Friday, March 31, 2006

Bird and cat



April Monday - Friday
10 9:00 AM 6:00 PM
11 8:30 AM 5:30 PM
12 10:00 AM 7:00 PM
13 8:30 AM 5:30 PM
14 8:30 AM 5:30 PM

David Lester, Thank you for introducing yourself, and giving me the information sheet! It is the first time a TL has formally introduced their self, and gave me instructions and expectations. It is the best initial communication I have received from anybody since I heard of Convergys! I am glad to finally have something that outlines, and helps me to understand this adherence policy. I received an absence since I did not know how to use the uto system properly. I thought I had requested that day, ten days in advance. This is the first time I have been given by a TL, his telephone number, location, and policies up front, instead of weeks later, indirectly. This is the first time I have a TL email address. I am delighted! Thank you! I am glad you keep my schedules at your desk, and a folder for me. It took me months to indirectly find out I had these things saved for me. I never knew a TL' schedule before. This is terrific to know yours! I am delighted to meet you, and have you as my TL. Why do I keep getting a new TL? I am still learning what a TL is for. What does IVR stand for? I would like to learn what to look at in PPM, what the various acronyms stand for, what statistics are based on, how to interpret them, and what and how I should adjust myself. I have made many comments in ppm over the past several weeks, and would like you to read them. Do these statistics in PPM have a baring on my employment? I wish I had a reliable source to find out what my job is and how to do it since I started. I am not sure If I am neglecting responsibilities. Example: KMS forms that say "coaching". Is there a way I can email you here at Converges, as opposed to the internet elsewhere like this one? I look forward to talking with you. Andrew Lerner 100165120

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Finally, for the First Time!

This is the first time I finally commuted to work driving my bicycle! The weather has been perfect for months: 68 - 80F, no rain or wind. The following times are now confirmed!
Home and Convergys in Lake Mary:

By taxi: 1.7 miles and 9 minutes
By car: 1.5 miles and 11 minutes
By bike: 1.1 miles and 11 minutes*
By walk: 1.1 miles and 30 minutes
By flight: 0.9 mile and 4 minutes
What say you? I'd like to know.
*Bicycling to destination does not include a six minute preparation time. I plan to bike the commute twice daily.
Alan, who moved in 2/1, will stay through May.
I received my third turntable on 3/28/06.


Sunday, March 26, 2006

Moose and squirrel




March__Monday - Friday

27 08:30 AM - 05:30 PM
28 11:00 AM - 08:00 PM
29 08:30 AM - 05:30 PM
30 08:30 AM - 05:30 PM
31 08:00 AM - 05:00 PM



April __Monday - Friday


3 08:30 AM - 05:30 PM
4 08:30 AM - 05:30 PM
5 10:00 AM - 07:00 PM
6 08:30 AM - 05:30 PM
7 08:30 AM - 05:30 PM


Any resemblance of the squirrel and President George W. Bush are purely coincidental. No offence to the squirrel community intended.

Friday, March 24, 2006

IT WORKS, AND WELL! Cost 99cents

The turntable that I received today works and sounds very well! Nothing sounds as good as a long playing 33 1/3 vinal record! I have been deprived for years now! It sounds awesome! I look forward to getting my audiophile turntable restored near Albany NY. The reason for purchasing the turntable for $30.99 is to last me during the time I have my expensive vintage precision turntable shipped to and from NY for restoration. It will cost hundreds of dollars and many months. I am glad that I dont have to go to NY. By the way,:

I LOVE LIVING HERE IN FLORIDA!

http://www.everythingradio.com/how_to_ship_a_radio.htm
Shipping Address- Scott's TV / For Your Listening Pleasure 368 Clinton Street, Binghamton, NY 13905 Voice (607)-797-0066
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What say you? I'd like to know.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Holly Hunter, born in 1958

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if any one is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first twenty to thirty years of your life, is now a cause for panic, and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message to.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to! HAVE A GREAT DAY

The above was received from Nancy. Click here for my Meg Ryan page.
Click here for Sharon Stone, 3/10/58

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Buffer Worthy


The following responses are shown in chronological order from 3/12-19/2006

hi any chnace the buffer is still up for grabs? if so i'd love it thanks Gary

im interested send me number ad adress i can pick up sounds interesting I work in Staten Island and will be passing the mall this morning and possible this afternoon. Maybe the same tomorow. Could you call my cell phone @ 718 687 0099? My name is Jim Thanks"jmccabe" <jmccabe9@nyc.rr.com>

just wanted any old or anticated good no need for you to choose from welcome to my house in jn and you will be happy to leave for me that buffer with all the parts. let me know if you welcome or let me know if I sop by to se what you have ....thanks .rachid 201=895-1719

hey this reminds me of my grandad's floor buffer and equipment something like this should be spoken for if not i like to take it off ya hands I opened my own business and money is tight. I have a slate floor that really needs a buff and wax. If I could have it, it would go to a good home. You can call me at (917)405-9815 Thanks for the offer John

