! The clothing dryer is now finally successfully attached to the vent tubing, and blowing air out the outside dryer vent! Nobody and nothing is giving me hot air anymore!

Also, my long lost Air Cleaning Filter has finally been retrieved from behind the laundry machines! It had fallen behind them any months ago. It is a 3M Filtrete refillable Dust & Pollen Reduction Filter with a 500 Performance Rating. It is approved by the American Lung Association Health House, and cost as much as the cleaning service today! Each new insertion filter lasts 3 months. Blow Job: $89.95. Breathing fresh clean healthy air: Priceless.

The entry posted with the phrase "blow job" has nothing to do with my personal life or interests. It onlyhad to do with the venting system for my drying machine.

Patti helped me do a Practical Orderly Neat job buying and installing a second knob on the laundry room door yesterday during our Productive Organized Nice day.

I have recieved another bill for the ironic day of 09/26/05. It is for HHCSI Emergency Dept. Physician @ $133. That brings my total for that day's event to $418. Remember to click the above links for furthur clarification.

On 11/14/05. I heard and confirmed that I am exempt from meeting quota since I am trained in other areas, and not exclusively permanently in this bank check verifications department. Howerver, I don't want to wait until training by February.

P ON Net

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Happy Birthday

Lois Ellen 1951
Nancy Ellen Goldfarb 1962
Bruce Frey 195X
My friend from Plainview, Nancy Ellen, was born on 11/16/1962.

Nancy Ellen Bleicher and I met via roommateaccess.com 11/14/2002

Lois Ellen was also born on 11/16, in 1951.

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Original Quotes

MAIL = Messages And Information Letters
My next dog's name: 0-2 D-2 (Odie 2 Dog 2)
Chain Links: Individual franchised or corporate owned retail locations.
CPA = Chiefly Protects Assets
Patti: "Trek or Treat" (Patti is also a former Treker)

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P Over Night

My guest room is available during December 2005. Make a reservation. P and I beat our 11 hour record by 50.5 hours as of 9am today. P helped me be very productive, and get organized back to normal after a month. P is using my old monochrome Palm Pilot. She copied eight CD's for me today! Sunday is now my day off. I took last Saturday off. Saturday will be my day off. I will be off Tuesday and Wednesday with no detriment. I was offered to and did, leave two hours early today without detriment.

I no longer use a mobile phone while I am driving. Driving a car on an on-ramp to the I-4 and answering a cell phone: $210.
Life: Priceless.

11/14/2002 Nancy Ellen Bleicher and I met via roommateaccess.com


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Catherine P. Latane' 1952

Happy Birthday

My best friend ever, Cathy was born on 11/14/1952.

AGE and CHOCOLATE

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE CALCULATION
This is peachy keen.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.. Be sureyou don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not oneof those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 If you haven't, add 1754.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number .

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many timesyou want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

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MY SITE

My site is now named "My Sight". It's all about my vision of how I see the world. My friend suggested renaming my archives to "hindsight". I wear my eyeshades at night. I am growing younger. Me: What do you call a deer with one eye? You: I have no idea. Me: I have no eye deer. I have been using my CPAP. My brother is a CPA. He also was a CFO. This means Chiefly Firing Oneself. FDCPA is Fair Debt Collection Practices Act, and could be First Data Certified Public Accountant. FCRA is Fair Credit Reporting Act. I have been required to know these for F.D.C.

Gina has at the same time, accepted a better position very close to home, and has put in her resignation at FDC as well. Driving a car on an onramp to the I-4 and answering a cell phone: $210. Melanie is as miserable in Check Writers, as I am in Check Verifications. We also both love the opposing position. She is being forced to work in CW, and I am being forced to work in CV! On Wednesday, I left notification to my lesbian supervisor, of my intent to resign on 11/18/05. Yesterday, My lesbian department manager came to me an asked if I would like my days off to be Saturday and Sunday from now on. I said yes. At my request, she will also arrange for me to have my Tuesday and Wednesday off with no pay or penalty for this week. I took today, Saturday off, and have tomorrow Sunday off as well.

ROOM VACANCY

SAFE QUIET UPSCALE PEACEFULL VALUE

General and contact information:

Email: lernerandrew@yahoo.com
Address: Bakewell Court, Lake Mary, 32746.
Rent: $450.00 Per Month (including all utilities)
Security: $450.00
Utilities: (no additional charges) Telephone, Electricity, *Cable Broadband high-speed Internet access, and **Digital TV.
Date Available: December 1, 2005.
Minimum stay: Three months
Household: You and Andrew

Community Information:

TYPE: One-floor, in Two-level condominiums
NEIGHBORHOOD: Hidden Village
AMENITIES: Pool, Spa/hot tub
LOCATION: Lake Mary; I-4 Exit 98, off Lake Mary Blvd, Lake Emma Rd., Greenwood Blvd., 13 miles from Downtown West Orlando
ACCESS: Bus line, Dining, Freeway, Big-Box stores, Movies, Shopping malls, Bike trails, Parks/Recreation

Room Home Share Description:

Floor: Ground, first floor.
Rooms: 2 Beds, 2 Full Baths, Laundry, Dining, Patio, Living, and…
Your Private Room Amenities:
Private Bathroom: Attached private individual independent exclusive full bathroom (with tub + new shower), w/w closet, Computer system*, TV**, Telephone, Iron, board, Linen and towel supplies, new w/w carpeting, central air conditioning, ceiling fan, bed, dressers, desk, night table, clock radios, lamps
Parking: spaces off street are included.
Share: new Washer, new Dryer, Dishwasher, Ovens: electric broil, microwave, & toaster, Yard, and Theater, included.
Kitchen share: Dishes, pots, pans, small appliances, utensils,
Free unlimited telephone usage in continental US, PR, and Canada!


