Friday, April 27, 2007

Republicans from Space

"Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.This is a well-know incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S Air Force and the federal government. However, what you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of information may clear up a lot of things." - contributed by sibling.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Eager

I would like to have a friend or more that I would be able to be in contact with on the telephone and in person, outside of work, and on a daily and or weekly basis. I do not have anyone in my life like that. I do not have any family or friends to spend time with here in Florida outside of work. I live alone, with no pets, in a 6+ room home that I own. My home is immaculate, and very fully furnished will all the newest furniture, electronics, and media. I own a car, and drive it maybe 25 miles per month. I have a cell phone with 750 anytime anywhere minutes for $15/month. I use it maybe 50 minutes per month. I have a home phone with 500 anytime anywhere minutes for $15/month. I use it maybe 200 minutes per month. I have income sources and resources that give me total economic security. I do all that I can for people I know. All I ask for is respect, patience, and time. I want to learn all about people, our culture, and where I live.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Telephone for Dummies

I am usually available after 9:00 every day. If you call me at 321-214-9855, and I don't answer you, please then call 516-770-3766 right away. If you call me at 516-770-3766, and I don't answer you, please then call 321-214-9855 right away. If I do not answer at one of my telephone numbers, I will probably answer at my other telephone number. I am usually off on Sunday and Saturday.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Shopping

My new grill is delightfully easier to clean than my old one. My new backpack eliminates the need for me to also use my waist pack, and lunch cube. I am very satisfied with the framing of the Palm tree beach painting. My new electronic sonic toothbrush is helping me maintain my teeth and gums far better than either my previous electric or manual toothbrushes.

4/12, my Publix Supermarket has moved to a new location, closer to me! Now it is less than one mile away from me! It is right between my Target, and my Staples. It is even more upscale and gigantic than the previous location. It is huge, immaculate, beautiful, enormous, and spacious! The many many customer service Associates all wear new elaborate uniforms, as if they were working in a store on Midtown Fifth Avenue in Manhattan. The service provided exceeds that of stores in that location as well. The selection is greater, and the lay-out is brilliant. I greatly appreciate the 15" flat color screens that are exclusively for the patron at the P.O.S. I purchase my first figs in memory today. It was one of many samples that was offered to me throughout the store. My service at the Deli counter was beyond professional and Respectful. The displays of product was exceptional. There are beautiful new fine upholstered wood chairs and tables by the Pharmacy. There is an upscale Coffee Cafe with indoor tables and chairs, along with elegant iron chairs and tables outside.

This old historic city of Lake Mary, has seen much development over the past two years, and is rapidly becoming more upscale, and a desirable city to live in.

My $120. Plantronics headset broke. I sent it first class last Saturday for $2 to Plantronics. I received a free replacement for free on Thursday. It was and is covered by a two year warranty. I have owned the original for one year. I use it for work, and with an adapter, use it with either my mobile, cordless, or corded phones, that have sockets for a speaker/microphone.

I have had a new Team Leader these past two weeks. He is the first TL I have had previously. We had our first team meeting during this past week. At the beginning of the meeting, we met the new members of the new team. Most of us were from our previous team. Later in the meeting, we learned that some of us would be going to a new team as of Sunday 4/15/07.

I am one of them. None of my original teammates are coming with me. The decision was based on our schedules. Most of them start at 7am. I changed mine to start between 9 & 10:30am. This means I was on a new team for two weeks. I was on my previous team for many months.


Last week, my brother called me after 3 weeks! Michael called me after weeks! Nancy gave me her weekly call as well. I got many chores done last weekend, and today! I have finally acknowledged, watch, and enjoy South Park. Another favorite show of mine is The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

I rented and watched 4 DVDS the past week. I have a card that allows me unlimited rentals for $1.99 each this month at Blockbuster. The grades next to these movies only reflect my enjoyment, and not my critical rating. The HISTORY of the World Part I = C. Capote = C. The Huckabies = C. Borat = F. Movies that I have rated an A+ for enjoyment include Private Parts with Howard Stern, Network, and Being There. My favorite part of the HISTORY DVD was "Jews In Space".

I have never loved more people so much as I do here in Florida! In front of my house, rocket launches, including the Space Shuttle, can be seen going up from the Kennedy Space Center in Coco Beach. The logo for the new at&t should be @&T. The symbol @ represents at. The Symbol & represents AND.

Friday, April 13, 2007

HELP

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Remember, you must continue to keep scrolling down this very long page to see everything, and every time you visit or refresh. On the bottom of this and all blog entries, is date of which it was posted. There is also a permanent link to that specific posting.

Monday, April 09, 2007

TampOn

TampOn: Apply Directly To The Vagina

TampOn: Apply Directly To The Vagina

TampOn: Apply Directly To The Vagina

Saturday, April 07, 2007

HEAD ON

New from the makers of HeadOn,...

HardOn...Apply directly to the penis


HardOn...Apply directly to the penis

HardOn...Apply directly to the penis



Hat-on, put directly on the head.
HeadOn is a topical product intended for headache relief, produced by Miralus Healthcare and invented by teenager Jeremy Sinsimer, who claims it is a homeopathic remedy.[1] Although intended uses are not listed on the website or in the commercial spot, the purported purpose of the product is to assuage headaches.[1] Chemical analysis has shown that the product consists almost entirely of wax. The two listed active ingredients, white bryony (a type of vine) and potassium dichromate, are diluted to .000001 PPM and 1 PPM respectively.[2] This amount of dilution is so great that the product is arguably a placebo.[3] [4] The Better Business Bureau has asked Miralus Healthcare not to make claims that HeadOn cures headaches.

(CBS) "There's no danger except the economic danger of taking money that could be used for, say, the co-pay to see your doctor to talk about your headaches, and figure out why you have headaches and what would be the best treatment for you.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Social Food & Purchases.

On 3/15, after more than a year, but less than 3000 miles, I got my oil changed. I also purchased 3 new tires. The car was ready for my trip to Nancy for lunch. My auto insurance is $450/year. I buy a tank of gas once every month or more. After many months of wondering if I would have the energy and time, I washed my car yesterday, on Saturday 3/31/07. I am so happy.

Again, this past week, I made 5 quarts of Soup and 26 Matzo balls, and brought them in to work for various people to enjoy them. A colleague met me for Chinese Buffet dinner on Friday 3/30. This is the first time I have met with someone from Convergys socially. I have been there 1.33 years. He has the same sense of humor, and taste in music. We both enjoy talking about politics and world events.Today, Sunday, is my third unpaid day off in a row. This includes Sunday for this week, and Friday and Saturday of last week. I have Saturday off this week. I hope I have Sunday off next week. I will then have 2 days off in a row next week.

I finally cleaned my old George Forman Grill today. Most of the black non-stick surface on the bottom is either worn off, or peals easily. There is also some caked-on black. I took out my 3/18 GF grill from Target for the first time. It is 75% the size of the old one. I finally transferred my belongings to my 3/15 Backpack from Target today. I striped off customizations from my old one. On 2/28, I finally figured out the meaning of "Many Happy Returns". A colleague had wrote that on my card, plus "of the day". That finally explains to me, that it is a wish that I have many more happy birthdays!

As a project in High School English, I had to write up thesis, whereby, I made a statement, and three examples to prove it. I chose: "Everything is Infinite". My three supporting examples were Space, Time, & Energy.
"Florida is the FLaced state" - Andrew Lerner.


Under "Important Safeguards in the George Foreman Ownders Manual, it says: "Do not place in front of, or in back of the front wheels of a car, as it may alter the wheel alignment if driven over."