Monday, January 30, 2006

PUNS to ponder

I enjoy music from the groups POD, Puddle Of Mudd, and Scum of the Earth. The second group can be abbreviated as P.O.M. The dog's name is Brian. What say you? I'd like to know. PON is an acronym I frequently come accross in my position. It stands for Porting Over Number. This refers to bringing a telephone number from one telephone carrier to another. This can be any combination of Cell, POTTS, or VoIP."She Hates Me" is a well known song by Puddle of Mud. The lyrics of the song include "She fucken hates me". This song title or its lyrics has nothing to do with my personal life or interests. The entry posted with the phrase "blow job" has nothing to do with my personal life or interests. It onlyhad to do with the venting system for my drying machine.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Working @ My Employer

MUCH TIME IS USED DURING CALL AND After Call Work, DUE TO TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO DO MY JOB FOR THE FIRST TIME. I DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO FIRST AND THEN WHAT THE PROCEDURE IS. IT IS A SEVERELY SLOW WAY TO LEARN HOW TO DO MY JOB. YET, I AM GRADED ASSUMING I KNOW HOW TO DO MY JOB. I DO NOT. I AM MAKING PROGRESS. IT IS SLOW GOING. IT IS Analogous TO READING A BOOK WHILE DRIVING A CAR. STRUGGLING EACH CALL DUE TO LACK OF FUNDAMENTAL KNOWLEDGE. There is LONG WAIT TIMES FOR the HELP QUE. I am TRYING HARD TO LEARN WHAT BILLING IS ALL ABOUT, WHAT TO USE, AND HOW. TRYING BEST TO COMPENSATE FOR VERY NEGATIVE "TRAINING" EXPERIENCE. ERRORS AND PROBLEMS DUE TO NOT KNOWING HOW TO USE TIME KEEPING AND OTHER SYSTEMS PROGRAMS BREAKS LONG LEARNING FROM SENIOR AGENTS, PHOTO COPY HELPFUL NOTES + TOOLS TO DO MY JOB MORE EFFICIENTLY. SLOW AND HARD TO LEARN BY WHILE TAKING CALLS. NO TIME TO LEARN AND RETAIN WHEN DONE FOR ME BY SENIOR AGENTS. WOULD HAVE BEEN PREPARED IF the CURRICULUM was ADHERED TO, and there was LESS GAMES, CHATS, BREAKS, BETTER DISCIPLINE, MORE AND SLOWER DETAILED EXPLANATIONS AND DESCRIPTIONS. Learning would have been better with LESS DISTRACTION FROM NOISY THREATENING CLASS. It was a POOR LEARNING ATMOSPHERE. BOOKS were either NOT GONE OVER, OR GIVEN out Too LATE. There was ABANDONMENT OF INSTRUCTOR TO HELP ME. FAVORITISM was given TO COMPLAINING STUDENTS NOT READY FOR THIS POSITION. I HAVE THE APTITUDE, EXPERIENCE, AND INTELLIGENCE TO DO THIS JOB IF GIVEN THE PROPER SUPPORT, TRAINING, AND TIME. I CAN AND WILL BE A STRONG ASSET FOR THIS COMPANY IF GIVEN THE INVESTMENT. I HAVE FELT STRESSED, NERVOUS, AND THREATENED BY THE EXTREME UNPROFESSIONAL ATMOSPHERE AND PERCEIVED IMPRESSION OF the COMPANY AND POSITION. I AM LEARNING, AND GETTING MORE COMPETENT. I CAN DO THIS JOB OR ANY OTHER POSITION I WAS OFFERED DURING MY INITIAL INTERVIEW. I DID NOT KNOW THIS JOB WOULD BE BILLING. I WAS EXPECTING TECHNICAL SUPPORT. I HAVE YEARS OF SALES EXPERIENCE WITH HAND HELD AND DESK TOP COMPUTERS. I HAVE USED PALM PRODUCTS FOR MANY YEARS, AND WELL FAMILIAR. What say you? I'd like to know.

