Monday, July 30, 2007

Pen Again

Pen again $9.95 Pen Again Most Comfortable Pen In Our History The Pen Again with its new, soft ergonomic grip, is the most comfortable pen we,ve tested in our many years in business and it improves writing legibility The pen is designed to fit your hand, reducing pain and stress on your joints. Its organic form contours to the hand's natural position when the hand is relaxed. The pen slides easily into your grip and seves as a perfect extension of your fingers. A new favorite of many with and without hand problems. Retractible point, pocket clip, black ink. Comes with 2 refills. Addtional refills are also available.

Sunday, July 29, 2007


Lake Mary, Rated by Money Magazine as the #4 best place to live in America in the August 2007 issue.
4. Lake Mary, Fla. Population: 13,200 Median home price (2006): $321,173 Average property taxes (2005): $2,419Pros: Big-economy jobs, small-town feel, no income tax. Lake Mary may be only 30 minutes from Orlando and 45 from Daytona Beach, but residents have plenty of shopping, restaurants and events in their own backyard. There are lakes for boating and fishing, and the Timacuan golf course lies in the center of town. On weekdays, the Lake Mary job population rockets from less than 14,000 to more than 35,000 as commuters arrive. Rockets can also be seen going up at the Kennedy Space Center. Housing prices have been on the rise, but a four-bedroom, three-bath house can still be had for $300,000. Click on the title above, and every title, always.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Monday, July 23, 2007

South Park

I love South Park! It is amazing and unfortunate that I did not discover it until recently! It was an incentive to get my first DVR the other week. How did I survive without a DVR my whole life, let alone South Park? Now I have ten days, each with three episodes, on my DVR. The title of this posting is "South Park". Please click on it for more information on South Park. This was originally posted on 6/15/07.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

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Friday, July 20, 2007


Face Smashed Into Concrete!
Electricity Suspended!....Tatto put onto arm!
Exposed Behind Clear Glass!
Ate 4-Year Old Food!.... Last Day of Job!

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I dove into my 6' pool last week. I scraped the back of my hands to save my face. I had a power outage for two hours. I put a temporary tattoo of Homer Simpson on my arm. I started making plastic window decals. I finished eating food purchased in NY from years ago. I started a new position today. It is the same company, same desk, same PC, and same co-workers. However, we are all now doing this new job. It is much busier and more work.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Odie Zephron Lerner

Odie, her name-sake to the left, was adopted by me on this date, twenty years ago. She was a Whippet/Shepard, born in May, 1987.

Liquid Ice

This is a copy of self-adhesive labels that surround the bottles I bring to work each day. If you click on it, and then go to its own web page, you can click to save it. Then you can print it out and put it on your own plastic bottles. However, I would need to fill it with product. The resolution and colors were compromised for web display purposes.

I made this label from scratch. I am very proud of myself with the professional job I did. Please click on the title of this and every posting. Please click on the picture for a large detailed view.

Contains: Water, purified by reverse osmosis, triple filtration & bottled by &rew Lerner @ 943 Bakewell Ct. Lake Mary, FL. Call 321.214.9855 516.770.3766 &rew Lerner Custom Creations
Improvements to the label include the phrase "Re-usable Container" in word-art. Dioxins are highly poisonous to the cells of our bodies. Don't freeze your plastic bottles with water in them as this releases dioxins from the plastic. Click on title for Reverse Osmosis.

Friday, July 13, 2007

&rew Lerner Custom Creations

&rew Lerner
Custom Creations
Cards, Clothing, Window Decals, Logos, Stickers, Slogans,Websites
I made this card from scratch. I am proud of myself with the professional job I did. Please click on the title of this and every posting. Please click on the picture for a large detailed view.

Monday, July 09, 2007

What Is NT?

