Saturday, January 30, 2010

Undressing Mandatory for Security.

The following poll was created on Facebook, 2010-01-19. Here is the Link: http://apps.facebook.com/yoursay/?pid=44368&refer=di
New scanning technology can show an on-screen, image of the airplane passenger's naked body, contrasted with any other objects except clothing. This screen image would be publicly viewable in real time. The electronic method may present both too great a health risk, privacy violation, and liability issue. For these reasons...
Would you be willing to undress to your underwear, and frisked, in lieu of a full body scan at airport security?
YES. It is safer than the X-ray method, and helps to keep Americans Safer.

NO. I would rather have dangerous invasive x-rays that show me naked. This would not be an invasion of my privacy or violation. I am willing to sign a waiver of any civil rights or health liability.

[VOTE NOW] Note the "Please, NO Jokes" signage at the TSA security check in the San Diego airport. Also note the gun and explosives exposed by the x-ray scan. As with the "Underwear Bomber", a gun could be concealed behind those pink briefs. However, it can not be assumed that a bulging protrusion is a gun. What happens if the person is not wearing any underwear?

5/24/10 Update: It seems most prefer other passengers at the gate see them naked than to be in their underwear.

27.5% Yes. It can help protect many lives.
62.5% No. I would rather have invasive x-rays that show me naked.

How do you stand? Clothed or less? You can vote here also: Click A for yes or D for no.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Oxymorons

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"
When we are already there?
10. Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12.. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13... Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17... If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21.Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control

When you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25... Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

27. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?
28. X-mas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Slogans

Aspies love words, except for these: Osmosis, multitasking

My proposed slogans for "Dick's Sporting Goods": "Where the dicks go" or "Where dicks get excited"

Bad slogan for a gun shop: "Slow guns.

Scroll down and see the "new" picture of me.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Adam 2009 on DVD 2-2-2010

February 2, 2010 will be the date that:

  1. The movie Adam (2009) will be released on DVD
  2. Andrew Lerner will have marriage 2.
  3. The movie "Groundhog Day" takes place.
  4. Ellen Lee DeGeneres has her 52nd birthday.

'Adam,' The Sundance Award-Winning Film Arrives On Blu-Ray and DVD 2/2/2010

For a three minute video, click on the title on top, or on the picture.

Prognostication is for indefinite repetition.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Find me in FaceBook

Since I rarely get any comments, feedback, reactions, or boxes checked, I have lost motivation to continue posting anything. I will be encouraged if you let me know how you feel about this blog, and what you would like to see.

Saturday, January 02, 2010

Enzo's on the Lake

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