The four weeks of classroom training were miserable, inefficient, and ineffective. I found most of the trainees in my class to be loud, noisy, boisterous, crude, urban, impatient, uninhibited, bold, rude, sloppy, assertive, aggressive, rowdy, hedonistic, apathetic, audacious, promiscuous, lazy, impulsive, vulgar, juvenile, and hedonistic. I also found them spontaneous, upfront, honest, forthright, open, and blunt. I am most unprepared for my employment position.What say you? I'd like to know.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Telephone Me.

I welcome receiving telephone calls from you. I will not be able to answer a call by you, live, during the following schedule. I also am not usually available 45 minutes before and after this schedule. It is on the telephone that I can answer any specific questions that you may have. If there is an emergency, and you need to get to me immediately during my employment schedule, Call the number in my email to you.
Mon 1/30/06 10:30 AM - 07:30 PM Tue 1/31/06 11:00 AM - 08:00 PM
Wed 2/1/06 10:30 AM - 07:30 PM Thu 2/2/06 11:30 AM - 08:30 PM
Fri 2/3/06 10:30 AM - 07:30 PM
I am not employed during Sundays & Saturdays. Visits and telephone calls are welcome during these days, as I am home.

I am willing to visit with anybody I know in NY, any date or time, as long as it is in Florida. What say you? I'd like to know.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

BOOKED. No Vacancy.

Residential Tenancy Agreement
THIS TENANCY AGREEMENT (the "Rental Agreement") dated this 24th day of January 2006 BETWEEN: Andrew LernerAddress: 943 Bakewell Court 101, Lake Mary, Florida 32746-3388 Telephone: 321-214-9855 and 516-770-3766(the "Landlord") OF THE FIRST PART
- AND - Alan Da Costa OF THE SECOND PART

Rental Agreement Premises
The Landlord agrees to rent to the Tenant the room in the house municipally described as Hidden Village, 943 Bakewell Court Apt. 101, Lake Mary, Florida 32746-3388, (the 'Premises') for use as residential premises only. The Premises are more particularly described as follows: The tenant shall have primary use of the smaller of the two bedrooms, and its attached shared hygiene room, within Unit 131, Building 6A, Hidden Village. Shared use of the other rooms except landlord’s bedroom is also permitted.

Subject to the provisions of this Rental Agreement, the Tenant is entitled to the exclusive use of the following parking (the 'Parking') on or about the Premises: Up to two (2) cars are permitted parked in any of the spaces labeled "Guest". Space 131 is reserved exclusively for the landlord. Only properly insured motor vehicles may be parked in the Tenant's space. Motor vehicles without a license tag, or a plate’s number not filed with the Landlord, are subject to being towing by the community management at the owner’s expense.

The Landlord agrees to supply and the Tenant agrees to use and maintain in reasonable condition, normal wear and tear excepted, the following furnishings: Including, but not limited to the following. One twin size single bed with pine wood headboardOne matching night stand One matching dresser with attachable mirror One large grey painted antique dresserOne JVC 20" monitor television with wireless remote control One clock radio, One telephone, Grey desk with hutch, matching file cabinet,Iron, ironing board, clothing dryer, and laundry basket Three or more sets each of bedding sheets and towelsComforter and pillow Lamps: Palm trees, brown desk, and black pole.Waste basket for dry trash only.

The roommates agree that all areas of the house are deemed to be shared space other than the roommates' bedrooms.

The Relief Station Room must be accessible to any and all persons who need the REST room, when it is not occupied. The shared lavatory door shall remain unlocked and or open, when the room is vacant.

The term of the Rental Agreement is for three (3) months to commence at 12:00 noon on February 1, 2006.

Rent
Subject to the provisions of this Rental Agreement, the rent for the Premises is $444.00 per month, which includes a monthly charge for the Parking (collectively the 'Rent'). This signed Rental Agreement will serve as receipt of these four hundred forty four, and zero one-hundredth dollars for the first month of this Rental Agreement.

The Tenant will pay the Rent on or before the First of each and every month of the term of this Rental Agreement to the Landlord, in person, leave the payment on the dining room table, or at such other place as the Landlord may later designate.