Hi there, I'm interested in the waxer/buffer because just today I went into contract buying my first house (so excited!!!). So now, I'm browsing Craigslist to find what I can to fix it up and fill it up, and the waxer/buffer would sure come in handy as I'm ripping up the 1970s carpeting and going to attempt to refinish the floors. Please let me know if this fits with your intentions. Thanks for your time, Kim

My floors need buffering i also work as a super attendant at a 31 family building and they have wax floors do you think i can use the equipment for my lobby and make it look new again

I don’t if I want the buffer, but the 78’s I would like to look at. I have a collection of my fathers old 78’s that I have had over the years. If you are parting with them please email me back. Thanks "Perez, Craig" <Craig.Perez@nycha.nyc.gov>

are you giving away the newspapers and records too? I'm making a montage of the last 2 centuries to present to children around the city and I would be interested to have some for the project. Thanks for your time

Hi my name this Judith I also live in SI and I have wood floor in all the room's of my apartment. I feel it would be a nice way to take care of my floor and it looks like it's light weight for me.The other thing I like this what you have the instruction wish will make it much easer,so if you like you can call at 718-967-8679 thank you

Good Morning, My husband and I just finish cutting our floor and waxing it. How ever the machine that we used didn't cut a good we would have liked. Plus we need to return it to the person that we had to pay money to in order to use it. Long story short we need to cut the floor again not to mention the other rooms in the house that we were not able to get to. Please call us ASAP at 347 602-8373 so that we can arrange a time and a place time to pick up. Thank you for your time in advance. Sherene

Hi! I see you posted a Regina Waxer - but I was more interested in the Records and Papers! Any chance that any of these items are still available? I know you say for free - but I can compensate with a few Museum of Natural History tickets (includes Butterfly, IMAX and Darwin Exhibits). Thanks for any info. Warren

Are you giving away those old newspapers and records too?

Hello. Are you giving away all of those newspapers and records? If you are, I'll come pick them up. Thank you for your time. -Jennifer

My dad has the waxer/buffer pictured on CL... i bet he would get a kick out of having other pads and maybe some extra parts

Hi, Do you still have the waxer and records, etc? If so can you tell me where in SI you are located. I am in Great Kills. Thank you, Claudie

Hi... My name is Vincent,, i noticed you have a coleection of records??? which music???? Blues by any chance???? and are they for sale??? or giveaway???? please let me know , thank you.............

hi, my name is david im interested in the buffer machine, i plan on re doing my baby's room floor please call me back 917-567-6573

Who is most worthy or reciving the buffer? Please tell me your choice and or opinion.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Express yourself, not "expressions"

In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms and legs are "limbs," therefore painting them would cost the buyer more. Hence the expression, .Okay, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.
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As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year (May and October)! Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men could afford good wigs made from wool. They couldn't wash the wigs, so to clean them they would carve out a loaf of bread, put the wig in the shell, and bake it for 30 minutes. The heat would make the wig big and fluffy, hence the term "big wig." Today we often use the term "here comes the Big Wig" because someone appears to be or is powerful and wealthy. **************************************************************
In the late 1700s, many houses consisted of a large room with only one chair. Commonly, a long wide board folded down from the wall, and was used for dining. The "head of the household" always sat in the chair while everyone else ate sitting on the floor Occasionally a guest, who was usually a man, would be invited to sit in this chair during a meal. To sit in the chair meant you were important and in charge. They called the one sitting in the chair the "chair man" Today in business, we use the _expression or title "Chairman" or "Chairman of the Board."
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Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result, many women and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women would spread bee's wax over their facial skin to smooth out their complexions. When they were speaking to each other, if a woman began to stare at another woman's face she was told, "mind your own bee's wax." Should the woman smile, the wax would crack, hence the term "crack a smile" In addition, when they sat too close to the fire, the wax would melt . . . therefore, the expression "losing face."
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Ladies wore corsets, which would lace up in the front. A proper and dignified woman, as in "straight laced". . . wore a tightly tied lace. **************************************************************
Common entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a tax levied when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the "Ace of Spades." To avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards instead. Yet, since most games require 52 cards, these people were thought to be stupid or dumb because they weren't playing with a full deck.

