1) Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
2) Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
3) The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
4) Life is sexually transmitted.
5) An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
6) Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
7) In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
This entry was inspired by the contribution forwarded by Scott and Pati.
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