The Tenant will be charged an additional amount of $5.00 per day for any Rent that is received after the latter of the due date and the expiration of a five-day grace period.Security Deposit On execution of this Rental Agreement, the Tenant will have paid the Landlord a security deposit of $450.00 (the 'Security Deposit'). This signed Rental Agreement will serve as receipt of these four hundred fifty and zero one-hundredth dollars.

Utilities and Other ChargesThe Tenant is responsible for the payment of the following utilities and other charges in relation to the Premises: Any telephone charges in addition to or in excess of regular telephone usage within the continental United States and Canada. The utilities and amenities of electricity, hot water, filtered cold water, heat, cooking, laundry machines, spa, pool, racquetball court, and XM Satellite Radio Online are included at no extra cost.

Living Arrangements
1. The bedroom(s) will be allocated as follows:
Prospective Roommate will receive the bedroom located at The North West corner of the Condo, with the window, facing north.
Andrew Lerner will receive the bedroom located at The South West corner of the Condo, with the window facing east.
2. The roommates agree that all areas of the house are deemed to be shared space other than the roommates' bedrooms.

The Relief Station Room must be accessible to any and all persons who need the REST room, when it is not occupied. The shared lavatory door shall remain unlocked and or open, when the room is vacant

The shared lavatory door shall remain unlocked and or open, when the room is vacant. The Relief Station Room must be accessible to any and all persons who need the REST room, when it is not occupied.
What say you? I'd like to know.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Reply Clicking

Why do you put this on the bottom of all you e-mails?

"Reply email without original, demonstrates consideration, and gains appreciation." means it is not good manners to return a letter that was sent to you, back to the sender. It also uses up that persons email memory space unnessesarilly, especially if that person has a hotmail account. I find having the text of my letters sent back to me with a reply to be messy and annoying.What say you? I'd like to know.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Flat Out News

Patti and I started using the electric dishwasher for the first time. We have found that we run out of flatware too rapidly. If you have a surplus of unused, unneeded, or unwanted cutlery, utensils, or flatware, I will be happy to relieve you of them. I especially need fork type things.
I was flat out on the I-4 and out of flatware yesterday. What say you? I'd like to know.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Saves Me from Big Bad Police People

Police Officer Neutralizer

I fell off my bike on the I-4 bridge. P was near by to thwart off 6 Fire-Fighters, 2 Police Officers, 2 fire trucks, 2 Law Enforcement Vehicles, and an ambulance. They were threatening to either Baker Act me, or ask that I voluntarily give up my rights, and go to a medical facility. She scrambled over, sacrificing her only dilithium crystal, to show she is there for me. She also stayed with me in the Walgreens Pharmacy, protecting me from the police thug. I had only fallen off my bike. Drivers apparently made calls to 911, Police, and Fire Responders, reporting that a car had hit me. It was my trial bike drive to my employer. It did not work out well. I don't have as great a desire to move my left arm as I used to due to the scrape on it. I am fine, ok, and maybe even dandy. My bike is broken :( Fortunately, my hand-held computer and cell communicator system survived unscathed. drove all of us home to 943 Bakewell CT. instead of BAKER ACT CT.

3 tenants in one month so far in 2006:

Alan,

I have decided to offer you one of the following two options:

1) Four month term residential rental agreement @ $444/month, and $450.00 security.

2) Three month term residential rental agreement @ $450/month, and $450.00 security.

Both options would include conversion into a month-to-month lease at its term end.

Please do the following for me:

  1. Tell me which agreement to have prepared for you ASAP.
  2. Provide me with a complete current, alternate, or permanent address of both your residence and employment.
  3. The soonest day and time you can come over to sign the agreement of your choice.
  4. The earliest date you you would like to move in. The "lease" will start as of this date.


On the appointment you come over to sign our agreement, please provide me with the following:


What say you? I'd like to know.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Sign today or forfeit

The printed document, copied and shown below, has been awaiting your signature. It is valid only if signed today. Therefore, if you do not sign today, I will be renting the room to someone else by February 1, 2006. This person came over Monday before you. I need to let this person know tomorrow of my decision on if I will choose him. This is a serious matter that demands your urgent attention. The copy that is for you is below. The printed document is mine, and is on the dining table awaiting you decision. I am looking only for serious and cooperative people living here as of February 1, 2006.