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Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what the people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TVs or radios, the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and bars. They were told to "go sip some ale" and listen to people's conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were dispatched at different times. .You go sip here. and You go sip there. The two words .go sip. were eventually combined when referring to the local opinion and, thus we have the term gossip.
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At local taverns, pubs, and bars, people drank from pint and quart-sized containers. A bar maid's job was to keep an eye on the customers and keep the drinks coming. She had to pay close attention and remember who was drinking in "pints" and who was drinking in quarts, hence the term .minding your Ps and Qs.
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One more: bet you didn't know this! In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannons fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. However, how to prevent them from rolling about the deck? The best storage method devised was a square-based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem...how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding or rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round indentations. However, if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make "Brass Monkeys." Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannonballs would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite literally, Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. (All this time were you thinking that it was a vulgar slang expression?)

The above was received from Nancy of Planinview

Friday, March 17, 2006

Green Day


Bill Maher has been a favorite person of mine for some time. These were his closing remarks on his show the other night:

Mr. President, this job can’t be fun for you any more. There’s no more money to spend—you used up all of that. You can’t start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard is bare, and the credit cards maxed out. No one is speaking to you. Mission accomplished.” “Now it’s time to do what you’ve always done best: lose interest and walk away. Just like you did with your military service, the oil company and the baseball team. It’s time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you’re saying: there’s so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don’t. I know, I know. There’s a lot left to do.


There’s a war with Venezuela, Eliminating the sales tax on yachts, Turning the space program over to the church, handing over Social Security to Fannie Mae, and giving embryos the vote.” “But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You’ve performed so poorly I’m surprised that you haven’t given yourself a medal. You’re a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes.” “On your watch, we’ve lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans. Maybe you’re just not lucky. I’m not saying you don’t love this country. I’m just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.” “So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: ‘Take a hint.’ The above was received from Sibling.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

My Priorities

More people like G. W. Bush as little as I do, than ever before! Congress has approved a national debt equal to $30,000.00 for every person in this country. A preemptive strike on other nations like Iran and Korea are now part of our national policy against terrorism.

The other day, I went online to my pharmacy web site. I chose two medications to be refilled. My insurance and credit card are on file to be processed automatically. All I need do after work along my path home, is pick them up as I pass by the outside window.

Later that day, I finally receive my new medication prescription benefit card effective 3/1/06. It is almost identical to my previous one that expired on 2/28/06. The only differences are that "Convergys" is on it instead of "First Data", and two numbers are different.

Because of time restraints, and to avoid any problems, I resorted to telephoning the pharmacy, in addition to updating the information online. One of my medications was approved for charge at the usual $5 co-payment from my ending insurance. I asked that it be re-submitted with my new insurance plan. It ended up costing me more than a $20 co-payment.

Some of the reasons I enjoy leaving work at 6pm every day are:
1) Driving home at dusk is the only time in any 24-hour period I need not wear shades for my eyes.
2) I precede the water sprinklers aimed along my home entrance walkway that go on at 7pm. (not pedestrian friendly)
3) I get to see my lava lamp on in my window, which goes on at exactly 6pm, via fiber optics from miles away.
4) It is still daylight when I leave work.
5) I am saving a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by living in Florida.
The reason for purchasing the turntable for $30.99 is to last me during the time I have my expensive vintage precision turntable shipped to and from NY for restoration. It will cost hundreds of dollars and many months. I am glad that I do not need to go to NY. I plan to post all of the replies to the buffer advertisement with its picture.

I received my brand new bi-aural professional headsets today, which I purchased directly from Plantronics in Kansas, for $120.00. My material priorities with 14 representing last place:
1) Food.
2) High speed Internet connection
3) Computer systems
4) UPS (Uninterrupted Power Supply)
5) Air conditioning
6) Audio and video systems
7) Other electronic devices
8) Condo
9) Clothing
10) Automobile
11) Furniture
12) Traveling
13) Children
14) The Military

The prices of UPS are DOWN. Protect yourself from BROWN outs. (UPS stands for both Uninterrupted Power Supply and United Parcel Service. Brown refers to both a decrease in power, and the UPS Company color. UP is the opposite of Down.)

English homonyms and paradoxes

Can you read these right the first time?
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers/ It reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
PS. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .

There is a two-letter word that perhaps Has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP."
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.
And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so it is time to shut UP!
Oh...one more thing:
What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night? U-P
The above was received from Donna in Plainview.