ROOMATE DESCRIPTIONS:

Qualification: Myself// You

Age: 47// 25 - 50
Gender: Male //Male or Female
Orientation: Straight// Straight or Lesbian
Smoker: no.// No.
Drinker: no.// No.
Pets: no. //No.
Children: no. //No.
Cleanliness Clean //Clean


PROFILE INQUIRY

Please cut and paste only the following profile inquiry lists into a new blank email, type in the requested information, and mail it back to me with “room� in the subject line. I look forward to your reply.

PROFILE DATA

Contact date:
Full name:
Phone:
Email:
Source listing this: ANDREW ON-LINE
User ID:
Reason moving:
Town of work:
Dates of work:
Date to move in:
Months of stay:
Age and Occupation:
Furniture bringing:
Children or Pets:
Cleanliness example:
Smoke or Drink:
Visitors:
Work schedule:
Gender and Orientation:
Attraction, needs, or concerns:

FURTHUR DETAILS:

I am a down to earth, clean, organized, direct, open, honest, laid back, and easygoing person, who enjoys hard, heavy, alternative, and rap-metal rock music; and serious or romantic dramas. I need a responsible and quiet person, like myself, to rent out the other bedroom, and separate additional attached full bathroom. I will keep out of your way and respect your privacy. All of the utilities are included! Available, is a quiet beautiful private, completely furnished room, recently painted, with attached private individual exclusive full bathroom with new elaborate push-button showering system installed! It has brand new w/w carpeting, an Eleven-Foot (11’) Closet, and includes your own independent TV and computer systems, bed, dressers, desk, night table, clock radios, telephone, bedding, towels, iron, board, and etcetera! There are brand new high-end washer and dryer laundry machines inside this 2BR Condo! Free unlimited long distance and local telephone usage in your room is included! Free Cable TV, broadband high speed Internet access service, and ceiling fans are included in every room! Central air conditioning is included. There is close, immediate access to many free parking spaces, the patio, and garden, on this ground floor. You can enjoy the kitchen with an elaborate new water filtration system, dishwasher, and dining room, living room with fireplace, and premium 5.1-surround sound theater. This safe community includes use of swimming pool, spa/hot tub, squash court, and more! This Lake Mary exit 98 location is half a mile from I-4, and 12 miles from downtown Orlando! Lake Mary is one of the four finalists, from the state of Florida, on CNN list of 100 finalists, of the best places to live in the U.S.A.!

CONVERGENCE 1.5

All of my self trained skills and experiences involving consumer electronic services and customer service, will converge into my new career opportunity, to which I am way overqualified for. All of my shopping, eating, parks, entertainment, housing, and employment needs are and or will be converging within 1.5 miles, here in Lake Mary - Orlando Florida. I can work, live, shop, eat, exercise, explore, and play in Lake Mary within 1.5 miles! Convergence is also the integration of internet, video, telephony, information, and entertainment.

I will start my employment with a five week formal classroom training course starting on Monday 11/21/05. I will be assisting clients of cable broadband services including telephony, internet, and video access in a telephone call center.

A Technical Support Representative position in the Lake Mary-Orlando location, deals with customers, solve or re-direct their technical inquiries over the phone. I will provide support on software, hardware, Internet and handheld devices. This position requires in-depth knowledge of Windows, Internet and hardware installation. Reps need to be able to pass a background check & a detailed oral technical assessment. This position requires a flexible schedule with various start times that change based on client need.

My new employer is Convergys. I plan to resign my employment at First Data, Telecheck, Daytona Beach. My tenant Michael has informed me today of his intent to move out December 1, 2005 due to an opportunity in Chicago. I'm happy for him. A significant relationship transition developed today. My car has been left overnight for a wheel alignment, due to a collision yesterday. I will be working Wednesday so as to facilitate work completion Thursday morning. My friend has recommended "Andrew On Line". All of these major significant milestone events have converged upon this day. http://andrewlerner.blogspot.com/2005/10/instructions.html
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Two Months and Behind

Two months is beyond my tolerence.
Everyone's quota=500. Many=500-800 Me=100-200
On 11/14/05. I heard and confirmed that I am exempt from meeting quota since I am trained in other areas, and not exclusively permanently in this bank check verifications department. Howerver, I don't want to wait until training by February.

38 mile commute is dangerous, risky, noisy, exhausting, time consuming, and excessively expensive.

Falling asleep during work, nightmares, obscenely unchallenging, boring, tedious, menotinous, repeditive, mundane, and lack the aptitude and eyesight. Promises broken or delayed.

I love Lake Mary. All shopping, all eating, all parks, all entertainment, all housing, all employment. It makes no sense not to work, live, shop, eat, exercise, explore, and play in Lake Mary. Commuting to Daytona Beach is ludicris.

Teletubbies = Fat, gay, and obese women working inTelecheck and First Data.

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