Friday, January 20, 2006
To: Naomi Purisima, 943 Bakewell Court Apt. 101
From: Andrew Lerner, Lake Mary, NY 32746

Your week-to-week tenancy agreement ends January 30, 2006. You paid me $120.00 of the 240.00 you owe me. You are in default of the lease. I will only consider you as a candidate for tenancy beyond the end of your present term if you pay me the $120.00 security deposit by January 22, 2006, and another $120.00 by January 23, 2006. If I do not receive from you this total of $240.00 by Monday, 1/23/06, I will consider it communication from you of your intention to vacate my premises by 1/30/06.
If you do show me your interest in a new tenancy agreement by paying me what you owe, there is no guarantee that I will grant you living accommodation beyond 1/30/06. I would require you to sign a six-month monthly rental agreement, and pay me a total of $900 cash before Monday, January 30, 2006. This $900 would cover the $450.00 for the first month, and another $450.00 for the security. Since this offer may only be made should you pay your previous balance on time, you would need to only give me an initial $780.00 in cash. I have a serious candidate interested in moving into your room ASAP @ $450.00/month and $450 security deposit. Failure to sign below will indicate your promise to permanently vacate my premises by 1/30/06.
We, the undersigned, hereby indicate by our signatures below that:
We have read this full agreement;
We understand all it contains; and
We agree to be bound by its terms and conditions

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Thursday, January 19, 2006

ALIEN ANALYSIS:

Alien Analysis is the title of my thoughts that are analogous to an intelligent being, alien to our society and civilization, analyzing and coming to conclusions based on observation of it. Put your arrow or cursor on any word in this paragraph, and then press the left mouse button. Do this each time underlines appear below the words when putting the cursor or arrow on them.

Family and Friends

Family are those people who's DNA most closely matches. Friends are those people who enjoy each other's company, relate best with each other, and have much in common. Family members and friends are often mutually exclusive.

What say you? I'd like to know.

Friends and family have been having difficulty in successfully emailing me during the same time you had difficulty. I regret the inconvenience this has caused you. I am sorry for your difficulty. The issues have been resolved. My address is Andrew.Lerner@yahoo.com This will work fine. If you use this address, please remember to put a dot (.) or period (.) between my first name first, and my last name last. That is all. There is no other address, and no plans for changes.

Go to previous post, and click on the words. There are as much as two links per sentence.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

The Good Clean Fun Of A Site-less Butterfly...P@

Good?
Yes I love that I have someone who loves food. I can try new recipes and it is a pleasure to cook for someone. I have tried several new dishes & several old ones. Andrew said he enjoys them all J. Most recent is a Lasagna & Noodle Kugle, neither have I tried before. Tonight I might make a Strawberry Swirl Cheese Cake.

Clean Fun?
We have had a very good & productive day today. We have rest the guest room to accommodate all the furniture. It is a very nice arrangement in the room, but still spacious. It is my hope that the person rent the room will fell comfortable. I love the desk, its hutch & the file cabinet. Wish we couldnt figure out how to fit it else where, so I would have use of it.

Site-less?
While I do have almost prefect vision… Someone found a way to change my Yahoo password & I have no access to my blog or anything Yahoo…. So I’m site-less in, as I don’t have a web site anymore.

Butterfly?
I consider my self a lot like a butterfly. I live life as it comes & I enjoy the beauty in the world. I have had a life changing operation 1 ½ years ago. I am first coming out of my cocoon, and evolving.

Thank you for taking the time to read what I have had to say. I hope you all have a wonderful day,
P@


This posting was contributed by P@.
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WWWisdom

1) Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

2) Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

3) The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

4) Life is sexually transmitted.