The prices of UPS are DOWN. Protect yourself from BROWN outs. (UPS stands for both Uninterrupted Power Supply and United Parcel Service. Brown refers to both a decrease in power, and the UPS Company’s color. UP is the opposite of Down.)

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Turntable 99 cents

eBay: Philips FPB 360 belt drive record player turntable (item 5877123600 end time Mar-14-06 12:07:06 PST)

You won the item! View larger picture

Winning bid: US $0.99 Ended: Mar-14-06 12:07:06 PST
Shipping costs: US $30.00Other (see description)
Item location: Snellville, GA United States
History: 1 bid Winning bidder: lernerandrew ( 13)
Starting time: Mar-07-06 12:07:06 PST
Starting bid: US $0.99
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Member: since Mar-22-04 in United States
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This auction was for a Philips FPB 360 belt-drive automatic return turntable. This table works perfectly, except that when you apply the record brush to a spinning record, too much pressure will actually stop the table, and therefore I usually set the speed to 45 while I clean the record, and back to 33 to play... Turntable is missing a foot, but I still have part of the foot, and that can be used to balance.
Buyer will pay actual s&h. Weight is approx. 20-30 lbs.


The cost of this other turntable to the right is approximately $13,434.96
The shipping is $0.00!

Monday, March 13, 2006

Vintage Regina Waxer Buffer


Reply to: sale-141382455@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-12, 11:38PM
Regina buffer with brushes, pads, and original instructions from 1950's use with paste wax. It is in excellent working condition! Tell me why you want it. You must pick it up in or around near Staten Island Mall Staten Island if I choose you.

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Hug and kiss


The above copon is from Pat PON

Dear lernerandrew,
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Friday, March 10, 2006

Star Trek 1966 - 2005 has died.

02.03.2005 Star Trek: Enterprise Cancelled!
After four seasons, Star Trek: Enterprise has reached the end of its mission ...
PRESS RELEASE
UPN and Paramount Network Television have jointly announced that this will be the final season of Star Trek: Enterprise on UPN. [Production will continue until the end of this season, which will finish shooting in March.] The series finale will air on Friday, May 13, 2005.
"Star Trek has been an important part of UPN's history, and Enterprise has carried on the tradition of its predecessors with great distinction," said Dawn Ostroff, President, Entertainment, UPN. "We'd like to thank Rick Berman, Brannon Braga and an incredibly talented cast for creating an engaging, new dimension to the Star Trek universe on UPN, and we look forward to working with them, and our partners at Paramount Network Television, on a send-off that salutes its contributions to The Network and satisfies its loyal viewers."
David Stapf, President of Paramount Network Television, said, "The creators, stars and crew of Star Trek: Enterprise ambitiously and proudly upheld the fine traditions of the Star Trek franchise. We are grateful for their contributions to the legacy of Trek and commend them on completing nearly 100 exciting, dramatic and visually stunning episodes. All of us at Paramount warmly bid goodbye to Enterprise, and we all look forward to a new chapter of this enduring franchise in the future."
A prequel to the original "Star Trek" series, STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE premiered on UPN on Sept. 26, 2001, and aired for its first three seasons on Wednesdays (8:00-9:00PM, ET/PT). On Oct. 8, 2004, STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE moved into its current time on Fridays (8:00-9:00PM, ET/PT). Through its four-year run, STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE produced a total of 98 episodes and earned four Emmy Awards. The above was posted on My Sight 3/13/06

Sunday, March 05, 2006

A Bad Day

There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. It bothers me to see a man crying." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fell asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The taxi driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the Gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison...

Saturday, March 04, 2006

I Wanna Be Sedated


RAMONES LYRICS

"I Wanna Be Sedated"

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go....
Just put me in a wheelchair and put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go...
Just put me in a wheelchair...
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated

Friday, March 03, 2006

FLy NY 5/3/06 $79*

Starting May 3, JetBlue will launch nonstop service between New York City/La Guardia and Orlando, FL. Introductory fares will be ranging from $79* to $99* each way!


2/28/06 now has a posting.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Convergys day

MHT/Chemical 401K, Ridgewood Savings Bank IRAs, NY, WaMu, IRA, First Data 401K, UHC (United Health Care), 401K, Lake Mary, Florida, Medco, life, add life, auto, health, vision, AD/D, LTD, STD, PTO, PTO, dental, indefinite employment, WWW, checkless, cashless, paperless, 100% consolidated electronic 1.5 mile car optional lifestyle.