Neurotypical syndrome is a neurobiological disorder characterized by preoccupation with social concerns, delusions of superiority, and obsession with conformity. (click here)

Neurotypical individuals often assume that their experience of the world is either the only one, or the only correct one. NTs find it difficult to be alone. NTs are often intolerant of seemingly minor differences in others. When in groups NTs are socially and behaviorally rigid, and frequently insist upon the performance of dysfunctional, destructive, and even impossible rituals as a way of maintaining group identity. NTs find it difficult to communicate directly, and have a much higher incidence of lying as compared to persons on the autistic spectrum.

NT is believed to be genetic in origin. Autopsies have shown the brain of the neurotypical is typically smaller than that of an autistic individual and may have overdeveloped areas related to social behavior.

Could I be NT? Take the Online NT Screening Test. You have to figure out your test manualy, yourself. The "Calculate Score" button link does not work.
This is a list of the answers I gave to the questions. First, is the number of the question. Second, is the number of the multiple choice answer that I chose for myself. 1) 4, 2) 4, 3) 2, 4) 1, 5) 4, 6) 4, 7) 3, 8) 4, 9) 4, 10) not 2

Friday, July 06, 2007

Simpsons Movie Penis

There is an image that involves Bart eagerly accepting Homer's dare to skateboard at high speed to Krusty Burger, naked. After a series of blocked views, there is a fleeting glimpse of the 10-year-old's yellow penis. Fortunately for the producers, Fox, the British Board of Film Classification has taken a liberal approach. A spokeswoman said: "Natural nudity with no sexual content is acceptable in PG films. The Simpsons film marks 20 years since the television debut of The Simpsons.

Bar Code

If you don't ask me about this, I will suspect you have not looked at this.

Contributed by Alan DaCosta

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Aspects of Aspergers & Sex

Why coworkers? Many people with Asperger Syndrome obsess on some things to the Nth degree. Many of them work in their field of obsession, or become obsessed in their work, leaving them less time for a social life outside work. People with Asperger Syndrome may also lack the inclination or ability to make friends outside work, with the exception perhaps of dedicated communities such as the Linux community. They are likely to find coworkers with similar personalities, and if they are interested in their work too, then they share a common interest there.

Why asexual? For some people with Asperger Syndrome, getting a significant other is not worth it, not possible, or a combination of the two. Even when people put sexual relationships on the backburner, it does not mean they do not have sexual needs, just that they are not being met: presumably Einstein needed to eat, but he paid so little attention to it that his wives/caregivers had to remind him to eat.

Why prostitutes? It is easy to say that as they cannot "get laid" easily without paying, people with Asperger Syndrome may have to resort to a "business transaction", but this is not the full story. Not being too concerned about social norms is another point. People with Asperger Syndrome may also feel an affinity with prostitutes and other outsiders as they are outsiders themselves and would not obey the social norms, which would otherwise discourage treating them with respect.

People With Asperger Syndrome And Their Sex Lives

Albert Einstein
contributed to quantum mechanics, discovered the theory of relativity (possibly with unacknowledged help from his first wife) and spent his final years searching for a grand unified theory. He spoke out against Nazi Germany, encouraged the formation of the Manhattan Project, and was offered presidency of Israel.
Symptoms: He was physically clumsy and was slow in learning to speak. He faced bullying, often motivated by anti-Semitism.

Sexual history: Einstein's first marriage was to Mileva Maric, a fellow student. His second marriage was to his cousin Elsa Lowenthal. He cheated on both wives and had escorts during his second marriage. After the death of his second wife, Elsa's daughter and his secretary cared for him.

Bill Gates is a multi billionaire and co-founder of Microsoft, currently under investigation for the methods he took on his path to becoming a very high functioning autistic.

Symptoms: Time Magazine noted similarities between the New Yorker's article on autism "An Anthropologist on Mars" and an article in the following edition called "E-mail from Bill". Those with an anti-Gates agenda and people interested in autism have promoted the idea.

Sexual history: He wrote a class scheduling program rigged so that he would be the only male in one of his classes. It is widely believed that Bill Gates was into prostitutes before his marriage to Microsoft employee Melinda French.

For Fictional Characters With Asperger Syndrome, click here.