5) An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

6) Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

7) In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

This entry was inspired by the contribution forwarded by Scott and Pati.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

AULD NEWS

i told you to take out your furniture so i can move my furniture in. the bed in there is to small for me. when i came by the other day it was still there.let me know when i can move my bed and dresser in.i do not need the desk in there either.also, your girl friend has her clothes in the dresser. i also want to put a lock on the bedroom door so that my room is not disturbed. you can call me on my cell when this is done.ive been out of town so i dont get my emails everyday.im in town so i can move my bedroom stuff in when you ley me know the room is empty. thx in advance bill

Mr. Auld,

Your note of 1/12/06 has no validity or legitimacy. You are default in your financial obligations to me. You do not live here. The room has been abandoned. No one lives there, or has lived there since 12/01/05. Your residency of my home has been terminated. I do not want you as a tenant. I do not want you as a roommate. You are not welcome here. Send me the two keys you have of mine. Doing so will help you avoid legal action against you. The late fees as of this date equal $60.00. This was not paid by you. The rent you owe for this month of January 2006 equal $450.00. This was not paid by you. You do not have any rights to enter my home. You have no rights to anything inside of my home. I consider the orders and accusations in your note harassment. Legal action and Criminal prosecution will be pursued against any trespass by you of my property. You have no rights to it, any of its contents, or to put anything inside of it. I am actively advertising to rent my home to a refined respectable individual who is responsible, cooperative, intelligent, and literate.

Andrew Lerner
Plaintiff
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

BILL PAST DUE

I no longer have a Bill that pays me. He leaves me no AuLtERNativE.Recourse.
Mr. William Auld,

It is the end of the day of January 10th, 2006. You have defaulted on your rental payment agreement. I have not received the $475.00 current balance you owe me. It is evident by the vacancy and absence of your belongings, yourself, your daughter, or any legitimate communication from you, that you have abandoned my rental offering. You have had numerous notices and warning of your delinquency. Consequently, you leave me no auldternative.* The agreement is canceled and terminated except for your financial obligations. You are prohibited to enter my dwelling without my express written consent. You will be the prime suspect for prosecution if I find any sign of entry and or removal of objects in or from my home without my authorization, unless you return my two keys. You are required to give back to me the two keys to my condominium. Please mail them to me. A more limited offer of my condo share is now available on the market from that which was previously made available.

Sincerely,
Andrew Lerner, Landlord

Please tell me your reaction to my posting. *No. This was not really put in the actual letter.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/roo/124335801.html

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

NO AULDTERNATIVE

1/5/06: Mr Auld, Happy new year! I have not seen you since last year! I am sure that you have been busy, and It may have slipped your mind of our agreement. I am sure you will remedy this oversight promptly. Thank you for your attention. Sincerely, Andrew Lerner


1/6/06: William Auld: I last sent you a letter, shown, on 1/5/06. According to our agreement, your rent was due on 1/1/06. This payment for the month of January 2006 is not paid as of this time. The grace period ended yesterday on 1/5/06. According to our agreement, you owe an additional $5.00 for each day past that date. Therefore you now owe owe me $455.00 as of 1/6/06. Please notify of me of your intensions to pay. Sincerely, Andrew Lerner



1/7/06: William Auld: Your rent is now seven (7) days past due. It is two days past the grace date of 1/5/06. The penalty fees of $5 per day now equal $10 in addition to the monthly rent amount. If by 1/10/06, I do not receive the $450 rent due for this month, I will put up your room and home share on the market for rent for as of 2/1/06. This is the required 3 days notice to you for your default and termination of the agreement. I plan to consider your room rental as abandoned as of 1/10/06 if status remains unchanged. The end of your lease will be as of the date of a new tenant agreement. Sincerely, Andrew Lerner


ill see you tomorrow.do you have someone that wants to stay there ?the school did not accept the lease.my daughter had to switch schools.the condo is useless to me at this point.you had some lady that wants to rent it. then rent it.if not i will be moving i full time and will not need the furniture in there. i will bring my own to make it more like home for me. my wife and i have seperated. im staying at another home i own but i am selling it and close on it soon. i have contract and everything is go on it . i will move my bedroom furniture in . if you can rent to that lady then i will move somewhere else. let me know. happy new year.


1/8/06: Hello Bill! It is a pleasure to hear from you! I am very sorry that the school situation has not worked out as well as you hoped. I also am sad for your domestic issues. You are very welcome to my home. Nobody has been sleeping and using your room here. I have no one else to stay in you room. It is yours. I am not assuming it is abandoned. I have not terminated your lease. There is no advertising or effort in effect to rent the room to anyone except you. I am happy to be of assistance to you in your current situation. Thank you for taking time out to write me. I look forward to meeting with you again. Your room is well cared for. Sincerely, Andrew



1/9/06: William Auld: Your rent is now nine (9) days past due. It is four (4) days past the grace date of 1/5/06. The late fees of $5/day now total $20. You owe this in addition to the monthly rent amount of $450. Tomorrow, on 1/10/06, the amount you owe me will be $475. If I do not receive the total you owe me by the end of Tuesday, January 10, 2005, I will put up your room and home share on the market for rent immediately. I have given you the required three (3) days notice to you about this. This is the required notice for termination of the agreement due to default rent payment. I plan to consider your room rental as abandoned by the end of 1/10/06 if status remains unchanged. Accordingly, you are still required to pay for this months rent, and associated late fees. You will also be responsible for all rent due up to the start of a new rental agreement. The end of your lease will be as of the date of a new tenant agreement, or June 30, 2006, whichever comes first. Sincerely, Andrew Lerner


Upon the greater of 3 days notice and any notice required under the Act, the Landlord may terminate the tenancy under this Lease if the Tenant has defaulted in the payment of any portion of the Rent when due, and that amount is still due after any grace period required by the Act.

Abandonment: If at any time during the term of this Rental Agreement, the Tenant abandons the Premises or any part of the Premises, the Landlord may, at its option, enter the Premises by any means without being liable for any prosecution for such entering, and without becoming liable to the Tenant for damages or for any payment of any kind whatever, and may, at the Landlord's discretion, as agent for the Tenant, rent the Premises, or any part of the Premises, for the whole or any part of the then unexpired term, and may receive and collect all rent payable by virtue of such renting, and, at the Landlord's option, hold the Tenant liable for any difference between the Rent that would have been payable under this Rental Agreement during the balance of the unexpired term, if this Rental Agreement had continued in force, and the net rent for such period realized by the Landlord by means of the renting. If the Landlord's right of re-entry is exercised following abandonment of the premises by the Tenant, then the Landlord may consider any personal property belonging to the Tenant and left on the Premises to also have been abandoned, in which case the Landlord may dispose of all such personal property in any manner the Landlord will deem proper and is relieved of all liability for doing so.
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Monday, January 09, 2006

The AULDternative Room

William Auld has notified me today, of his interest in moving into my home. My name is Andrew Lerner. It can be abbreviated as "A. Lerner". The first letter of my first name is "A". That is my first Initial. The Internet can only recognize names that do not have embedded blank spaces. Therefore, a period or "dot" is sometimes substituted. This is what it looks like: ".". The following is a "name" that would be accepted by the Internet: "A.Lerner". The letters in this name can be found, and in the same order, in the following words or phrase:"Alternative read." To illustrate this, these words are repeated with some the letters of these words made into capital letters: "ALtERNativE Read." This is further illustrated, and made into an Internet friendly name as follows: A.LtERNativE.Read. The ampersand symbol of "&" represents the English word "and". The letters in the word "and" are also the first three letters, and in the same order, in my first name of "Andrew". Therefore, by objective logic, "&rew" can represent my name by substituting "&" for the letters "And". Please tell me your reaction to a post of mine.
Why is your Sunday site post a repeat of previous stuff?
I am sad that you call it "stuff". The text was recently found in an old email draft. I am not sure if it was ever posted here. Not everyone has read it. Posting it enables me to spend less time on this sight.

Why did you make the font small and difficult to read? I am sad you feel this way. Smaller font conserves space. Adjusting your PC settings will make all text easier to read for you. I make text that is less important, smaller. I do not intentionally inflict difficulty. Thank you for your reading, attention, and reply. I appreciate your feedback. "Reply email without original, demonstrates consideration, and gains appreciation. " is an improvement over. "Reply email without returning this email shows, and gains my respect" I am glad you appreciate this. Thank you.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

ONE YEAR IN FLORIDA

"Patti Cake" is shown below. It is chocolate cake, with cholcolate filling, and chocolate icing. 7/29/05: This beige condo is my best home ever! I will continue to improve and organize this home through July and beyond. My TV is now operating on a platform in front of Windows 2005. My bookcase is on the platform of, and in front of, the beige fireplace. I have rewired all concerned beige rooms for video, networking, and or telephony. The Plumber was here doing work in three of my rooms for three days. The Carpet people were doing work in the other four of my beige rooms for three days. The painters were doing work in all twelve of my rooms for two days.

I lost my first and only purchased and or prescription eyeshades ever. They cost me about $188.00. I no longer have vision insurance. I regret not putting my name, email, or voice number on them! I put them on my free $4 pair! Next, time, I plan to get ones with a magnetic shade attachment instead. This will reduce the chance of loss by the inconvenience of changing them, and carrying the other pair in my pocket.

I have gotten two labor estimates to re-build and tile the four large holes in the beige walls created by the plumber. One was for $225 for work on 7/11/05. The other is for $400 for work during the first week of August. I am choosing to go with the second choice. He will first make the four large holes into two gigantic holes in the beige walls.

I finally got my beige medication in a beige container that I have been without for too long! My new mask is no longer too noisy! My legs and feet hurt too much. Florida is the flaccid state. Do you agree? Does it look like it is the only state that looks like it is in the state of being flaccid? The rain was a pain, and went mainly on the windowpanes. There are many annoying speed bumps in my development. They have signs that say “15 mph�. I have learned to cope with them by going at least 20 mpg. Then they are not as annoying. What say you?

If it is amber, vanilla, almond, bone, alabaster, ivory, bamboo, cream, banana, mocha, sand, putty, taupe, oak, cameo, or beige, it is in or on my condo. I installed my brand new vanilla shower curtains that I purchased from Walmart during the winter. I also covered the holes in the beige bath walls. This is to prevent water from getting into the walls.

The air conditioning here works better than it did in the rental! It is otherwise quieter in general here in this beige condo. The layout and arrangements I am making here, are turning out more perfect than first expected! The entertainment room is a perfect design for a Dital DTS 5.1 surround sound theater! Unlike all my previous homes, all of my appliances, counters, and fixtures, and cabinets are all a shade of beige! Unfortunately, however, my brand new state of the art laundry machines are white, on beige carpet, and hidden behind beige doors.

I will soon install my brand new beige UPS (Uninterrupted Power Supply) to cope with the pesky “power faliure� here. Therefore, I will never have any computer, lighting, media, or voice service interruptions! Also, with a UPS, I will not be susceptible to BROWN outs, will always have ups, and no downs. With my experience with UPS, please only use Parcel Post by the USPS! I am so happy to have picked up, and swallowed my UPperS! It has picked me up! They are all beige!

I intentionally left in the beige rental, the following items: a heavy duty steel brown queen size bed frame, four brown 36� shelves, four collapsed brown cardboard boxes, a grey carpet rug, and a beige sponge. I did not even put them on Craig’s list as free! I also was not feeling well enough that morning to re-vacuum the beige carpeting. I hope I will not be charged for all these (lack of) actions.

My beige computer has informed me that a certain word has appeared in this document twenty (20) times!Please tell me your reaction to a post of mine.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

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I, &rew, live, work, shop, dine, and play in Lake Mary. I purchased my condo 5/31/05. From 2/21/1958 to 1/05/05 I lived in Long Island + Queens NY. I have been a Computer Programmer, Operator, Sales Rep, Instructor, Teller, Driver, and Assistant Store Manager. I earned my college degree 9/20/87. Animals, natural environment, individual rights, liberties, and independence are very important to me. I'm calm, yet a motivated, creative, non traditional Individual, with a unique perspective; always open, interested and enjoy learning, growing, meeting new people, experiencing new activities, foods, and adventures. I have a dream that all living creatures and all people will live in harmony with each other and our environment regardless of race, beliefs, sexual orientation, gender, or any other difference. NY2FL4ever: My happiness and youth continues to grow. A. LERNER enjoys A.LtERNativE Rock music! Click colored words and pictures. Click the envelope with arrow icon to reply. Click on these links: www.geocities.com/lernerandrew/AndrewLerner.html
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Friday, January 06, 2006

Dorothy Rose Wernick 2000

Happy birthday to my first Nephew's first child in Albany NY.

Monday, January 02, 2006

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Sunday, January 01, 2006

ALIEN ANALYSIS:

Alien Analysis is the title of my thoughts that are analogous to an intelligent being, alien to our society and civilization, analyzing and coming to conclusions based on observation of it.
Clothing:
Why do women and girls dress differently from men and boys?

The subject matter discussed here is of frank and graphic nature. It will include descriptions of sexual subject matter. If this offends you, it is my recommendation that you do not read this. Most of the facts gathered for this article were collected since 2002. The views expressed are solely those of the author. If you only see white space, and no text below, and want to read it, please email me for instructions.

People are humans who are both male and female. They enjoy other people noticing, paying attention to, and spending time with them. The greatest need is for each individual to feel important. One's excitement and happiness is proportional to the amount and intensity of notice one gets. The ultimate height of this pleasure is called an orgasm, preceded by sexual arousal. Getting the interest and curiosity of ones self is offering, exposing, or showing their uniqueness. This can be done intellectually by communicating how one feels or what one thinks. Another method is by the uncovering or exposing some of one's physical outer body. The height of this exposure is being naked to point of the ultimate showing of ongentilesals. This behavior of using clothing is unique to the human species.

The barometer of arousal is that same penis for the male, and clitoris for the female. The penis is a tube shaped appendage, and can be up to 7 inches sticking out perpendicular to the body. The clitoris is inside the vagina. The vagina is a hole of the same corresponding circumference, easily accommodating the insertion of a penis. The gentiles get proportionally erect and hard according to the stimulus. The penis, being much larger, and on the exterior, is consequently much more conspicuous, and noticeable. The height of stimulus is often gained proportionally to the amount of clothing one wears. Clothing restricts the amount of sight to ones body. It also would also restrict in a physically uncomfortable to painful manor, the penis of a man. Orgasm results in the ejaculation of liquid from the end of the penis. In this society, a male is also made to feel emotional pain if an erection or evidence of an ejaculation is noticed. Therefore he usually covers himself with large under pants, pants, shirts, socks, and shoes. He is forced by society to repress his desires and gratification in public settings.

However, since a women's clitoris is tiny, inside the vagina, and hidden from view, it is not noticeable, uncomfortable, or restricted when wearing optional panties, which are much smaller as well. She is unrestricted by physical dress restrictions and uninhibited by emotional embarrassment of societal retributionion. She can achieve arousal, erection, and even orgasm in public. That is why women can and do wear skirts, dresses, and much less clothing than men. Skirts allow others to notice as much of their legs, butt and or panties as possible, Women shave their bodies of hair, and wear smaller and less dress that shows as much of their skin as possible. Sections of skin and body can be exposed up to near the gentiles, which are impossible to do so by the male, or discouraged. Women and girls are obsessed with clothing that provides as much physical and emotional feeling of exposure as possible within the law in public. These styles are designed to convey vulnerability, dependence, innocence, nievete', ignorance, and the vicarious instability of the coverage itself. The styles of clothing draw attention to, or enhance parts of their anatomy. Clothing is often light, flexible, airy, or form fitting, giving the feeling of nudity, and adding to their personal sexual gratification. Society is very permissive and supportive of this behavior of this gender.

Other examples of predominantly exclusive feminine behavior in public, and professional workplace, include bare feet, painted nails, long hair, adornment of jewelry, erotically placed tattoos, and cosmetics. This behavior of women sometimes invites violation and abuse by heterosexual men. Clothing restrictions on this society, and clothing, is repressive and oppressive, especially for men.
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Night & Day 7

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